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Title: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: on December 01, 2003, 07:43:00 pm
Here it is! (http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/05_av/parishilton/parishilton.asp)
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: paige on December 01, 2003, 07:48:00 pm
that was probably more entertaining than the original. and that doesn't say much.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 01, 2003, 07:49:00 pm
:o  (i'm too lazy to find a really good smilie right now)
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: flawd101 on December 01, 2003, 07:49:00 pm
that completely turned me on......shwing
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Seth Hurwitz on December 02, 2003, 10:15:00 am
OK...
 
 first person to post a working free link to the Paris Hilton video gets 2 free tickets to the show of their choice
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Moon Mullen on December 02, 2003, 10:27:00 am
Not sure if this still works but here:
 
 http://www.geocities.com/hipechik34/movie/index.html (http://www.geocities.com/hipechik34/movie/index.html)
 
 There is supposed to be another video of her and another girl out there somewhere...
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: on December 02, 2003, 10:47:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Seth Hurwitz:
  OK...
 
 first person to post a working free link to the Paris Hilton video gets 2 free tickets to the show of their choice
www.zairgit.com/filez/parishilton.wmv (http://www.930.com/cgi-bin/ubb-cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=005275)
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Seth Hurwitz on December 02, 2003, 11:00:00 am
nope
 
 neither
 
 I am running Netscape on Mac OS 9.2.2
 
 test it first or be banned from the Forum
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: on December 02, 2003, 11:17:00 am
What?  You can't play .wmv files (http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windowsmedia/download/default.asp)?  That link's golden, BTW.
 
    <img src="http://www.plan-9.com/images/ParisHilton3.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Seth Hurwitz on December 02, 2003, 02:55:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
 [QB] That link's golden, BTW.
 
try it
 
 goes to another thread topic
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on December 02, 2003, 02:59:00 pm
the link in that thread topic works here.
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by Seth Hurwitz:
   
Quote
Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
 [QB] That link's golden, BTW.
 
try it
 
 goes to another thread topic [/b]
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: edbert on December 02, 2003, 03:12:00 pm
Mac OS will not innately run a WMV - the WM stands for Windows Media
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Seth Hurwitz on December 02, 2003, 03:18:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by edbert:
  Mac OS will not innately run a WMV - the WM stands for Windows Media
doesn't work
 
 all I get is sound
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: nkotb on December 02, 2003, 03:23:00 pm
Seth, I have a copy I can email to you (as I out myself as a pervert).  It's still a WMV, so it may still not work for you.  
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by Seth Hurwitz:
   
Quote
Originally posted by edbert:
  Mac OS will not innately run a WMV - the WM stands for Windows Media
doesn't work
 
 all I get is sound [/b]
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: markie on December 02, 2003, 03:28:00 pm
you need to go to:
 
 http://www.microsoft.com/mac/otherproducts/otherproducts.aspx?pid=windowsmedia (http://www.microsoft.com/mac/otherproducts/otherproducts.aspx?pid=windowsmedia)
 
 and get Windows media player for the mac......
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: edbert on December 02, 2003, 03:29:00 pm
Someone just post a link to a Quicktime version.  I'm at work and can't go surfing for porn vid links
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: challenged on December 02, 2003, 03:32:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Seth Hurwitz:
   
Quote
Originally posted by edbert:
  Mac OS will not innately run a WMV - the WM stands for Windows Media
doesn't work
 
 all I get is sound [/b]
Seth -  
 
 I am sure someone would bring it on their laptop computer in exchange for entry to a show.  But it is not worth even a $10.00 loss of revenue.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: MindCage on December 02, 2003, 03:40:00 pm
Here you go Seth   :)  
 
 Right click save it's 4.7MB (http://www.deep6.com/psh.wmv)
 
 Figures another Churchill Grad is a perv!
 
 MindCage
 Mindless Faith (http://www.mindlessfaith.com)
 Deep6 Productions (http://www.deep6.com)
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: on December 02, 2003, 04:17:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by edbert:
  Someone just post a link to a Quicktime version.
Good luck...
 
