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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: walkonby on January 15, 2010, 10:56:35 pm

Title: good god i am drunk . . . sorry i was a jerk earlier today!
Post by: walkonby on January 15, 2010, 10:56:35 pm
the gayness has taken me over.  somehow i need to be strained through a bartender's shakey shakey.  what in the hell am  i talking about?
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Post by: wml7 on January 15, 2010, 11:20:33 pm
hmmm  ::)
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Post by: sweetcell on January 15, 2010, 11:28:47 pm
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/funny-pictures-cat-takes-bad-photos-when-he-drinks-tequila.jpg)

we still love you, walkies, just the way you are.  rock on.

FUCK YOU, YOU ALCOHOLIC BIGOT.
Title: Re: good god i am drunk . . . sorry i was a jerk earlier today!
Post by: walkonby on January 16, 2010, 10:19:12 am
what is the world coming to????

jessica simpson and billy corgan are going to get married.  i need another drink.
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Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on January 16, 2010, 10:32:18 am
Drinking on a Saturday morning... awesome :)
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Post by: kosmo vinyl on January 16, 2010, 10:39:57 am
It's his inner hilbilly trying to come out of the closet
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Post by: nkotb on January 16, 2010, 10:41:01 am
Hillbilly?  I just got texts from my gay friend in NY who's in the same drunken boat.  Who was it that made the joke about gay men and mimosas on this board?  Julian?  It was spot on.

It's his inner hilbilly trying to come out of the closet
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Post by: Jaguar on January 16, 2010, 03:38:43 pm
what is the world coming to????

jessica simpson and billy corgan are going to get married.  i need another drink.

Did they meet in rehab or something because they strike me as a rehab couple. Nothing else could explain it.

Have one for me too, Walkie. It's too early for me and I can't handle it yet.
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Post by: sweetcell on January 16, 2010, 06:23:08 pm
i've amended my previous post in this thread.  mea culpa THAT.
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Post by: wml7 on January 16, 2010, 06:30:40 pm
i've amended my previous post in this thread.  mea culpa THAT.

wow, what happened
Title: Re: good god i am drunk . . . sorry i was a jerk earlier today!
Post by: walkonby on January 16, 2010, 07:15:43 pm
huh?  what?  i did nothing i think.  now even i am curious.  let's see . . . i had too many last night.  posted my first ever "drunk thread."  woke up the next day, saw that billy corgan and jessica simpson were getting married and posted that, followed by that i need another drink for simple, lite comical effect, which was perceived as if i was actually drinking on a saturday morning (and who does that, unless you're camping at a multi-day festival?).  then i saw an intersting article on msn.com regarding wyclef's charity, so i posted that because just the other day i posted an article that was about how the u.s. was looking into the practices of charities and their money trails, which i thought was coincendentally odd.  now i read this?  "i'm an alcoholic bigot."  just go ahead and explain your stance because i am neither.  somethings you just know about yourself.  i'm sure you have a few.  i do however like when people cross stuff out with that line in computer posts.  so "in your face effective."   
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Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on January 16, 2010, 07:32:09 pm
I have a feeling this is going to get hilarious if mods let it stay.

*gets his popcorn*
Title: Re: good god i am drunk . . . sorry i was a jerk earlier today!
Post by: Jaguar on January 16, 2010, 08:19:15 pm
Sweets is playing with you Walkie. Taking the piss on your own manner and turning it into some harmless (as I assume Sweets intends) fun. See, he's saying you are an alcohol bigot because of your cat post with the slight against tequila. Joke, Walkie.  ;)

At least, I still love you... and I know that makes you squirm so I'm playing with you too.  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Post by: walkonby on January 16, 2010, 08:38:55 pm
Sweets is playing with you Walkie. Taking the piss on your own manner and turning it into some harmless (as I assume Sweets intends) fun. See, he's saying you are an alcohol bigot because of your cat post with the slight against tequila. Joke, Walkie.  ;)

At least, I still love you... and I know that makes you squirm so I'm playing with you too.  ;D  ;D  ;D

let's get together and be squirmy.
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Post by: walkonby on January 16, 2010, 10:22:21 pm
I have a feeling this is going to get hilarious if mods let it stay.

*gets his popcorn*

your popcorn must be gone by now?
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Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on January 16, 2010, 11:21:10 pm
I have a feeling this is going to get hilarious if mods let it stay.

*gets his popcorn*

your popcorn must be gone by now?
I'm not actually eating it, it's 150 calories per bag!! But the smell is conducive to drama.
Title: Re: good god i am drunk . . . sorry i was a jerk earlier today!
Post by: sweetcell on January 17, 2010, 01:23:17 am
sorry about that, i was drunk when i posted that.  very jerk-like of me.  sry!  ;)
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Post by: walkonby on January 17, 2010, 10:46:10 am
sorry about that, i was drunk when i posted that.  very jerk-like of me.  sry!  ;)

what . . . you had me worried all this time, fretting like a queen in sunday morning confessional, and here you were just as drunk as i was???  oh sweetcell . . . the bonds of brotherhood brought together by the bottle.  nice!   ;D   
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Post by: wml7 on January 17, 2010, 10:58:18 am
a cat makeup pic is in order  ;D
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Post by: Bombay Chutney on January 17, 2010, 01:34:26 pm
awww - I hate when I miss the good stuff.
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Post by: sweetcell on January 18, 2010, 02:18:54 pm
jessica simpson and billy corgan are going to get married.  i need another drink.

walkies, you might wanna stop believing everything you read on the intertubes.  they're not engaged.  however, the truth might be worse - grab a stiff drink before you read this:

Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan making music, not whoopee (http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/01/18/fox411-exclusive-jessica-simpson-and-billy-corgan-making-music-not-whoopee/)

(insert predictable hater comment, "maybe jessica will improve billy's music" :D)
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Post by: walkonby on January 18, 2010, 08:39:26 pm
i'm  loving these rumours being thrown around for bonnaboob 2010 bands that might play.  rolling stones, ac/dc, jay z, kings of leon, rhcp.  interesting.
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Post by: wml7 on January 18, 2010, 09:30:46 pm
I think Rolling Stones is the big band for Bonnaroo this year and Jay Z as well according to hints from their twitter.  Looks like Bob Dylan might be there too.  All the foggies for Bonnaroo this year  ;D
http://twitter.com/Bonnaroo
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Post by: Jaguar on January 18, 2010, 11:30:11 pm
I think Rolling Stones is the big band for Bonnaroo this year and Jay Z as well according to hints from their twitter.  Looks like Bob Dylan might be there too.  All the foggies for Bonnaroo this year  ;D
http://twitter.com/Bonnaroo

Man, the drugs are going to flowing strong at this year's event! You know, the Big Pharma geriatric kind. "Hey, man. Watch out for the brown Viagra!"