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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: azaghal1981 on November 09, 2008, 05:28:00 pm
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How has nobody beaten me to this thread yet?
"Jersey City councilman Steven Lipski has reportedly been arrested for urinating on a crowd of concertgoers from the balcony of a Washington D.C. nightclub.
A Jersey City councilman has reportedly been arrested for urinating on a crowd of concertgoers from the balcony of a Washington D.C. nightclub.
The New York Daily News reports in Sunday's editions that two-term Jersey City councilman Steve Lipski has been charged with simple assault.
The newspaper says 44-year-old Lipski was removed from a place called the 9:30 Club on Friday night.
That's after club staffers saw him relieve himself onto the crowd from a second floor balcony during a concert by a Grateful Dead tribute band.
Messages left at Lipski's council office, and a Jersey City listing under his name were not immediately returned."
Ahh...silly hippies...
This so tops my ashes story in terms of grossness.
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This is why I don't like standing directly under the balconies!
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omg
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who was the band?
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Dark Star Orchestra.
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Once upon a time there were sex parties in the balcony, before it was even WUST. Some guy told me it would get pretty wild. Boy, if those walls could talk.
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What was it before WUST?
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hahaha! that is great
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so when is his "dad" coming on the forum to defend his actions?
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the funny thing about concert pee-ers is that when they get caught or spotted out or whatever, they always act like they didnt do anything wrong. Where on earth is it not against the rules to pee on other people? very funny.
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Stop the man said, no head no backstage pass....
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Guess I'll be wearing my poncho to shows from here on in.....just in case....
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draining that vein
drunk and no pain
nj councilman, you better watch your spray
thatguy ahead
the bald short guy with the goatee behind
i looked up just to get a splash in my eye
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note to self, call out of work on New Years Eve. (DSO show at Rams Head Live).
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Originally posted by walkonby:
draining that vein
drunk and no pain
nj councilman, you better watch your spray
thatguy ahead
the bald short guy with the goatee behind
i looked up just to get a splash in my eye
self therapy never works ;)
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Anybody in the vicinity to witness this phenomenon? Surprised there wasn't more of an uproar from the crowd. Then again, it probably doesn't get more passive then a "dead" audience
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I have a goatee behind????
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Originally posted by Mad Gypsy:
I have a goatee behind????
You certainly are short...
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Originally posted by Mad Gypsy:
I have a goatee behind????
if you do, dont show it to us please!
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mad gypsy . . . so that's who you are. you always have that "stay out of my way or i'll pummel you" appearance, but i bet you're a marshmallow softie after work at the bar with a beer. you do seem to strike fear into patrons, as if with one glare of your powers you make them stay in line and do what is correct at a club. good job!
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This story is cracking me up. He must've been on some wacked out drugs or he is just that lazy. I'm not sure which and I don't care to know, but I'm glad that I sure as hell wasn't there. I just wonder what part of the balcony was he standing on...lol.
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He probably thought he was at a GWAR concert and nobody would notice.
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Dude, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
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Originally posted by walkonby:
mad gypsy . . . so that's who you are. you always have that "stay out of my way or i'll pummel you" appearance, but i bet you're a marshmallow softie after work at the bar with a beer. you do seem to strike fear into patrons, as if with one glare of your powers you make them stay in line and do what is correct at a club. good job!
Thanks...my glare is mighty
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Teen Idles - Deadhead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaUo2Q4Dy0Y)
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This story was part of the news this morning on a radio station out of L.A. that I was listening to. Bet it made it on a whole lot of other reports across the country. Didn't mention the name of the club; only that it was a nightclub in DC. Of course, they were having a blast reporting that one. They also noted that some spokesman for the idiot said that Dipshit (Or should that be Dippiss?) had the standard no comment comeback along with that he would remain from drinking in the future. What an ass.
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Pollstar wins for best headline of the story.
Urine Luck at 9:30 club (http://www.pollstar.com/news/viewnews.pl?NewsID=11790)
He looks like the kind of fella that has mucho Chris Farley flicks in his DVD collection including 'Beverly Hills Ninja'.
<img src="http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/11/10/asm_lipski.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Councilman Steven Lipski told reporters outside his home two days later that he's "resolved never to touch alcohol again," according to the New York Daily News, adding that the incident was "deeply humiliating, very embarrassing" and "troubling."
There's no way alcohol was the sole cause of this. Absolutely no way. He must've taken something else. My money's on bad acid.
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nah, too much alcohol (aka judgment impairment lubrication) can absolutely lead to this kinda stupidity. not saying that another substance wouldn't make it that much moire believable, but i've seen people do stupider things in public on alcohol alone.
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The only drunk/pee in inappropriate place stories I've heard are of people passing out somewhere after long nights of drinking then waking up and thinking they're in front of a toilet when in fact they're somewhere else like in a doorway or in front of a drawer.
Guess I've been hanging out with the wrong (or right) drunks.
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Maybe it had nothing to do with drunkenness... He might have issues like the singer from Faith No More.
Or it might just be a Jersey City thing...
Given the national publicity this is receiving, I wonder if it will inspire copycat criminals to converge at the club?
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Originally posted by Doctor Hussein Doom:
Given the national publicity this is receiving, I wonder if it will inspire copycat criminals to converge at the club?
I wondered this as well.
Maybe the club should hire a rogue surgeon armed with an extra sharp scalpel and position him up there to steal the manhood of anyone who was to get that idea.
I guarantee you that after the first lopping, nobody would ever whip it out on the 930 balcony again.
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Azaghal, true dat. Actually, the great untold story of this event (unless it was on another thread) is how the Staph handled the Jersey Pisser.
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Originally posted by Doctor Hussein Doom:
Actually, the great untold story of this event (unless it was on another thread) is how the Staph handled the Jersey Pisser.
and what story is that? don't think it's been mentioned anywhere. i'm assuming they used rubber gloves?
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Originally posted by Doctor Hussein Doom:
Azaghal, true dat. Actually, the great untold story of this event (unless it was on another thread) is how the Staph handled the Jersey Pisser.
Elabborate, please.
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They pinched my weenie.
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They pinched my weenie.
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Originally posted by azaghal1981:
Originally posted by Doctor Hussein Doom:
Azaghal, true dat. Actually, the great untold story of this event (unless it was on another thread) is how the Staph handled the Jersey Pisser.
Elabborate, please. [/b]
I don't have anything to elaborate, I am just imagining there must be a story that we have yet to hear...
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i'd like to know how he made it out of there without someone punching him.
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This incident also made Jay Leno's monologue.
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When was the last time the club got this much publicity?
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maybe there should be some pissing-related signs put up outside the club.
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Originally posted by azaghal1981:
When was the last time the club got this much publicity?
probably Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt kissing in the VIP balcony during Radiohead's show the weekend of the Tibetan Freedom Festival
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That sure was one whizz-bang of a show!
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conan o'brien made reference to this incident in his opening monologue last night
http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/video/episodes/?vid=826641#vid=826641 (http://www.nbc.com/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/video/episodes/?vid=826641#vid=826641)