 Kudos to Groundspeeper Willy for providing the original bboard linkage !  
 Any gratis tickets should really go to him...<bows>or me</bows>
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Fico on December 02, 2003, 04:22:00 pm
I just saw the tape and those 3 minutes are totally worth it IMHO..
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on December 02, 2003, 04:26:00 pm
Anyone want to dispute the assertion that her tits are fake?
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: on December 02, 2003, 04:29:00 pm
She needs brain implants more than curves.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: flawd101 on December 02, 2003, 04:59:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  Anyone want to dispute the assertion that her tits are fake?
they look to small to be fake.......
 i think shes hotter with clothes on....
 
 is that vid. really worth admission to a show???
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 02, 2003, 06:09:00 pm
Mac friendly version
 
  Part 1 (http://mywebpages.comcast.net/bobtheclown/parissexmovie-1.mpg)
 
  Part 2 (http://mywebpages.comcast.net/bobtheclown/parissexmovie-2.mpg)
 
 (note: it's not the full video)
 
 Warning both files are about 10MB each
 
 Tested on a G4 running 9.2.2 w/ Internet Explorer 5.x and Quicktime 5.x
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Samantha on December 02, 2003, 06:25:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by flawd101:
 
 i think shes hotter with clothes on....
 
that is what I have been saying ALL ALONG
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: flawd101 on December 02, 2003, 06:34:00 pm
KOSmooooo.....let some else get free tix...j/k
 
 
 good for you sam......
 but she kissed fred durst so she isn't wantable anymore....no clothes can fix that desgusting act.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 02, 2003, 07:55:00 pm
Alternate site (http://thewildchild.org/parris/parissexmovie.mpg)
 
 The whole vid coming in at 28MB
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: paige on December 02, 2003, 09:15:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  Alternate site (http://thewildchild.org/parris/parissexmovie.mpg)
 
 The whole vid coming in at 28MB
that isn't the whole thing, is it? i thought that was just the first part. well, it looks like kosmo gets the free tickets.... ironic isn't it?   :D
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 02, 2003, 09:18:00 pm
i get to pay for my tickets like the rest of general public...
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: flawd101 on December 02, 2003, 09:57:00 pm
ok, then, congratulations!!!!!
 :::blows party horn:::
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 02, 2003, 09:57:00 pm
the simple life proves that there are indeed rich brats dumber than jessica simpson...
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: paige on December 02, 2003, 10:15:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  the simple life proves that there are indeed rich brats dumber than jessica simpson...
it was so hilariously painful.
 A favorite was just the utter shock and awe that the family had on their faces when Paris said she didn't know what Wal-mart was. I can't wait for the entire town to turn on them.
 
 
 side note - you are lukcy enough to pay for your tickets like the rest of the lay people? really? interesting stuff
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 02, 2003, 10:27:00 pm
i'm not actually an 9:30 club employee, i just  volunteered to a forum moderator awhile back since i spend all my time on the forum anyway.  so why not help out, which mainly means that i move posts requesting tickets to the proper forum.  no bigger really... it's a nice title to have   :D
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: llauraann on December 02, 2003, 11:27:00 pm
kosmo .. i think they were saying that because seth wrote "first person to post a working free link to the Paris Hilton video gets 2 free tickets to the show of their choice ".. there ya go  ;)
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: on December 03, 2003, 10:06:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by flawd101:
 
 i think shes hotter with clothes on....
 
I think she's hotter with a burqa (http://www.aboutmeco.org/crossroads/apr01/burqa.html) on...but that's another reality program altogether.  
 
 "Paris Hilton survives in the REAL world.  Airdropped over the Panjir valley in Afghanistan with nothing but kneepads, a burqa and a straight razor...tune in this Thursday after Survivor!"
 
 BTW, Would she even be receiving a quarter the media attention if her name was Omaha Sheraton?
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Venerable Bede on December 03, 2003, 11:31:00 am
one of my first thoughts after watching the simple life is the same as kosmo's:  there is someone dumber than jessica simpson.  the previews for next week look even better. . .the girls go out and hooch it up for local farm boys.  
 
 aside from paris asking what is wal-mart (do they sell walls at wal-mart?), the next best scene was when they went shopping, and paris asked if they could just have the food that they didn't enough money for. . .
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: on December 03, 2003, 11:47:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  Alternate site (http://thewildchild.org/parris/parissexmovie.mpg)
 
How did you locate these sites?
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Bags on December 03, 2003, 12:07:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  aside from paris asking what is wal-mart (do they sell walls at wal-mart?)
As an FYI, in the NY Times review of the show, they reported the following:
 
 "The tone is studiously tongue-in-cheek. A narrator tells the girls' tale in an Appalachian twang, and hillbilly banjo music plays relentlessly in the background. They play along with the joke, squealing at bugs and mugging like mini-Eva Gabors. At the first dinner in the humble farmhouse, Nicole asks the Ledings if they hang out at Wal-Mart for fun. Paris asks, "What is Wal-Mart?"
 
