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Title: oh . . . my . . . god . . . thank . . . you . . . jesus
Post by: walkonby on December 14, 2004, 03:37:00 pm
ashlee simpson is playing at dar.
 
 i need to do a hoe down jig, i'm so excited.
 
 fifty bucks says she can't even sell out that place, and then she'll have to cancel and attempt to play someplace like . . . the dc armory.
 
 everyone feel free to mouth a responce that's not in synch with what you really meant to say.
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Post by: poorlulu on December 14, 2004, 03:42:00 pm
she wont cancel due to lack of ticket sales..............
 
 it will be due to a throat infection....... flu..........prior commitments...........flood..........locusts...........fire..........  ;)
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Post by: Justin Tonation on December 14, 2004, 03:46:00 pm
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Originally posted by walkonby:
  ashlee simpson is playing at dar.
 
 i need to do a hoe down jig, i'm so excited.
 
 fifty bucks says she can't even sell out that place, and then she'll have to cancel and attempt to play someplace like . . . the dc armory.
I was surprised to find out yesterday that her album is  triple platinum. That's alotta hoedowning.
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Post by: TheWaz on December 14, 2004, 03:52:00 pm
you did see her do a hoedown on SNL right?  its on ebaums world, the funniest video i have seen in a while.
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Post by: vansmack on December 14, 2004, 04:07:00 pm
I saw her (the physical her, not he performing her) in LA this weekend at KROQ Almost Acoustic Xmas on Sat night.  She's surprisingly hot in real life - much better looking than I ever would have guessed.
 
 Oh, and "you're welcome" walkonby.
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Post by: Guiny on December 14, 2004, 04:39:00 pm
She'll cancel because they will lose the back ground tape with her voice on it.
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Post by: walkonby on December 14, 2004, 04:44:00 pm
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Originally posted by vansmack:
  I saw her (the physical her, not he performing her) in LA this weekend at KROQ Almost Acoustic Xmas on Sat night.  She's surprisingly hot in real life - much better looking than I ever would have guessed.
 
 Oh, and "you're welcome" walkonby.
does this mean, that you are jesus, or are you are to blame that she's playing at dar?
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Post by: eltee on December 14, 2004, 05:27:00 pm
What acid reducer Rx is sponsoring this event?
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Post by: twangirl on December 14, 2004, 05:35:00 pm
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Originally posted by Rob_Gee:
  She'll cancel because they will lose the back ground tape with her voice on it.
and it will be her band's fault
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Post by: tiffson on December 14, 2004, 05:40:00 pm
the sad thing is..i think it will sell out..with teenies and teenie stations such as hot995 talking about it every other song, they'll flock.
 
 maybe we should consider going to stand outside and protest with some signs and have a keg party.
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Post by: markie on December 14, 2004, 05:42:00 pm
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Originally posted by tiffson:
 
 maybe we should consider going to stand outside and checking out all the young girlies who admire her.
That is an excellent idea!
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Post by: tiffson on December 14, 2004, 06:04:00 pm
^nice...but not what i had in mind.
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Post by: vansmack on December 14, 2004, 06:30:00 pm
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Originally posted by walkonby:
  does this mean, that you are jesus, or are you are to blame that she's playing at dar?
Both.
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Post by: Sir HC on December 14, 2004, 10:31:00 pm
Back in 85 when Madonna played Merriweather and I was a stupid teen we went around outside with homemade (yeah Rhett!) t-shirts saying Madonna sucked.  Oh how we didn't realize that we had it good back then...
 
 Still  better than that would be to find her mic's frequency and transmitt better lyrics yourself between songs.  Imagine taping a verse and at the end of the song when she goes to thank everyone that the lyrics come out again...
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Post by: on December 15, 2004, 11:48:00 am
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Originally posted by Sir HC:
  Back in 85 when Madonna played Merriweather and I was a stupid teen we went around outside with homemade (yeah Rhett!) t-shirts saying Madonna sucked.  Oh how we didn't realize that we had it good back then...
 
