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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: walkonby on March 17, 2005, 03:04:00 pm
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my hat backwards, does that automatic for the people make me a frat boy jerk who does keg stands all day and rape classmates. sometimes my hair get all matted down in the front and is looking stupid from wearing a hat, so i turn it around to press the annoyance away. i'm so confused. and i don't tend to smile very much either, but that's just how i am.
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DUDE wearing one's hat is so so so so so very old school, only catchers are allowed by law to do so anymore. So if you see Fred "Short Straw" Durst, slap some handcuffs on him. All the peeps down with it are wearing their lidz to the side... Extra bonus points for the matching Eastside hoodie
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You said "peeps". <img src="http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage28/3.gif" alt=" - " />
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Anyone who wears a baseball cap backward is indeed a rapist, a jerk, and a loser.
Anyone who is rail thin, has shaggy hair, and indie rock t-shirts is automatically a sweet, nice, loving person.
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Originally posted by Y. P. Blood:
You said "peeps". <img src="http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage28/3.gif" alt=" - " />
heres the latest study on peeps (http://www.peepresearch.org/)
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
Anyone who wears a baseball cap backward is indeed a rapist, a jerk, and a loser.
Anyone who is rail thin, has shaggy hair, and indie rock t-shirts is automatically a sweet, nice, loving person.
i'm thinner, but i have short hair, and i wear indie shirts some days, casual dressier shirts on others, so i must only be half a jerk and like to rape myself. i guess that's what cobain meant by "rape me."
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don't forget, collar up, dude.
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Originally posted by Winter Pays For Summer:
don't forget, collar up, dude.
from the georgetown lampoon (later changed to heckler due to a lawsuit by the harvard lampoon):
http://www.georgetownheckler.com/collar.html (http://www.georgetownheckler.com/collar.html)
Opinion
Wearing Your Collar Down is for Poor People
By I.M. Adick, III
When my ancestors came over to this great country 400 years ago, they had a vision for a utopia, free from minorities, liberals, poor people, homosexuals, and immigrants. There are few today who share such lofty ideals, but we're easy to find: Pastel polo shirts, loafers without socks, tucked-in shirts, but most importantly, collars up.
Call me a douchebag. Call me an arrogant little cocksucking dickhead. Beat the shit out of me if I'm not with fifteen of my B-frat friends (unlikely). But just know this: I interned at Smith Barney this summer. Where did you work? A Blockbuster? That's right you insignificant sack of dogshit; I'm going to be your boss. So take your t-shirt wearing, financial aid, blue-collar ass over to Blockbuster and get me a copy of Old School. Do you even own a tuxedo?
Look at my girlfriend. You think she'd go for someone who didn't have his collar up? I don't think so. I remember the night I met her. I bought her so many $9 drinks she couldn't even walk. So I drove her home in my BMW 328ci, but not before I took a few "liberties" with her. The next morning I took her to brunch and went to the mall, where I bought her some blouses. You assholes don't know the first thing about being a gentleman. You probably don't even know how to sail.
When I get out of business school, I'm going to be making $120,000 a year. Add that to my trust fund, and I can buy a country club membership, a ski house, and still have enough money to go barhopping around the city in my designer clothes and shit-eating grin. Maybe I'll offer you a hundred bucks to flip my collar up for me. I earned it you middle-class fuck up. I bet you went to public school.
You're so predictable. I bet I can guess your political party just by looking at you. My cronies and I range from elitist northern liberals to heartless conservative bastards. I've wasted enough time with you. Get some rich parents, an internship, and a pink polo with the collar up, and then maybe I'll let you hang out with me.
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is it a mesh hat?
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Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
is it a mesh hat?
With a picture of a John Deer tractor on the front..... or is that the back these days. Anyway, that is totally kewl dude, especially if you have a t-shirt with a ad for a ice-cream parlour on it or something just as awsome.
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If it is a Johns Hopkins Lacrosse hat, you are guilty, if it is something more esoteric you can still be concidered a good human.
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Originally posted by Sir HC:
If it is a Johns Hopkins Lacrosse hat, you are guilty, if it is something more esoteric you can still be concidered a good human.
like a Red Sox cap?
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Rght now Red Sox might be too mainstream wait until they are no longer world champions (or if it is a pre-2004 hat).
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it used to be red sox fans just hated themselves. now everyone hates them. just too much, OH MY GOD, I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW bullshit
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now i look at all people i see with ball caps on, differently, because of you people. thanks. may my hats die on the shelf in shame. good thing i think those doo-rags are coming back in style. word up to my mother. :cool:
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Fer cryin' out loud...John Deere.
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The JD straw-mesh (http://www.hendrensfarmtoys.com/clothing/hats.htm) hat is waykewl!
<img src="http://www.hendrensfarmtoys.com/clothing/images/hats/d1497.jpg" alt=" - " />
Very east-meets-west...
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Look at my striped shirt! (http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?SectionID=11&StoryID=239&Layout) :D
Hilarious.