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Title: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on August 14, 2007, 03:56:00 pm
And then, one morning, a wheelchair stood empty and he had gone.
Title: Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here
Post by: miss pretentious on August 14, 2007, 03:58:00 pm
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  And then, one morning, a wheelchair stood empty and he had gone.
maybe it's just me, but 'stood' would be the last verb i would associate with a wheelchair.
Title: Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here
Post by: nkotb on August 14, 2007, 04:09:00 pm
"Strung out in a column two hundred cubits long, the slaves moved on in silence, their eyes fixed on their feet dragging through the soft sand."
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Post by: ad2006 on August 14, 2007, 04:11:00 pm
FROM ELVIS POWEL IN ABIDJAN/PLS SAVE ME OUT
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Post by: TheDirector217 on August 14, 2007, 04:15:00 pm
L0VE CALCULAT0R - Accurate Instant L0VE Predictions
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Post by: xneverwherex on August 14, 2007, 04:16:00 pm
Skeleton stamped his foot.
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Post by: alex on August 14, 2007, 04:38:00 pm
Your woman will become dulled by your instrument
 
 Mum enjoys being fingered by her daughter
 two horny dudes doing drunk huge titted mature mom
 Babe screws with the milkman
 Attractive fat babe
 Alexa Kai with natural boobies
 Horny cum eating blonde babe
 
 Horny girls and guy
 japanese girl hard action
 regular guy gets his balls massaged by asain chick
 teen blonde gets hardcore blowjob and takes cumshot
 
 Gal got satisfaction
 long haired amateur spreading her pussy
 Cute lesbian pantyhose lickers
 busty nana natsume nudes
Title: Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here
Post by: nkotb on August 14, 2007, 04:40:00 pm
I think I'm going to start a band and name it Skeleton Stamped His Foot.
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Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on August 14, 2007, 04:41:00 pm
Look at that shirt-every last inch of it kivered over with secret African writ'n done with blood.
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Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on August 14, 2007, 04:52:00 pm
Get a visit from the Big Dick Fairy
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Post by: xneverwherex on August 14, 2007, 04:55:00 pm
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Originally posted by nkotb:
  I think I'm going to start a band and name it Skeleton Stamped His Foot.
i concur! liked that one quite a bit.
Title: Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here
Post by: nkotb on August 14, 2007, 04:56:00 pm
I don't even want to tell you what he left under my pillow  :eek:  
 
 
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Originally posted by Hoya Paranoia:
  Get a visit from the Big Dick Fairy
Title: Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on August 14, 2007, 04:56:00 pm
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Originally posted by nkotb:
  I don't even want to tell you what he left under my pillow   :eek:  
 
   
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Originally posted by Hoya Paranoia:
  Get a visit from the Big Dick Fairy
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is it a Big Dick?!!?
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Post by: Firebutt McGee on August 14, 2007, 04:56:00 pm
Leg shine says it will watch you fuck.
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Post by: nkotb on August 14, 2007, 04:57:00 pm
He's been to your house too?
 
 
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Originally posted by Hoya Paranoia:
   
Quote
Originally posted by nkotb:
  I don't even want to tell you what he left under my pillow    :eek:    
 
   
Quote
Originally posted by Hoya Paranoia:
  Get a visit from the Big Dick Fairy
[/b]
is it a Big Dick?!!? [/b]
Title: Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on August 14, 2007, 04:59:00 pm
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Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
  Your woman will become dulled by your instrument
 
 Mum enjoys being fingered by her daughter
 two horny dudes doing drunk huge titted mature mom
 Babe screws with the milkman
 Attractive fat babe
 Alexa Kai with natural boobies
 Horny cum eating blonde babe
 
 Horny girls and guy
 japanese girl hard action
 regular guy gets his balls massaged by asain chick
 teen blonde gets hardcore blowjob and takes cumshot
 
 Gal got satisfaction
 long haired amateur spreading her pussy
 Cute lesbian pantyhose lickers
 busty nana natsume nudes
this sounds like an 80s Stones song
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Post by: pj on August 14, 2007, 07:33:00 pm
I just started having sex, and my boyfriend keeps popping out when we do it.
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Post by: vansmack on August 14, 2007, 07:57:00 pm
Daddy?
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Post by: slappy on August 14, 2007, 10:59:00 pm
Subject: This causes the window to leave "tracks" on the screen when getting bigger or when previously obscured parts are being revealed.
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Post by: tigersscareme on August 15, 2007, 01:06:00 am
If you see anything that looks like it's armor-piercing, sing out.
 
