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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Relaxer on December 20, 2007, 11:39:00 am

Title: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: Relaxer on December 20, 2007, 11:39:00 am
So rather than slog up other threads about our little darlings, post your current family situations, issues, stories, advice, etc. I know there's several of you out there, Chaz, Rhett, Brain, Brennser, Eros, etc.
 
 I've got a 3 1/2 year old boy, and another on the way, due in May (Thanks to Sweetcell and Brennser for the hearty odes!). Currently we're in potty-training hell, trying desperately to get the kid to unload on the pot and not on the cat. (poor kitty -- he watches 2girls1cup and thinks 'amateurs')
 
 Last night was sort of a breakthrough. The boy announced that he had to go poo-poo. Now, he was standing right next to a pile of said poo on the rug, so his timing isn't quite right, but at least he's recognizing the process. But we've been going cold turkey on the diapers for months now and he's still not getting it. We do like 10 loads of laundry a day. Little help?
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: sweetcell on December 20, 2007, 01:02:00 pm
OMG.  that's horrible.  a complete injustice.
 
 i'm calling the SPCA.
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: eros on December 20, 2007, 01:44:00 pm
My son is 3 1/2 and has been pooping in the potty for a couple of months now.  I don't think there is any one silver bullet to do the trick, but there are several things you can try.  
 
 - If he says he has to poop, put him in the bathroom ASAP, even if he goes in his pants.  It associates the act with the room.
 
 - If/when he goes in his pants, try to deposit the evidence in the toilet (in front of him so he can see where it goes).
 
 - CONSTANTLY ask him "do you need to poop" (we did the same thing with pee).  Every 10-15 minutes.
 
 We've been accident-free for a while now.  Good luck!
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: brennser on December 20, 2007, 02:19:00 pm
like eros said every kid is different and theres no magic solution
 
 our daughter held out till she was past 3 - but made the transition fairly easily - I think we were helped by the fact that it was just prior to her going to nursery school for the first time and it may have been a little blackmail/peer pressure on our part, i.e., you don't want to be the only kid in diapers do you?
 
 Hey, we're Catholic.....we live and die by guilt!!
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: chaz on December 20, 2007, 03:23:00 pm
Both mine were fairly easy.  Girl easier than boy.  
 
 My son is also 3 1/2.  We still put a diaper on him at night.  He's dry in the AM about 50% of the time.  Honestly we're probably just being lazy and should just get rid of them.  In a month he'd be tired of having a wet bed I imagine.
 
 He's always showered with me since he was a little baby (highly recommended..get's them ready for water/swimming etc.).  Had some fun times with poop in the shower.
 
 There's definately been poop on the floor in my house, but it's been a while.
 
 Everything I hear and have read says every kid is a little different.  They will give you signs when they are ready, but once you start, don't let up.  Consistancy is key with kids for just about everything.
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on December 20, 2007, 04:07:00 pm
I don't get it. Is this a thread specifically for bathroom issues, or to brag on our kids in general?
 
 If the former...um, she poops and pees. She's been exclusively on breast milk, but she's just started experimenting with solids, so I reckon it's about to get much stinkier.
 
 If the latter...our little bird turns six months on Saturday. She was above the 95th percentile for both weight and height at four months, and shows no sign of slowing down. She just started eating a bit of mashed sweet potato and avocado in the last couple of weeks...her first solids. She appears to have started teething in the last week or so, so she gets a bit whiney and clingy at times lately. She can get herself into a pushup position, and crawl a bit backward, but can't go forward.
 
 I echo everyones comments about parenthood being a life changing experience, though my wife has had to bear alot more changes that I have. I love being a dad, love watching my wife be a mom, and of course love our little girl to pieces. That being said, I haven't changed my mind on our prior decision to only have one.
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: Relaxer on December 20, 2007, 04:08:00 pm
Wow, 3 boys all 3 1/2. We should all have a playdate. Do you guys ever do Rock'n'Romp? They've been doing it up in Silver Spring. It's gotten VERY popular lately.
 
 Loving the Christmas season with the kid. We walked down to the Capitol Hill tree last night, which he dug, and then went to see the toy trains at the Botanical Gardens and Union Station. For like 5 minutes, he was so enchanted he didn't even speak, and then he wouldn't shut up about how much he liked them. Pure gold.
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on December 20, 2007, 04:24:00 pm
If I'm not mistaken, Brain's (aka Mankie) son is about the same age?
 
 They could form a band.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Relaxer:
  Wow, 3 boys all 3 1/2. We should all have a playdate. Do you guys ever do Rock'n'Romp? They've been doing it up in Silver Spring. It's gotten VERY popular lately.
 
