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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: vansmack on August 13, 2007, 12:07:00 pm
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Only 7 days left until Hayden Panettiere's 18th birthday.
I will now return to my vacation.
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Are you referring to the guy who plays Harry Potter?
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You know, we pushed for Surly Bonds to get banned for less than that.
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Why, did he post a pic of YOU naked?
Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
You know, we pushed for Surly Bonds to get banned for less than that.
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Watch out for this guy Smackie.
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Don't be a homophobe.
Like Homer Simpson said, "the human wang is a beautiful thing!"
Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
You know, we pushed for Surly Bonds to get banned for less than that.
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some of us do read this at work - and NO this isnt safe for work. yes its only the human body, a nice one at that, but a lot of us do read this at work.
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Godammit, some of us read this at work you fuckers.
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Why, did he post a pic of YOU naked?
Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
You know, we pushed for Surly Bonds to get banned for less than that.
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Well played, Nakatestes. You win this round.
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I guess it depends on what line of work you're in. That photo is certainly not pornography.
Is spending your time posting on internet boards considered appropriate use of your work time?
Originally posted by xneverwherex:
some of us do read this at work - and NO this isnt safe for work. yes its only the human body, a nice one at that, but a lot of us do read this at work.
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yes i can post on message boards at my work. but no i cannot look at nude pics (whether porn or not) at work. and as long as i stay out of trouble (ie dont bother partners/attorneys), i can pretty much do as i want, as long as i get my work done.
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How dare you hijack my thread without posting a picture of the subject!
<img src="http://www.thealphamarketer.com/uploads/hayden-panettiere-heroes-thumb.jpg" alt=" - " />
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smackie... where are you... it's her birthday?!?
hayden says bring on the porn. (http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/21/hayden-turns-18-bring-on-the-porn/)
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To be honest, it's probably better that we don't know where smackie is today. I smell a restraining order on it's way!
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
smackie... where are you... it's her birthday?!?
hayden says bring on the porn. (http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/21/hayden-turns-18-bring-on-the-porn/)
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
smackie... where are you... it's her birthday?!?
hayden says bring on the porn. (http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/21/hayden-turns-18-bring-on-the-porn/)
Asleep? I'm 3 hours behind you fine folks. I'm hopping a Virgin flight this afternoon for the festivities this evening in LA.
Which reminds me, where the hell is Fico? I have to talk about The Hills 3 with him!
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dear smackie,
please enjoy. (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20052954,00.html)
love, miss p.
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i miss all the good photos!!!
but seriously, a few years ago this board used to offer me nothing in helping me stay atop the pop culture world, it was filled with reviews and commentary on bands that for the most part, no one i knew off this board ever even heard of
but now, i know what shows are on MTV, which skinny blonde girl is turning 18 and countless other factoids that i normally would have to watch ET Tonight for!
thanks guys :)
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Originally posted by le sonick:
but seriously, a few years ago this board used to offer me nothing in helping me stay atop the pop culture world,
Are you telling me that you have been ignoring my posts all this time? I'm crushed.
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
dear smackie,
please enjoy. (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20052954,00.html)
love, miss p.
Thank you for that. Between that and the Freshman class arriving on campus today - I'm on overload.
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Originally posted by vansmack:
Between that and the Freshman class arriving on campus today - I'm on overload.
Have you started a pigtail count yet?
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Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
smackie... where are you... it's her birthday?!?
hayden says bring on the porn. (http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/21/hayden-turns-18-bring-on-the-porn/)
Asleep? I'm 3 hours behind you fine folks. I'm hopping a Virgin flight this afternoon for the festivities this evening in LA.
Which reminds me, where the hell is Fico? I have to talk about The Hills 3 with him! [/b]
i havent watched this week's yet, but hasnt most of what's going on already been in us weekly
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Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
i havent watched this week's yet, but hasnt most of what's going on already been in us weekly
Thank you! That was exactly what I wanted to talk to Fico about. Has US Weekly ruined The Hills? I'm watching what could have been the greatest plot twist of all time (one friend leaks a false rumor that the other is in a sex video with her ex) and I'm not the slightest bit shocked because I've already read about it and I know how it ends. This disturbs me. If the whole season is like this - I think the show is doomed.
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
Have you started a pigtail count yet?
Here's the thing - when you're 18 you don't need to wear pigtails because you're already young, so the pigtail count is way down today as it's only the freshmen class today. I expect it to go way up next week when the upperclassmen arrive (and when the freshman parents leave).
But to answer your question, 14.
One other thing I observed today that I feel the need to share. I had the hottest mom come up to me to ask me a question about something, I mean smokin hot and I actually thought to myself, "if this is the mother, I've got to meet the daughter!" Turns out the daughter was not very attractive at all. What are the chances? I've seen a lot of cute girls who's mother I was surprised wasn't very hot (which as a rule you run away from because they all end up like their mother), but how many hot moms have unattractive daughters? A rarity, I feel.