 The Galaxy's rim of danger
 
 Reading, he rubbed his nose
 
 In it he is confronted with another reality which he cannot recognize.
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Post by: Dr. Anton Phibes on August 15, 2007, 09:38:00 am
My boyfriend's shaft keeps slipping out.
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Post by: bearman🐻 on August 15, 2007, 10:07:00 am
My new guy's shaft is enormous and my mouth is tiny
 NOTHING compares to the feeling of having a larger penis
 Impress yourPartner with hugeCumshot, increase 5x sperm ipjsn
 Her cloistered stay in a Los Angeles mansion will be brief
Title: Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here
Post by: miss pretentious on August 15, 2007, 10:12:00 am
'soggy turkey'
 
 'why andy says he's in the "twilight zone"!...'
 
 'of course i left them think so, because they were afriad of me, and promised to do anything'
 
 'but it is not daylight'
 
 and my favorite...
 'cantankerous marzipan'
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Post by: nkotb on August 15, 2007, 10:17:00 am
Any insight into why I say that?
 
 
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
 'why andy says he's in the "twilight zone"!...'
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Post by: miss pretentious on August 15, 2007, 10:18:00 am
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Originally posted by nkotb:
  Any insight into why I say that?
 
   
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
 'why andy says he's in the "twilight zone"!...'
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nope. sorry.
 other than i'm more than annoyed at the puncuation outside of the quotes.
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Post by: mrpee on August 15, 2007, 10:53:00 am
"mr patty, I will beat your ass if you keep this up"
 
 "What are you doing all day? Can't you at least PICK UP THE HOUSE?"
 
 oh wait, you said spam...
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Post by: BookerT on August 15, 2007, 10:58:00 am
Did they not realize that they would never have got to Italy and would not have licked any fascists
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Post by: Christine Moritz on August 15, 2007, 11:21:00 am
flabby cough syrup
 
 polite tomato
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Post by: Dr. Anton Phibes on August 16, 2007, 02:48:00 pm
Oh those Santraginean fish.
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Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on August 16, 2007, 03:03:00 pm
by the way, this may be one of the best threads ever
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Post by: Venerable Bede on August 16, 2007, 03:25:00 pm
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
 
 and my favorite...
 'cantankerous marzipan'
i got "cantankerous movie theater"
 
 also got "niggardly wedding dress"
Title: Re: Post your weird Spam mail subject headings here
Post by: miss pretentious on August 17, 2007, 12:19:00 pm
oh man. i just got this one...
 
 'Beslan stabbed past him and took his attacker through the heart.'
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Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on August 17, 2007, 12:29:00 pm
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  oh man. i just got this one...
 
 'Beslan stabbed past him and took his attacker through the heart.'
That's not spam; it's from me. It's another proposed article title.
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Post by: miss pretentious on August 17, 2007, 12:36:00 pm
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
   
Quote
Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  oh man. i just got this one...
 
 'Beslan stabbed past him and took his attacker through the heart.'
That's not spam; it's from me. It's another proposed article title. [/b]
Not enough alliteration for me. You know my standards!
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Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on August 17, 2007, 12:49:00 pm
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
 Not enough alliteration for me. You know my standards!
Staffwriter Slags Sufficient Headline!
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Post by: miss pretentious on August 17, 2007, 12:52:00 pm
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Originally posted by Julian, good manners AFICIONADO:
   
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
 Not enough alliteration for me. You know my standards!
Staffwriter Slags Sufficient Headline! [/b]
Staff writer is two words  ;)
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Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on August 17, 2007, 12:54:00 pm
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  Staff writer is two words   ;)  
Journalist Knocks Julian's Nouns!