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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: sweetcell on May 06, 2009, 04:15:02 pm

Title: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!?
Post by: sweetcell on May 06, 2009, 04:15:02 pm
BBC: There has been a small outbreak of ?zombism? in London due to mutation of the H1N1 virus into new strain: H1Z1 (http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm)

RUN FOR THE... wait, where are we supposed to run to, again?  i knew this flu thing was a cover-up.  we're all f*cked.
Title: Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!?
Post by: walkonby on May 06, 2009, 04:30:11 pm
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-04-25/tn_1240682836997.jpg)
Title: Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!?
Post by: bearman🐻 on May 06, 2009, 05:06:20 pm
HA! Cute. Almost had me for a split second there.

Zombie Swine Flu. That'd be cool. Huh huh.

(http://www.geocities.com/stimpysvideotrading/bandb.jpg)
Title: Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!?
Post by: Relaxer on May 06, 2009, 05:17:14 pm
Ooh eeek, zombies in England. What are they gonna do, drink tea and lose the revolutionary war on me? Even if they bite you, their teeth are so fucked that they will break rather than your skin. Please. I'll just slap them in their powdered wigs and be on my merry way while they lay there all crying like british poofs.
Title: Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!?
Post by: walkonby on May 06, 2009, 05:52:49 pm
Ooh eeek, zombies in England. What are they gonna do, drink tea and lose the revolutionary war on me? Even if they bite you, their teeth are so fucked that they will break rather than your skin. Please. I'll just slap them in their powdered wigs and be on my merry way while they lay there all crying like british poofs.

are you making a comeback?  i hope.  ;)  good show, ole chap.
Title: Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!?
Post by: sweetcell on May 06, 2009, 06:07:53 pm
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/celebrity-pictures-pigs-in-space-swine-flu.jpg)

and yes, it's great to have relaxer back in fighting form :D
Title: Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!?
Post by: walkonby on May 06, 2009, 10:25:47 pm
(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-05-02/tn_1241243389260.jpg)
Title: Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!?
Post by: Relaxer on May 07, 2009, 11:56:38 am
GRRRRRR
It's just that the idea of British zombies is so laughable. It's like tough-guy paraplegics, fat people in spandex, or the WNBA.
Title: Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!?
Post by: walkonby on May 07, 2009, 12:45:30 pm
GRRRRRR
It's just that the idea of British zombies is so laughable. It's like tough-guy paraplegics, fat people in spandex, or the WNBA.

bigger joke?  wnba  or lpga?  fat people in spandex or fat people in swimming outfits?  tough-guy paraplegics or einstein intelligent paraplegics?
Title: Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!?
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on May 07, 2009, 12:54:32 pm
I read this yesterday and my friend flipped her shit. At the bottom of the article it talks about a little boy coming back to lief and she was terrified.


I just stared at her.
Title: Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!?
Post by: Relaxer on May 07, 2009, 02:41:50 pm
GRRRRRR
It's just that the idea of British zombies is so laughable. It's like tough-guy paraplegics, fat people in spandex, or the WNBA.

bigger joke?  wnba  or lpga?  fat people in spandex or fat people in swimming outfits?  tough-guy paraplegics or einstein intelligent paraplegics?

(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5638450,00.jpg)
Title: Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!?
Post by: walkonby on May 07, 2009, 02:42:53 pm
GRRRRRR
It's just that the idea of British zombies is so laughable. It's like tough-guy paraplegics, fat people in spandex, or the WNBA.

bigger joke?  wnba  or lpga?  fat people in spandex or fat people in swimming outfits?  tough-guy paraplegics or einstein intelligent paraplegics?

(http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5638450,00.jpg)


oh how you are pushing it!!  ;D
Title: Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!?
Post by: walkonby on May 07, 2009, 02:56:29 pm
one step further, seeing how this is a zombie thread.   ;D ;D

(http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-02-02/1233615259050.jpg)

yummy
Title: Re: ALERT: Zombie swine flu?!?
Post by: sweetcell on May 07, 2009, 03:01:52 pm
wait - are those two ZOMBIES?!?!  are we getting into zombie sex?  AWRITE!!!

(http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/zombie-sex.JPG)

let's not forget the ever-popular Zombie Sex Guide (http://www.pumpkin-porn.com/zombies/) (NSFW, obvs)