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Title: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: on March 01, 2005, 12:22:00 pm
The Jumping Puzzles
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: Frank Gallagher on March 01, 2005, 12:26:00 pm
Crispy Dick and the Foreskin Four  
 (Obviously not a doodle or jewish band!  :D  )
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: markie on March 01, 2005, 12:28:00 pm
gorrilla nipple fetish
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: on March 01, 2005, 12:28:00 pm
Finding Willie Neverland
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Post by: ggw on March 01, 2005, 12:43:00 pm
Dustin Hoffman Doping Scandal
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: joz on March 01, 2005, 12:46:00 pm
The Fecalphiliacs
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: jkeisenh on March 01, 2005, 12:51:00 pm
Cars Trucks Buses
 Jackie Robinson Rest Area
 
 Or, actually, just about any sign on the Jersey Turnpike will do.
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: ratioci nation on March 01, 2005, 12:52:00 pm
Newb and The Presales
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: markie on March 01, 2005, 12:52:00 pm
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Originally posted by joz:
  The Fecalphiliacs
I think you were thinking about Coprophiliacs!
 
 How about, The Priapics!
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: joz on March 01, 2005, 01:13:00 pm
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Originally posted by Miss MaRpIe:
   
Quote
Originally posted by joz:
  The Fecalphiliacs
I think you were thinking about Coprophiliacs!
 
 How about, The Priapics! [/b]
i like fecalphiliacs better...it has a great ring to it...if it were my band, i'd throw flaming bags of poop at the audience.  we'd be the biggest freaks to take a stage since g.g. allin.
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: arcs n sparks86 on March 01, 2005, 06:03:00 pm
LOL! GG was the man!  :D
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: Bartelby on March 01, 2005, 06:17:00 pm
In honor of personal trainers everywhere:  The Screaming Quads.
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: Bartelby on March 01, 2005, 06:18:00 pm
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Originally posted by Miss MaRpIe:
   
Quote
Originally posted by joz:
  The Fecalphiliacs
I think you were thinking about Coprophiliacs!
 
 How about, The Priapics! [/b]
The original cock rock group...
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: RatBastard on March 02, 2005, 03:42:00 am
Smoking Quaaludes...
 
 
 Dont ask but take my word for it never try it.
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on March 02, 2005, 07:45:00 am
Banal Sex
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: lionforce5 on March 02, 2005, 09:30:00 am
<img src="http://logjammin.org/lebowski_archive/autobahn.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: jardison on March 02, 2005, 10:26:00 am
Jesus Redneck
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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on March 02, 2005, 10:29:00 am
My wife would like to start a band called the Hairy Pussies. Anyone here qualify to be in it?
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: markie on March 02, 2005, 10:42:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Sam Pulsize:
  My wife would like to start a band called the Hairy Pussies. Anyone here qualify to be in it?
Before GGW says it, you are hairy and you are a pussy!
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: ggw on March 02, 2005, 10:55:00 am
You took the words right off of my keyboard....
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by Miss MaRpIe:
   
Quote
Originally posted by Sam Pulsize:
  My wife would like to start a band called the Hairy Pussies. Anyone here qualify to be in it?
Before GGW says it, you are hairy and you are a pussy! [/b]
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: markie on March 02, 2005, 10:59:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  You took the words right out of my mouth....
 
   
It must have been whilst you were kissing me.
 
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Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on March 02, 2005, 12:03:00 pm
For the first single, they would do a cover of this one:
 
 Mr. Bob Saget
 
 I sit home every night
 Watching reruns of your shows
 I send in all my funny tapes
 To America's Funniest Home Videos
 
 But you never put them on
 For what reasons you won't tell
 I don't know why, cause I laugh
 Like the one where grandma fell, in the well
 
 Hey Hey Hey Bob Saget
 You are just so freaking funny
 I love you Mr. Bob Saget
 You make my darkest day go sunny
 
 I wish there was room for me
 In that big full house you own
 Please let me in dear Bob Saget
 Or else I'll be all alone
 
 I have ten cotton shirts
 With your face printed on the back
 One time I wore one out of my house
 My teacher kicked me in the nut sack
 
 (Chorus)
 
 You once made an appearance at the mall
 Our eyes met and you gave me a nod
 Now that I have met you
 I know that there must be a god
 
 I have your name tattooed on my chest
 My Friends like you too
 But I am pretty sure I love you the most, cause
 I want to have butt sex with you
 
 Hey Hey Hey Bob Saget
 You are just so freaking funny
 I love you Mr. Bob Saget
 You make my darkest day go sunny
 
 Hey Hey Hey Bob Saget
 You're the greatest friend of mine
 I love you Mr. Bob Saget
 And you'll learn to love me in time
 
 Marry me Marry me Bob Saget
 You gorgeous hunk of man
 I love you Mr. Bob Saget
 I'm your numberest number one fan
 
 Maybe dreams do come trueâ?¦
Title: Re: Best band næmes �hat don't exist
Post by: Justin Tonation on March 02, 2005, 09:14:00 pm
Came up with this one when I entered a building: The Hot Vestibules.