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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: anarchist on December 11, 2005, 06:37:00 pm

Title: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: anarchist on December 11, 2005, 06:37:00 pm
when you are done with it, bring it to the curb and have the trash man pick it up.
Title: Re: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: on December 11, 2005, 07:28:00 pm
Tis better to kill a smelly hippie for Jesus.
   
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Title: Re: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on December 12, 2005, 12:09:00 am
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Originally posted by anarchist:
  when you are done with it, bring it to the curb and have the trash man pick it up.
Be sure to leave it at the curb on the designated pickup day.
Title: Re: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: markie on December 12, 2005, 12:16:00 am
So do you feel worse about the trees, or the turkeys and the hams? What kind of an animal is a ham anyhow? I am pretty sure I have never seen one.
Title: Re: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: beetsnotbeats on December 12, 2005, 12:43:00 am
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Originally posted by MTB-Markie:
  What kind of an animal is a ham anyhow? I am pretty sure I have never seen one.
Sounds like you have a beef. [rimshot] [please?] [I promise no more puns]
Title: Re: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: Frank Gallagher on December 12, 2005, 06:10:00 am
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Originally posted by MTB-Markie:
  So do you feel worse about the trees, or the turkeys and the hams? What kind of an animal is a ham anyhow? I am pretty sure I have never seen one.
Not sure myself either, but they make hamburgers out of them evidently.
Title: Re: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: chaz on December 12, 2005, 09:37:00 am
Xmas trees are an agricultural product like corn or wheat.  It's not like people are stomping into virgin forest and chopping down every fraser fir they see.  They're grown on farms.  Do you feel bad for corn?
Title: Re: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on December 12, 2005, 10:04:00 am
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Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
 Do you feel bad for corn?
STOP THE GENOCIDE!
 
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Title: Re: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: chaz on December 12, 2005, 10:09:00 am
Yup from here on out it's a diet of water and dirt for me.
Title: Re: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: Frank Gallagher on December 12, 2005, 10:15:00 am
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Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
  Yup from here on out it's a diet of water and dirt for me.
oh, that's right...take the breath right out of the fishes gills...MURDERER!
Title: Re: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on December 12, 2005, 10:26:00 am
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Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
  Yup from here on out it's a diet of water and dirt for me.
Improperly-harvested dirt kills millions of worms a year.
Title: Re: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: chaz on December 12, 2005, 10:44:00 am
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Originally posted by Doctor Doom:
   
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Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
  Yup from here on out it's a diet of water and dirt for me.
Improperly-harvested dirt kills millions of worms a year. [/b]
I only eat worm and microbe free organically harvested dirt.
Title: Re: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: muschi on December 12, 2005, 03:32:00 pm
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Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
  Yup from here on out it's a diet of water and dirt for me.
this one of the funnier threads on here
Title: Re: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: ggw on December 12, 2005, 03:39:00 pm
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Originally posted by MTB-Markie:
 What kind of an animal is a ham anyhow? I am pretty sure I have never seen one.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
 
 Lisa: No.
 
 Homer: Ham?
 
 Lisa: No!
 
 Homer: Pork chops?
 
 Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
 
 Homer: Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa. A wonderful... magical animal.
Title: Re: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: markie on December 12, 2005, 03:43:00 pm
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
 
 Homer: Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa. A wonderful... magical animal.
Nice spot, my reply was inspired by that.
 
 I wonder if Anarchist has these on his Christmas tree:
 
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Title: Re: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: Frank Gallagher on December 13, 2005, 06:48:00 am
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Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
   
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Originally posted by Doctor Doom:
   
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Originally posted by Chaz, Lover of all Beings:
   
Improperly-harvested dirt kills millions of worms a year. [/b]
I only eat worm  [/b]
Hee-hee...he said he eats worms.
Title: Re: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 13, 2005, 10:02:00 am
i pound dirt
Title: Re: kill a tree for christmas
Post by: Frank Gallagher on December 13, 2005, 10:42:00 am
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Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  i pound dirt
Hee-hee he said........oh never mind.