 Still  better than that would be to find her mic's frequency and transmitt better lyrics yourself between songs.  Imagine taping a verse and at the end of the song when she goes to thank everyone that the lyrics come out again...
...Never woulda worked!  Madonna has roving bands of jammers on her payroll who roam outside the venues with Yagis.  If caught,  they'ld have suspended you by the ankles and whipped the soles of your feet with rubber hoses mercilessly.  You're very lucky.
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Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on December 15, 2004, 12:21:00 pm
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Originally posted by tiffson:
  the sad thing is..i think it will sell out..with teenies and teenie stations such as hot995 talking about it every other song, they'll flock.
 
 maybe we should consider going to stand outside and protest with some signs and have a keg party.
[tounge firmly in cheek]
 
 how dare you rip into a musician like that! subjectivity like this should be roundly criticized and ridiculed! we were all one once and liked to listen to angsty music like the smiths and the cure!
 
 this forum is not the place to cast aspersions upon hard-working folks with large fan bases.
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Post by: xcanuck on December 15, 2004, 12:56:00 pm
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Originally posted by Frieda Slaves:
  ...Never woulda worked!  Madonna has roving bands of jammers on her payroll who roam outside the venues with Yagis.  If caught,  they'ld have suspended you by the ankles and whipped the soles of your feet with rubber hoses mercilessly.  You're very lucky.
You make that sounds like it's a BAD thing!  ;)
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Post by: walkonby on December 15, 2004, 02:18:00 pm
i remember hearing this story, that at a hillary duff concert somewhere last year, an elementary school principal was caught groping a teenie teen buttocks.  
 
 "mangla" reigns supreme at these shows, and the show must go on.
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Post by: Sir HC on December 15, 2004, 03:07:00 pm
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Originally posted by Frieda Slaves:
   
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Originally posted by Sir HC:
  Back in 85 when Madonna played Merriweather and I was a stupid teen we went around outside with homemade (yeah Rhett!) t-shirts saying Madonna sucked.  Oh how we didn't realize that we had it good back then...
 
 Still  better than that would be to find her mic's frequency and transmitt better lyrics yourself between songs.  Imagine taping a verse and at the end of the song when she goes to thank everyone that the lyrics come out again...
...Never woulda worked!  Madonna has roving bands of jammers on her payroll who roam outside the venues with Yagis.  If caught,  they'ld have suspended you by the ankles and whipped the soles of your feet with rubber hoses mercilessly.  You're very lucky. [/b]
If they whip me while they are topless, heck might be worth it.
 
 Still someday I hope to get the transmitter thing going and have fun with Bono.
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Post by: on December 15, 2004, 04:06:00 pm
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Originally posted by Sir HC:
  If they whip me while they are topless, heck might be worth it.
 
 Still someday I hope to get the transmitter thing going and have fun with Bono.
Now there's something you don't see every day, a sentence with both 'fun' & 'Bono' in it at the same time!
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Post by: Jaguär on December 15, 2004, 11:08:00 pm
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Originally posted by Sir HC:
  Still someday I hope to get the transmitter thing going and have fun with Bono.
Do it!!!
 
 Maybe lace some Hitler in there as I've always thought of Bono as some Rock and Roll Hitler.
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Post by: walkonby on December 19, 2004, 01:20:00 pm
dare i bite my own tongue to feel the cold blood bile of blond hoes on parade.
 
 miss thing has sold out all the floor seats.
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Post by: walkonby on January 11, 2005, 01:52:00 pm
what . . . ever   (snap, snap, in the air: z formation)
 
 i'll bring my own pre-cued applause on digital set-up, ready to go, if i have to.
 
 i wish my dad had said he liked my breasts!!
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Post by: walkonby on January 11, 2005, 02:00:00 pm
and just so you know, i'm better than anvil latrine.  i can ride a skateboard, too!!
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Post by: on January 11, 2005, 02:22:00 pm
Damn!   My bid didn't win the evil hot pocket (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5545842479)!  
 
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