 Loving the Christmas season with the kid. We walked down to the Capitol Hill tree last night, which he dug, and then went to see the toy trains at the Botanical Gardens and Union Station. For like 5 minutes, he was so enchanted he didn't even speak, and then he wouldn't shut up about how much he liked them. Pure gold.
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: chaz on December 20, 2007, 04:24:00 pm
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Originally posted by Relaxer:
  Wow, 3 boys all 3 1/2. We should all have a playdate. Do you guys ever do Rock'n'Romp? They've been doing it up in Silver Spring. It's gotten VERY popular lately.
 
 Loving the Christmas season with the kid. We walked down to the Capitol Hill tree last night, which he dug, and then went to see the toy trains at the Botanical Gardens and Union Station. For like 5 minutes, he was so enchanted he didn't even speak, and then he wouldn't shut up about how much he liked them. Pure gold.
Haven't done the Rock n' Romp yet.  Could you pm or post next time one's happening?  We could have a forum playdate.
 
 Also have a 6 year old girl too, a little angel.
 
 Holidays are great with the little ones.  Can't wait to see their little faces when they see the bikes that Santa brought them.
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: eros on December 20, 2007, 04:35:00 pm
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Originally posted by Relaxer:
  Wow, 3 boys all 3 1/2. We should all have a playdate. Do you guys ever do Rock'n'Romp? They've been doing it up in Silver Spring. It's gotten VERY popular lately.
 
 Loving the Christmas season with the kid. We walked down to the Capitol Hill tree last night, which he dug, and then went to see the toy trains at the Botanical Gardens and Union Station. For like 5 minutes, he was so enchanted he didn't even speak, and then he wouldn't shut up about how much he liked them. Pure gold.
I'd like to do Rock n Romp.  We were real close to going a few months ago and then naptime got in the way.  Keep me posted on the next one.
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: Here's the thing on December 20, 2007, 09:51:00 pm
We have two boys, 6 and 8. Almost every day is a blast. (Except for the strep, flu, and stomach virus days.)
 If you haven't yet, check out DC's own Pancake Mountain. www.pancakemountain.com (http://www.pancakemountain.com)
 Here are my two non-dancers with Tilly and the Wall. They are getting practicing to be non-dancing DC rock show fans.
  http://www.pancakemountain.com/photos/tilly/pages/tilly06_09.htm (http://www.pancakemountain.com/photos/tilly/pages/tilly06_09.htm)
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on December 20, 2007, 10:15:00 pm
Hey fellow unattached twenty-somethings:
 
 This thread stinks! Lets go start our own thread about drinking ourself stupid and our ridiculously expensive hipster lifestyles!
 
 Ta, Julian
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: sweetcell on December 21, 2007, 01:01:00 am
as a semi-attached thirty-something, this thread has reminded me to enjoy what i have while i have it 'cause someday things might be very different.  plenty of other fun to be had on the other side, but the grass is always greener...
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: Relaxer on December 21, 2007, 11:17:00 am
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
 That being said, I haven't changed my mind on our prior decision to only have one.
I used to agree with this, HEARTILY, but as my boy got older, I can see where the loneliness comes in. And this is a kid who has over a dozen friends his age within 3 blocks of our house, including 4 on our street. But I'm really excited that he'll have a little brother to kick around, and he is too.
 
 That said, I am not looking forward to that first six months again at all. Our son had serious colic, so it was absolute torture for us after he was born. Fortunately, my wife and I had both quit our jobs and started a dog-walking business in our neighborhood, so it was easy to sleep-walk through the day if it had been a bad night.
 
 Now I'm back in a demanding-ish professional job, and I'm extremely wary about having to be sharp and on-the-spot after a night of crying in my ears. We're smarter now than we were before, and there's always the possibility that Thing #2 will be mellow, but... I'm expecting the worse and hoping for the average.
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: godsshoeshine on December 21, 2007, 11:58:00 am
this all started with pooping on a cat. successful thread
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: Frank Gallagher on December 21, 2007, 01:16:00 pm
My boy just turned 5 earlier this month.
 
 Last night he said to his mum, "Can you ask Santa if he could come during the day because I won't be very happy if he wakes me up, and you know how grumpy I am if I don't get a good nights sleep"
 
 !!!!!   :D
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: Relaxer on December 21, 2007, 05:31:00 pm
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Originally posted by Brain Walrus:
  My boy just turned 5 earlier this month.
 
 Last night he said to his mum, "Can you ask Santa if he could come during the day because I won't be very happy if he wakes me up, and you know how grumpy I am if I don't get a good nights sleep"
 
 !!!!!    :D  
What a well-mannered young man. How nice for you. My son deliberately locks eyes with me from across the room, smiles, and then shits himself.
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: SPARX on December 21, 2007, 05:47:00 pm
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Originally posted by Relaxer:
   
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Originally posted by Brain Walrus:
  My boy just turned 5 earlier this month.
 