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I wonder if the mom recognizes it and feels bad? I think I'd feel a bit bad and maybe embarrassed if my kid was ugly and/or a geek.
But then again, as a non-looker with a Star Wars addiction, I'm not one to judge.
Originally posted by vansmack:
One other thing I observed today that I feel the need to share. I had the hottest mom come up to me to ask me a question about something, I mean smokin hot and I actually thought to myself, "if this is the mother, I've got to meet the daughter!" Turns out the daughter was not very attractive at all. What are the chances? I've seen a lot of cute girls who's mother I was surprised wasn't very hot (which as a rule you run away from because they all end up like their mother), but how many hot moms have unattractive daughters? A rarity, I feel.
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Don't shoot the messenger, I simply meet public demand . . . ;)
*Paging Mr. Smack! Paging Mr. Smack!*
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Originally posted by vansmack:
One other thing I observed today that I feel the need to share. I had the hottest mom come up to me to ask me a question about something, I mean smokin hot and I actually thought to myself, "if this is the mother, I've got to meet the daughter!" Turns out the daughter was not very attractive at all. What are the chances? I've seen a lot of cute girls who's mother I was surprised wasn't very hot (which as a rule you run away from because they all end up like their mother), but how many hot moms have unattractive daughters? A rarity, I feel.
i have always heard that 2 really ugly people usually make a pretty attractive child. for whatever reason. maybe 2 wrongs DO make a right!!!
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Originally posted by le sonick:
i have always heard that 2 really ugly people usually make a pretty attractive child. for whatever reason. maybe 2 wrongs DO make a right!!!
Smackette last night decided to label my quandry the "Demi Moore Corollary"" as according to her, Rumor Willis (her oldest daughter) was lucky enough to get the best of her fathers traits and not her mothers.
Of course, this made me worry that if my daughters come out ugly it will be my fault as smackettes pretty hot. after losing a few hours sleep I remembered that I can be a pretty hot chick so i'm back to worrying about what I'm going to do when they turn 13.
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Originally posted by vansmack:
I'm hopping a Virgin this afternoon
You are quite brazen about your exploits! ;)
btw, I am disappointed in myself for not keeping up with celebrity hotties... I have never heard of this woman before... but rowr...
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Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
dear smackie,
please enjoy. (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20052954,00.html)
love, miss p.
Thank you for that. Between that and the Freshman class arriving on campus today - I'm on overload. [/b]
Do you teach at a private girls' boarding school?
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Originally posted by They call me Doctor Doom.:
Do you teach at a private girls' boarding school?
Only when I'm role playing.
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Originally posted by vansmack:
Originally posted by They call me Doctor Doom.:
Do you teach at a private girls' boarding school?
Only when I'm role playing. [/b]
Props for that answer!
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Originally posted by TheDirector217:
Don't shoot the messenger, I simply meet public demand . . . ;)
*Paging Mr. Smack! Paging Mr. Smack!*
Thank you for those. I was using my handheld when posting earlier today and had the pictures turned off. I was quite pleased to see those when I got home - she is F I N E fine.
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in my ongoing attempt to further lower smackie's opinion of me: i don't think she's all dat. she is beautiful, a solid 9 or or maybe even a 9.5 - but she's not a 10 in my books. damn pretty, but not worthy of her own thread. YMMV.
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She's got a touch of Paris Hilton's rodent-like face.
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I'd give her a solid 7.
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I'm waiting for this one to turn 18...
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Aside from what you'd rate Hayden Panettiere on the hot-o-meter (although if it's less than a 9, you're a fool...sorry Rhett :D ), you're saying a woman that's a 9 or 9.5 isn't all that? uh, WHA???
Originally posted by sweetcell:
in my ongoing attempt to further lower smackie's opinion of me: i don't think she's all dat. she is beautiful, a solid 9 or or maybe even a 9.5 - but she's not a 10 in my books. damn pretty, but not worthy of her own thread. YMMV.
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If we're going to objectify this poor girl, shouldn't we be objectifying her for her mind and/or interesting personality? Lusting after her based on her physical appearence is really a shallow and self-condemning practice that says more about the guys in this thread then it does Hayden. Try and show a little class, guys!
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Betty made you post this, didn't she?
Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
If we're going to objectify this poor girl, shouldn't we be objectifying her for her mind and/or interesting personality? Lusting after her based on her physical appearence is really a shallow and self-condemning practice that says more about the guys in this thread then it does Hayden. Try and show a little class, guys!
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Originally posted by nkotb:
Betty made you post this, didn't she?
No, I have never spoken to her.
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She's about a 5 if judged on face alone.
Originally posted by nkotb:
Aside from what you'd rate Hayden Panettiere on the hot-o-meter (although if it's less than a 9, you're a fool...sorry Rhett :D ), you're saying a woman that's a 9 or 9.5 isn't all that? uh, WHA???
