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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: on September 29, 2003, 03:20:00 pm
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bilge
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Originally posted by Marumsco Hills:
CQ body splash
Congressional Quarterly makes a body splash?
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Originally posted by ggwâ?˘:
Originally posted by Marumsco Hills:
CQ body splash
Congressional Quarterly makes a body splash? [/b]
I thought he meant Colin Quinn...who the hell wants to smell like Colin Quinn?
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Originally posted by Marumsco Hills:
"Here is a list of beloved activities of the gay culture straights have shamefully copied! (http://www.weirdlinks.com/haroldhomie.htm) Read it and cry for the future of the gay lifestyle!"
Dildo play
Cumming on faces (commonly referred to as "facials")
Penis piercings
Dirty talk (includes answering machine messages and phone dating lines)
Biker tattoos (and the biker culture in general)
CQ body splash
"Butch" crew cuts
Key chains with lots of keys that don't have locks
Sexual asphyxiation
Rimming
Enemas
Ricky Martin-style silk shirts
Italian silver cock rings
Coconut scent hair gel
Promiscuous, anonymous sex in public places
Barebacking (sex without condoms)
Thong and Speedo swimwear
Ass slapping during sex
Just like triangles, rainbows and the color lavender, gays do not own any of these things. In fact, if it weren't for "barebacking", none of us would even be here to argue needlessly about this.
They can keep the rimming and enemas. :(
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Since when did straights copy barebacking? Seems like they have been doing that since, oh, about the time of Adam and Eve, or whoever was the first to reproduce.
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bilge
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Originally posted by Marumsco Hills:
I should listen to a man who asked Celeste to sign this (https://www.sex-contract.com/female-contract.html) pre-nup..?
This is ridiculous! When a woman marries a man, she is supposed to do whatever he demands of her sexually. It's her wifely duty.
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Originally posted by Jaguär:
They can keep the rimming and enemas. :)
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erm, Jag, do you really want to see Mankie in Thong and Speedo swimwear?
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Originally posted by Bubba:
erm, Jag, do you really want to see Mankie in Thong and Speedo swimwear?
Oh yeah, sorry, delete that one too!
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Penis piercings?
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acutually the list is pretty poor, Prince Albert was a penis piercing pioneer way before it was legal to be homosexual......
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Originally posted by Bubba:
Penis piercings?
Doesn't have to be my wee-wee, she can pierce someone else's.
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I'll pass on the Ricky Martin style silk shirts too, I'll let markie keep that one.
BTW...if it's Ricky Martin style and he's not gay :roll: how the hell could the straight folk have copied it from them?
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Originally posted by mankie:
...if it's Ricky Martin style and he's not gay :roll: how the hell could the straight folk have copied it from them?
keep thinking about it...he is SO gay!
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This list will make for an interesting episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
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Originally posted by Mobius:
This list will make for an interesting episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Wonder what they'd do with Rhett and Celeste? :D
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Originally posted by Jaguär:
Originally posted by Mobius:
This list will make for an interesting episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Wonder what they'd do with Rhett and Celeste? :D [/b]
Who would be the straight guy?
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They'd all fight over who got to screw me, me being so beautiful and all...
They'd try to make Celeste shave her pits like all of them do.
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Originally posted by Celeste:
Originally posted by mankie:
...if it's Ricky Martin style and he's not gay :roll: how the hell could the straight folk have copied it from them?
keep thinking about it...he is SO gay! [/b]
Okay, so he's gay...how can the straight folk have copied it when the gays copied it from a gay? Italian and middle eastern men don't count.
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Originally posted by Mobius:
This list will make for an interesting episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Why is "queer" not offensive to them?
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Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by Mobius:
This list will make for an interesting episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Why is "queer" not offensive to them? [/b]
And why can't happy people not necessarily be gay anymore?
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It's sort of like black people calling themselves niggers.
I've always thought queer meant cool, or going against the mainstream. Just a word that goes beyond sexuality for me.
Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by Mobius:
This list will make for an interesting episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Why is "queer" not offensive to them? [/b]
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Because they've taken ownership of the word to subvert its meaning. Yup, just like 'nigger.' But still means, if you're not homosexual or black, you can't use either term.
Don't know how well it works, but it's the strategy these days.
Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by Mobius:
This list will make for an interesting episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Why is "queer" not offensive to them? [/b]
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So if queer is the same as nigger, then why is it okay for the tv show to use the word? It's not like they have the nigger music awards.
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Because queers run the entertainment industry, and blacks don't.
Originally posted by mankie:
So if queer is the same as nigger, then why is it okay for the tv show to use the word? It's not like they have the nigger music awards.
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Originally posted by Bubba:
acutually the list is pretty poor, Prince Albert was a penis piercing pioneer way before it was legal to be homosexual......
whether or not albert had a "dressing ring" is debatable.
piercing is obviously nothing new, but modern body piercing would not be where it is today if not for the gay community.
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
[QB] Because queers run the entertainment industry, and blacks don't.
I thought it was the kikes!
;)
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Originally posted by thatguy:
piercing is obviously nothing new, but modern body piercing would not be where it is today if not for the gay community. [/b]
Whoever came up with the idea of girls piercing their belly-buttons...GOD BLESS YOU!
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Originally posted by thatguy:
whether or not albert had a "dressing ring" is debatable.
piercing is obviously nothing new, but modern body piercing would not be where it is today if not for the gay community. [/QB][/QUOTE]
I didnt know that..... A quick google search does confirm what you are saying. It does look really painful though. Despite the articles I read saying it doesnt hurt, I dont think I would take the chance.........
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Originally posted by Bubba:
I didnt know that..... A quick google search does confirm what you are saying. It does look really painful though. Despite the articles I read saying it doesnt hurt, I dont think I would take the chance.........
if you're interested in more information, i've got tons of it.
everyone has a different experience regarding pain, but the long term results are usually worth any momentary discomfort.
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What are the long term results that are so great?
Originally posted by thatguy:
Originally posted by Bubba:
I didnt know that..... A quick google search does confirm what you are saying. It does look really painful though. Despite the articles I read saying it doesnt hurt, I dont think I would take the chance.........
if you're interested in more information, i've got tons of it.
everyone has a different experience regarding pain, but the long term results are usually worth any momentary discomfort. [/b]
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I read this:
"Doug Malloy, who was one of the 'grandfathers of late 20th century piercing practices' and 'created a number of the piercings now considered standard', wrote much of the ancient history he claimed for piercing himself and that most of this was probably his own invention: 'he never produced any concurrent written records of his findings'"
here: http://homepages.primex.co.uk/~lesleyah/factoids.htm (http://homepages.primex.co.uk/~lesleyah/factoids.htm)
is that true?
Must have been a great guy to manufacture such a story. I am not sure what I believe now.
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
What are the long term results that are so great?
some piercings are purely aesthetic, but some are functional as well. most genital piercings were designed to enhance the sexual pleasure of either the pierced person, or their partner.
or, to quote a good friend of mine: "it makes fucking better."
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Originally posted by Bubba:
is that true?
it does seem likely that malloy made a bunch of stuff up.