 Last night he said to his mum, "Can you ask Santa if he could come during the day because I won't be very happy if he wakes me up, and you know how grumpy I am if I don't get a good nights sleep"
 
 !!!!!     :D  
What a well-mannered young man. How nice for you. My son deliberately locks eyes with me from across the room, smiles, and then shits himself. [/b]
These 2 posts just made me reconsider not having kids. Thanks for the laugh. What I like most about kids is their brutal honesty, even if it's the most inopportune of moments.
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: Frank Gallagher on December 21, 2007, 06:22:00 pm
You have to have kids - wives never laugh at the old 'pull my finger'!!!!!
 
 
 My son likes to sing the star spangled banner while he's in the bathroom taking a dump. Only it's not 'spangled' it's 'spingled'
 
 When he recites the pledge of allegiance he says
 
  "I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Publix for which it stands, one Nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.",
 
 Publix is the name of the largest grocery store chain down here. I don't have the heart to correct him, besides I think it's better than the original as written by the founding fathers..
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: SPARX on December 21, 2007, 08:34:00 pm
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Originally posted by Brain Walrus:
  You have to have kids - wives never laugh at the old 'pull my finger'!!!!!
 
 
 
I'm fairly certain I should not breed. I can  get the thrill of younguns vicariously through threads like these as well as family and friends kids. I commend you all on your patience though as well as the ability to function on a lack of sleep. I have alot of problem in those areas.
 I enjoy the thrill of watching the amazement of kids seeing/doing something for the 1st time but I enjoy peace and quiet a little more I suppose.
 I've enjoyed this thread but no kids for me thanks. Great stories, keep em coming. Kids do incredible things you couldn't fathom if you didn't see it or hear it yourself.
 
 Don't even get me started on people who don't know when to stop reproducing, that's a whole other can o' worms.
 
 p.s. I'm not so sure I'd want the wife who laughed at "pull my finger"    :D
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: vansmack on December 21, 2007, 08:52:00 pm
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Originally posted by Brain Walrus:
  You have to have kids - wives never laugh at the old 'pull my finger'!!!!!
 
Smackette shockingly still laughs at that.  She was an only child...
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: vansmack on December 21, 2007, 08:53:00 pm
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Originally posted by SPARX:
  Don't even get me started on people who don't know when to stop reproducing, that's a whole other can o' worms.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqa4LpdtOD8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqa4LpdtOD8)
 
 The first three minutes sums up my thoughts...
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on December 22, 2007, 02:43:00 am
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Originally posted by Brain Walrus:
  besides I think it's better than the original as written by the founding fathers..
you mean "as written by right-wing catholics in the 1950s"
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on December 22, 2007, 08:34:00 am
You're wrong as well.
 
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pledge_of_Allegiance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pledge_of_Allegiance)
 
 
 The Pledge of allegance was written for the popular kid's magazine Youth's Companion by Christian Socialist author and Baptist minister Francis Bellamy on September 7, 1892. The owners of Youth's Companion were selling flags to schools, and approached Bellamy to write the Pledge for their advertising campaign. It was marketed as a way to celebrate the 400th anniversary of Columbus arriving in the Americas and was first published on the following day.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Hoya Paranoia:
   
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Originally posted by Brain Walrus:
  besides I think it's better than the original as written by the founding fathers..
you mean "as written by right-wing catholics in the 1950s" [/b]
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: Frank Gallagher on December 22, 2007, 10:20:00 am
WOW!!! So the pledge was just a shameless marketing campaign!! How perfectly American!!
 
 And it makes sense the founding fathers never wrote it or it would read more like.....
 
 
 "I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one Nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all...except for niggers"
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 22, 2007, 10:21:00 am
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Originally posted by vansmack:
   
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Originally posted by SPARX:
  Don't even get me started on people who don't know when to stop reproducing, that's a whole other can o' worms.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqa4LpdtOD8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqa4LpdtOD8)
 
 The first three minutes sums up my thoughts... [/b]
Having just seen Idiocracy, that is precisely what I thought you were linking to....  While the film wasn't perfect there was some great visual effects and lines through out.
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: godsshoeshine on December 22, 2007, 10:48:00 pm
i like money
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: you be betty on December 23, 2007, 06:07:00 pm
i like clean cats
Title: Re: Parental Eunuchs
Post by: beetsnotbeats on December 23, 2007, 06:53:00 pm
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Originally posted by you be betty:
  i like clean cats
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