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Title: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: sweetcell on June 18, 2008, 06:14:00 pm
i'm not a big fan of golf, i don't really consider it a real sport... but tiger woods is simply amazing.
 
   Tiger won US Open with torn ligament, 2 fractures (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080618/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_woods_future)
 
 teh wowz.
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: vansmack on June 18, 2008, 06:16:00 pm
I'd like to see the results of his drug test after the 91st hole....
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on June 18, 2008, 06:29:00 pm
If he was superhuman, shouldn't his ACL and ligaments be impervious to injury?
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: sweetcell on June 18, 2008, 06:35:00 pm
does the PGA have a drug-testing policy?
 
 what drugs do you think he was on?  couldn't be on pain killers, they'd f*ck him up too much - man needs to be able to concentrate.  beta blockers, aderol, other nerve/concentration drugs?  maybe.  possibly some light steroid use?
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: vansmack on June 18, 2008, 06:44:00 pm
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
  does the PGA have a drug-testing policy?
 
 
They do not (yet).  I think it goes into effect next month.
 
 If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd say this Tiger Woods abscence is a little peculiar.  But I'm not.
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: Venerable Bede on June 18, 2008, 06:54:00 pm
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Originally posted by vansmack:
   
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
  does the PGA have a drug-testing policy?
 
 
They do not (yet).  I think it goes into effect next month.
 
 If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd say this Tiger Woods abscence is a little peculiar.  But I'm not. [/b]
next thing you'll tell me is that Michael Jordan didn't retire to play baseball.
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on June 18, 2008, 07:15:00 pm
it's a bummer about him not being at the at&t national, but still should be a good field, i'm looking forward to spending my july 4 morning out at congressional
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 19, 2008, 01:19:00 pm
It's fucking golf!!
 
 There's a pro-golfer (Casey Martin) who is disabled, so walking around with bad knee is no biggie.
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: godsshoeshine on June 19, 2008, 01:23:00 pm
i could care less about golf, and i dont even care that tiger can do no wrong according to the sports media...but isnt it a little stupid for him to play for a whole year with no acl
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: sweetcell on June 19, 2008, 01:48:00 pm
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Originally posted by 47 YEAR OLD VIRGIN:
 There's a pro-golfer (Casey Martin) who is disabled, so walking around with bad knee is no biggie.
yes, and he stank (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casey_Martin).  he had one small win that one him a spot on the PGA for a year through exemption, in 1998.  yawn.
 
 come back when you can point to someone as consistently dominating as woods and/or can win a major under similar physical hardship.  i'm not impressed by golf either, as previously stated, but this was an incredible feat.
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: sonickteam2 on June 19, 2008, 02:18:00 pm
Nobody really watches golf anymore do they?
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: godsshoeshine on June 19, 2008, 02:20:00 pm
haha
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 19, 2008, 02:26:00 pm
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
   
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Originally posted by 47 YEAR OLD VIRGIN:
 There's a pro-golfer (Casey Martin) who is disabled, so walking around with bad knee is no biggie.
yes, and he stank (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casey_Martin).  he had one small win that one him a spot on the PGA for a year through exemption, in 1998.  yawn.
 
 come back when you can point to someone as consistently dominating as woods and/or can win a major under similar physical hardship.  i'm not impressed by golf either, as previously stated, but this was an incredible feat. [/b]
So woods has had this boo-boo his whole career then huh?
 
 I didn't say he was good, I just said he did it. But he has to be pretty eff'n good to turn pro.
 
 But that's all I'm going to say on the matter, I've spent way to much on this subject anyway. Golf... it's like lawn darts, only wearing plaid and winkle-pickers.
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: Firebutt McGee on June 19, 2008, 04:11:00 pm
Bionic Tiger? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=4FWjxN-vcts)
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on June 19, 2008, 05:11:00 pm
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Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
 next thing you'll tell me is that Michael Jordan didn't retire to play baseball.
It was because of gambling debts. Everyone knows this.
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on June 20, 2008, 12:07:00 am
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Originally posted by Erinaceous Sonickus:
  Nobody really watches golf anymore do they?
for the record, i love watching golf ... there's no better sports drama than a closely contested sunday back nine of a major
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: sonickteam2 on June 20, 2008, 08:14:00 am
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Originally posted by HoyaSaxa03:
   
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Originally posted by Erinaceous Sonickus:
  Nobody really watches golf anymore do they?
for the record, i love watching golf ... there's no better sports drama than a closely contested sunday back nine of a major [/b]
you would.   but my post was a spin on Tigers quote about hockey.
 
 anyway, i completely disagree...while it may be watchable and even quite interesting sometimes...
 
  and this "drama" which happens 4 times a year.  at the most.   and it adds to about as much TV time as the Stanley Cup Finals do.
 
  this thread makes me feel like i'm watching ESPN..gag....
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: godsshoeshine on June 20, 2008, 08:35:00 am
oh i thought you were zonging tiger for saying no one watches hockey anymore
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: sonickteam2 on June 20, 2008, 08:48:00 am
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Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
  oh i thought you were zonging tiger for saying no one watches hockey anymore
you were right.
 its hard to imagine anyone would find golf more exciting than hockey on the surface.
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: vansmack on June 20, 2008, 01:58:00 pm
I watch hockey.  And Golf.  And NASCAR.  And Soccer.  And women's tennis, depending on who's playing, but not men's tennis, no matter who's playing.
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on June 20, 2008, 02:14:00 pm
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Originally posted by Erinaceous Sonickus:
  its hard to imagine anyone would find golf more exciting than hockey on the surface.
you mean golf on ice?  now that you mention it...
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 20, 2008, 04:45:00 pm
Does anyone remember the tv ad the Caps had running at one time that the catch phrase was, "Golf would be better....if it was hockey"?
 
 I tried to youtube it but couldn't find it.
 
 That ad pretty much sums golf up for me.
Title: Re: Tiger = superhuman
Post by: sonickteam2 on June 20, 2008, 05:15:00 pm
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
  i'm not a big fan of golf, i don't really consider it a real sport... but tiger woods is simply amazing.
 
   Tiger won US Open with torn ligament, 2 fractures (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080618/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_woods_future)
 
 teh wowz.
but is he "mindblowing"???