 Ms. Hilton admitted to a gathering of incredulous television writers last summer that she had actually heard of the chain but thought it would be funny for the show if she acted as if she had not. It is."
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: on December 03, 2003, 12:44:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
   
 
 aside from paris asking what is wal-mart (do they sell walls at wal-mart?
Fuck Mal-Wart!  Here's a handy how-to guide ! (http://www.phonelosers.org/wal-mart/index.html)
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: flawd101 on December 03, 2003, 04:38:00 pm
i forgot that was on...is it stupider then rich girls?
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Seth Hurwitz on December 04, 2003, 08:10:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  Alternate site (http://thewildchild.org/parris/parissexmovie.mpg)
 
 The whole vid coming in at 28MB
FOLKS, WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Ikarus on December 04, 2003, 08:24:00 am
good to be the king, eh?  gotta find myself some minions to dig up porno for me...
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 04, 2003, 08:35:00 am
i only serve one master... evilsatan
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 04, 2003, 08:43:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
   
Quote
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  Alternate site (http://thewildchild.org/parris/parissexmovie.mpg)
 
How did you locate these sites? [/b]
first i wasn't searching for porn, i was looking for some extreme reality tv to watch    :D  
 
 secondly like seth when i fired up the other links posted on my mac all i got was the sound with no picture.   seeing as i cannot pass up a internet search challenge, i fired up google in search of a quicktime version of the vid.   nothing doing there, the one site that had it in quicktime is long gone.  
 
 so i continued my search using various combination and discovered the story has been included in several blogs including a couple which had the name of the file in question.  so i did a quick search using the file name and out popped a couple links that worked.  it's also been posted on the usenet binaries forums.
 
 oh yeah, it's great that the national lampoon vid follows the same script as the orginial   ;)
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: on December 04, 2003, 09:59:00 am
Most excellent (http://www.billandted.org/sounds/ea/easervice.mp3) link diggery!
 
    <img src="http://www.artistdirect.com/soundtracks/photos/peeweesbigadventure.gif" alt=" - " />
 Mac afficionados always remind me of that scene in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, where our hero tells Dolly, "I'm a rebel.".
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 04, 2003, 08:25:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Seth Hurwitz:
 
FOLKS, WE HAVE A WINNER!!! [/b][/QUOTE]
 
 So are Simon and Garfunkel tickets on offer as a prize? If not I'd like to wait until something comes along which really floats my boat.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Seth Hurwitz on December 04, 2003, 10:14:00 pm
[QUOTE
 So are Simon and Garfunkel tickets on offer as a prize?[/QB][/QUOTE]
 
 this is the 930 Forum, not I.M.P.
 
 but I'll be glad to hook you up on an I.M.P. show if I can. we have serious restrictions on S & G, however.
 
 just take your time and pick a show you want when it comes along. I won't forget.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Justin Tonation on December 04, 2003, 10:42:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Seth Hurwitz:
 
Quote
So are Simon and Garfunkel tickets on offer as a prize?[/b]
this is the 930 Forum, not I.M.P.
 
 but I'll be glad to hook you up on an I.M.P. show if I can. we have serious restrictions on S & G, however.
 
 just take your time and pick a show you want when it comes along. I won't forget. [/QB]
And if you meet S & G you have to tell them how you got the tickets   :D
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Jaguär on December 04, 2003, 11:45:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
   
Quote
Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
     
Quote
Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  Alternate site (http://thewildchild.org/parris/parissexmovie.mpg)
 
How did you locate these sites? [/b]
first i wasn't searching for porn, i was looking for some extreme reality tv to watch     :D    
 
 secondly like seth when i fired up the other links posted on my mac all i got was the sound with no picture.   seeing as i cannot pass up a internet search challenge, i fired up google in search of a quicktime version of the vid.   nothing doing there, the one site that had it in quicktime is long gone.  
 
