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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Justin Tonation on March 03, 2009, 12:50:41 am

Title: 20-year-olds do the darndest things!
Post by: Justin Tonation on March 03, 2009, 12:50:41 am

(http://www.wusa9.com/genthumb.ashx?e=3&h=240&w=320&i=/assetpool/images/090302045309__wimer.jpg)

Store Clerk Attacked With Hammer (http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=82187&catid=158)

MANASSAS, Va. (WUSA) - Police in the city of Manassas have charged a man with aggravated assault, after they say he attacked a store clerk and hit the clerk in the head with a hammer. Police say the assault that took place on Saturday evening, February 21, at 8:55 p.m. at the Sunoco Gas Station 9110 Centreville Road.

Michael Edward Wimer, 20, of 9011 Centreville Road, has been charged with Malicious Wounding and is being held without bond pending a court date. He was arrested on February 25th.

(http://www.ketv.com/2009/0302/18833201_240X180.jpg)

Deputies: Kitten Found Stuffed Inside Marijuana Bong
 (http://www.ketv.com/news/18838874/detail.html)

LINCOLN, Neb. -- A kitten is recovering after allegedly being stuffed in a bong while its owner smoked marijuana at the same time.

Lincoln investigators said that 20-year-old Acea Schomaker is accused of animal cruelty for the act.

Title: Re: 20-year-olds do the darndest things!
Post by: sweetcell on March 03, 2009, 01:17:28 am

both are 20.  both are criminals.  both have caterpillar-on-your-upper-lip "mustaches".  coincidence?

Title: Re: 20-year-olds do the darndest things!
Post by: RatBastard on March 03, 2009, 02:50:21 am

The first one looks like he could be Justin Jones' kid!

Title: Re: 20-year-olds do the darndest things!
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on March 03, 2009, 08:26:40 pm

This reinforces every stereotype that's ever existed about Manassas.