Originally posted by sweetcell:
in my ongoing attempt to further lower smackie's opinion of me: i don't think she's all dat. she is beautiful, a solid 9 or or maybe even a 9.5 - but she's not a 10 in my books. damn pretty, but not worthy of her own thread. YMMV.
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Only a few years ago guys were counting down the days til the Olsen twins turned 18..... and look at Mary Kate now. <img src="http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/070824zm_mkateolsen_02.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Originally posted by 6949:
Only a few years ago guys were counting down the days til the Olsen twins turned 18..... and look at Mary Kate now. <img src="http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/070824zm_mkateolsen_02.jpg" alt=" - " />
For a second I thought that was Stephen Tyler hanging on to his bodyguard
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Touche.
Originally posted by 6949:
Only a few years ago guys were counting down the days til the Olsen twins turned 18..... and look at Mary Kate now.
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Originally posted by nkotb:
Touche.
Originally posted by 6949:
Only a few years ago guys were counting down the days til the Olsen twins turned 18..... and look at Mary Kate now.
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Actually that's a bad pic. I just noticed the dirt on her knees. Guys like that. Damn it!
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Originally posted by 6949:
Only a few years ago guys were counting down the days til the Olsen twins turned 18..... and look at Mary Kate now.
I still would, but I think my fascination was with both of them at once.
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found these on another board. first one is original, second is a photoshop. she's cute, but not all that.
<img src="http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/67330.jpg" alt=" - " /> <img src="http://i19.tinypic.com/642ehkk.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Originally posted by nkotb:
Aside from what you'd rate Hayden Panettiere on the hot-o-meter (although if it's less than a 9, you're a fool...sorry Rhett :D ), you're saying a woman that's a 9 or 9.5 isn't all that? uh, WHA???
in the expression "not all dat", dat = all this fuss that's being made over here. i don't see people going bonkers over every other 9 out there. save your energies for the worthy - like, say, megan (http://tinyurl.com/3bb5ox) FOX (http://tinyurl.com/2nx88d) (more (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=megan+fox&gbv=2)). but again: IMHO. YMMV. OMFG. BBQ. DMV.
Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
If we're going to objectify this poor girl, shouldn't we be objectifying her for her mind and/or interesting personality? Lusting after her based on her physical appearence is really a shallow and self-condemning practice that says more about the guys in this thread then it does Hayden. Try and show a little class, guys!
i'm starting to suspect you were more fun as a porn connoiseur...
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
i'm starting to suspect you were more fun as a porn connoiseur...
I've always been like this. I'm a pretty straight shooter.
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Can you imagine what a loser you'd have to be to take the time to actually photoshop a pic like that?
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Originally posted by They call me Doctor Doom.:
Can you imagine what a loser you'd have to be to take the time to actually photoshop a pic like that?
at 14, i suspect we all had a bit of loser in us.
the artiste changed the colors of the bikini, and only the bikini. i'm wondering if he was thinking to himself, "she would look a lot better in pastels". talk about repressed!
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I'm a bit ashamed to know this, but I think it's one of those Photoshop edits designed to highlight what's underneath of the bikini. A friend sent me a link to a page with countless photos whose color had been mucked with to reveal what lies underneath. I'll save my time for legitimate nip slips, thankyouverymuch.
Originally posted by sweetcell:
Originally posted by They call me Doctor Doom.:
Can you imagine what a loser you'd have to be to take the time to actually photoshop a pic like that?
at 14, i suspect we all had a bit of loser in us.
the artiste changed the colors of the bikini, and only the bikini. i'm wondering if he was thinking to himself, "she would look a lot better in pastels". talk about repressed! [/b]
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Here's the hottest under-21 woman in the world:
<img src="http://www.maria-sharapova-picture.info/pic/Maria-Sharapova-2.JPG" alt=" - " />
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Here's the hottest under-21 woman in the world:
<img src="http://www.maria-sharapova-picture.info/pic/Maria-Sharapova-2.JPG" alt=" - " />
Ummmmm . . . no. She's not even the hottest tennis player in the world. Maria Sharapova's hot for a tennis player. Not flat out chick hot.
But you're busy having hot non-hair pulling, unprotected, post-40 sex & threesomes with your surburban swinger buddies while you pump some Leo Sayer records. What are you fascinated with a young'un like that for???
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I wouldn't say I'm "fascinated" with her, but she's a whole lot better looking than that rat face you posted on the first page! :D
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
If we're going to objectify this poor girl, shouldn't we be objectifying her for her mind and/or interesting personality? Lusting after her based on her physical appearence is really a shallow and self-condemning practice that says more about the guys in this thread then it does Hayden. Try and show a little class, guys!
Did you walk into a wall or something? Or do you just suffer from MPD?
I'm not meaning to disagree or question your taste in women. Only trying to make some sense out of you.