 so i continued my search using various combination and discovered the story has been included in several blogs including a couple which had the name of the file in question.  so i did a quick search using the file name and out popped a couple links that worked.  it's also been posted on the usenet binaries forums.
 
 oh yeah, it's great that the national lampoon vid follows the same script as the orginial    ;)  [/b]
Cut the crap Kosmo, you were searching for porn. You, Shadrach and Flawd are now 3 of a kind.   :roll:  
 
 If Flawd had won, I would love to know how he'd tell his parents how he won the tickets. LOLOL. Not his version, mind you. The fly on the wall insider view of how the story unfolds in real life.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: poorlulu on December 04, 2003, 11:50:00 pm
nah i'm sure flawd's parents realise their kid is a little wanker..............
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 05, 2003, 12:18:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Seth Hurwitz:
 
 this is the 930 Forum, not I.M.P.
 
 but I'll be glad to hook you up on an I.M.P. show if I can. we have serious restrictions on S & G, however.
 
 just take your time and pick a show you want when it comes along. I won't forget.
i figured as much, i had a feeling my request was a bit of a longshot... lucinda williams would be one of my backup choices.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Seth Hurwitz on December 05, 2003, 09:26:00 am
by the way, it wasn't me personally that wanted to see the video
 
 it was for a friend of mine
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 05, 2003, 09:46:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Jaguär:
  Cut the crap Kosmo, you were searching for porn. You, Shadrach and Flawd are now 3 of a kind.    :roll:  
 
 
that would mean that our favorite record is...  still a fun record to listen to.  there is a black sabbath and rolling stones tribute done by the same group (Martin Atkins, Bobdog, Lee Fraser,and others)  in bhangra style.
 
 
   <img src="http://images.mp3.com/mp3s/212/resources/903/695/files/9036954.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: MindCage on December 05, 2003, 09:59:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Seth Hurwitz:
  by the way, it wasn't me personally that wanted to see the video
 
 it was for a friend of mine
Yeah...that's what kids say to their parents when they get busted with drugs. "It's not mine Mom! I'm just holding it for a friend..." riiiiiiight  ;)
 
  <img src="http://www.deep6.com/icon/bsflag.gif" alt=" - " />
 
 MindCage
 Mindless Faith (http://www.mindlessfaith.com)
 Deep6 Productions (http://www.deep6.com)
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: on December 05, 2003, 12:18:00 pm
Paris Hilton Barbie (http://www.millionaireplayboy.com/toys/sfwparis.php) !
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: Bags on December 05, 2003, 12:22:00 pm
That's how much things have changed.  Now it's what 17 year olds say when they get caught with drugs.  It's what I said as a 19 year old to my dad when he found cigarettes in my glove compartment.
 
 Ah, the innocent, halcyon days of youth....
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by MindCage:
   
Quote
Originally posted by Seth Hurwitz:
  by the way, it wasn't me personally that wanted to see the video
 
 it was for a friend of mine
Yeah...that's what kids say to their parents when they get busted with drugs. "It's not mine Mom! I'm just holding it for a friend..." riiiiiiight   ;)  
  [/b]
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: challenged on December 05, 2003, 01:02:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Seth Hurwitz:
  by the way, it wasn't me personally that wanted to see the video
 
 it was for a friend of mine
Your "little" friend...?
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: flawd101 on December 05, 2003, 07:34:00 pm
id say
 
 1)my friend won them off the radio....(they dont know the bands so they'll believe it....
 2)i won them...(make something up)
 3)won them at hfsnutcracker.....Fuck you sucka...i went...(hopefully i win what i did sign up for....)
 4)all my friends are going to the concert(lie:my friends dont go) and i want to go please.
 5)i'd show my mom most of the topic.
 
 CONGRATS KOSMO!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: RonniStar on December 06, 2003, 01:05:00 pm
Here's an Article Of Paris Hilton (http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=17314) that you need to check out.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: on December 06, 2003, 07:43:00 pm
The Paris Hilton media circus is merely a reflection of the whole Bush zeitgeist:  America's infatuation (http://www.rathergood.com/alf/) with the privileged, yet dumb.
Title: Re: Paris Hilton Sex Vid!
Post by: on December 10, 2003, 12:36:00 pm
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