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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Sir HC on November 25, 2003, 11:34:00 am

Title: The turkey was pardoned
Post by: Sir HC on November 25, 2003, 11:34:00 am: So when they pardon the thanksgiving turkey at the White House, what do they eat instead? Kill another turkey in its place?
Title: Re: The turkey was pardoned
Post by: Celeste on November 25, 2003, 11:41:00 am: PETA had a good ad in the City Paper last week where the "pardoned" turkey was asking what, exactly, he was being pardoned of, with a goofy looking picture of Bush in the corner. I got a kick out of it. I hate that whole "pardoning the turkey" tradition.
Title: Re: The turkey was pardoned
Post by: mankie on November 25, 2003, 11:41:00 am: There's no way a card carrying NRA member redneck like dubya pardoned the turkey...he got his bushman rifle out, let the turkey run round the rose garden and BLAMM! Blew it's bloody head off.
Title: Re: The turkey was pardoned
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on November 25, 2003, 11:44:00 am: Rumor has it you can find some bumper stickers in Takoma Park sporting the saying, "Save the turkeys, eat Bush".

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Originally posted by Sir HC:
So when they pardon the thanksgiving turkey at the White House, what do they eat instead? Kill another turkey in its place?
Title: Re: The turkey was pardoned
Post by: Venerable Bede on November 25, 2003, 12:07:00 pm: mmmmmm. . .turkey with greenbean casserole and mashed potatoes. . .with pumpkin pie for dessert. mmmmmm, 2 more days.

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Title: Re: The turkey was pardoned
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on November 25, 2003, 12:13:00 pm: Hey Mankie, what's on the vegetarian Thanksgiving menu at your house? OR do Brits abstain from celebrating?

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Originally posted by mankie:
There's no way a card carrying NRA member redneck like dubya pardoned the turkey...he got his bushman rifle out, let the turkey run round the rose garden and BLAMM! Blew it's bloody head off.
Title: Re: The turkey was pardoned
Post by: mankie on November 25, 2003, 12:14:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
Rumor has it you can find some bumper stickers in Takoma Park sporting the saying, "Save the turkeys, eat Bush".

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Originally posted by Sir HC:
So when they pardon the thanksgiving turkey at the White House, what do they eat instead? Kill another turkey in its place?
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I wonder when the "Lick Bush in 04" bumper stickers will start to show up?
:roll:

Jones Soda have turkey and gravy flavoured soda out at the moment.
Title: Re: The turkey was pardoned
Post by: mankie on November 25, 2003, 12:19:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
Hey Mankie, what's on the vegetarian Thanksgiving menu at your house? OR do Brits abstain from celebrating?

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Originally posted by mankie:
There's no way a card carrying NRA member redneck like dubya pardoned the turkey...he got his bushman rifle out, let the turkey run round the rose garden and BLAMM! Blew it's bloody head off.
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No word of a lie...my Thanksgiving tradition is to clean the gutters on the house ready for winter...it started when I was a loner with no one to hang out with so Thanksgiving just became a day off. I just like to keep that tradition going now. It's a totally boring day really, so Blockbuster gets a visit.
Title: Re: The turkey was pardoned
Post by: on November 25, 2003, 12:27:00 pm: Who is the real fowl (http://www.pardontheturkeys.com/) ?
Title: Re: The turkey was pardoned
Post by: Sir HC on November 25, 2003, 12:27:00 pm: It is a great day for biking. The smells in the air from all the cooking is great. Usually a crisp day, and no one out on the roads or trails. Just like my christmas tradition of skiing.
Title: Re: The turkey was pardoned
Post by: flawd101 on November 25, 2003, 05:25:00 pm: i get to eat what my parents cook, drink out of the grown up cups and watch football. then go shopping early tomorrow...and history homework....

fuck the vegitarians!!!!!and animal lovers.
Title: Re: The turkey was pardoned
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on November 25, 2003, 05:29:00 pm: No thanks, I'll leave you for Michael Jackson.

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fuck the vegitarians!!!!!and animal lovers.
Title: Re: The turkey was pardoned
Post by: flawd101 on November 25, 2003, 06:06:00 pm: i probaly whouldn't mind father jackson...cuz after you sue for millions of dollars and who knows, he might be telling the truth(and i can fly)!.