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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Thousand Made-Up Loves on November 09, 2010, 05:31:13 pm
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/11/01/AR2010110106394.html
The 2010 Dumbass of the Year award goes to Zachary Chesser, 20, formerly of Fairfax County and now a resident of some federal lockup. Three weeks ago, Chesser was convicted in federal court of supporting Somali terrorists and threatening the creators of "South Park" for mocking the prophet Muhammad. Chesser faces up to 30 years in prison during an upcoming sentencing hearing. Chesser was arrested while trying to bound a flight out of JFK to Somalia (with his infant son on his lap as cover) so he could join terrorist forces based there.
Two years ago, in 2008, when he was in his senior year at Oakton HS, he supposedly started dating a Muslim woman and started getting into it. But much like other psychopaths and sociopaths of his ilk, he didn't do it reasonably. He went from 0-to-120 in less than two years, from being not interested in Islam at all to advocating war against non-Muslims.
Now you're probably asking: "TMUL, Chesser sounds like an average dumbass. What sets him apart?" Good question. What sets Chesser apart is his complete and total arrogance. While most 18-year old boys are getting into and discovering things like chicks, dope, drugs, sex, alcohol, rock and roll and SCHOOL, Chesser thought: "Fuck those guys, they're pussies. I'm going to get into VIOLENT JIHAD! I'll show them!" Being one of those "eccentric" guys from the "gifted and talented" programs (where he was described as "hyper-intelligent" ::)), Chesser supposedly always tried different ways to "fit in," but could never achieve that goal through traditional means. Friends of his said he'd go through phases where he would get into different things, but would take them to the extreme. One said if he would have lived in LA, he would have become a Scientologist.
And then the moron advocates the violent overthrow of government and terror in the U.S. and advocating the murder of government officials and citizens by making stupid and naive postings all over the Internet, in his own blog, at some site called Revolution Muslim (can't imagine the feds wouldn't be monitoring that shit), and on Twitter, Facebook, etc. And even worse, he happens to convince some 24-year old idiot (named Proscovia Kampire Nzabanita) to MARRY HIM (after two months of dating) and HAVE A CHILD! Unreal. How this woman, much more "experienced" and older than her then b/f, couldn't spot the absolute train wreck that Chesser was, is beyond me. Well, not really, but it would be, let's say, insensitive to bring up here.
Many to most 20-year olds think nothing will happen to them, the rules don't apply to them, and that they are immortal. "Nah, the government won't catch me. I'm anonymous on the Internet!" "Nah, the government isn't monitoring my email exchanges with a well-known terrorist cleric." "No, they aren't watching my YouTube videos advocating murder."
Well, as a certain someone is known to say: Stupid is supposed to hurt and Chesser is probably feeling a world of pain. Sucks to be you dude and especially your child. For that, Zac Chesser, you get the 2010 Dumbass of the Year award.
2010 Dumbass of the Year runner up: Chesser's wife, Proscovia Kampire Nzabanita, 26, of Bristow
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/crime-scene/from-the-courthouse/va-woman-admits-lying-to-feder.html
A 26-year-old Northern Virginia woman pleaded guilty to making a false statement to a special agent who was investigating her husband, who has since admitted to supporting Somali terrorists and threatening the creators of TV's "South Park" over their depiction of the prophet Muhammad.
Under a plea agreement in federal court in Alexandria, Proscovia Kampire Nzabanita, of Bristow, will not be put in prison and instead will receive probation.
Nzabanita, a native of Uganda, also will be required to leave the United States within 120 days and relinquish her legal status. Sentencing is set for Jan. 28.
Nice job, idiot. Not only do you fall in love with a megalomaniac like Chesser, you decided to marry him after two months and conceive a child with him. A child that will now become an orphan unless you bring him back to Uganda with you (boy, he's got a bright future there). And not only that, you decided to defend your bat-shit crazy husband to the point where you lose your legal status and will ultimately be deported.
What a sad fucking story. There are obviously no winners here.
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If only this guy had been given a Bob Marley CD....
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Better yet a GG Allin CD
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awesome thread
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so what your saying . . . is don't date muslim women?
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so what your saying . . . is don't date muslim women?
Not if you want to get any...
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so what your saying . . . is don't date muslim women?
More like don't date white 18-year old Muslim converts from Fairfax.
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If only this guy had been given a Bob Marley CD....
Nah, that's for all the mainstream college kids who, you know, actually cared about graduating (yeah, a bit of a stretch). This dipshit wanted to show everyone how awesome, powerful and eccentric he was.
I feel really sorry for Chesser's parents. They did all they can and their dumbass son embarrasses the shit out of them with some whacked out, fucked up shit. Notice how in any of the news reports on this, you never heard anything from his parents. I'm sure they've holed up in Fairfax.
"So, what's Zac been up to?" "Oh, you know, he moved to eastern Montana, he's doing some type of yoga outreach out there. We don't talk to him much."
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he should have been given a real bob marley cd.
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that would a learned that wicked queer.
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If only this guy had been given a Bob Marley CD....
Nah, that's for all the mainstream college kids who, you know, actually cared about graduating (yeah, a bit of a stretch). This dipshit wanted to show everyone how awesome, powerful and eccentric he was.
I feel really sorry for Chesser's parents. They did all they can and their dumbass son embarrasses the shit out of them with some whacked out, fucked up shit. Notice how in any of the news reports on this, you never heard anything from his parents. I'm sure they've holed up in Fairfax.
"So, what's Zac been up to?" "Oh, you know, he moved to eastern Montana, he's doing some type of yoga outreach out there. We don't talk to him much."
But if he had been given a Marley CD he would have just become a white rasta. Undoubtedly an extra obnoxious one but generally harmless, nevertheless.
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No way he's got that Julian guy beat
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He should have just watched the 2nd episode and seen that....Santa Clause had taken the place of Mohamed. Mohammed...Mohamad.......
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No way he's got that Julian guy beat
speaking of which, i chatted with julian, of julian's america fame, last night. he sends his regards from exile ;)
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No way he's got that Julian guy beat
speaking of which, i chatted with julian, of julian's america fame, last night. he sends his regards from exile ;)
tell him, if you speak again, that i said
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work that fashion world . . . biotch.
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Remember that douche, John Walker Lindh (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Walker_Lindh), the "American Taliban" who was captured in Afghanistan in 2001? This case reminds me of him. About the same in terms of age and extent of misguidedness. While it's easy to feel sorry for the parents, I can't imagine that there mustn't have been some bad parenting involved in both cases somehow.
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first we had whites wanting to be blacks
now we have whuslims
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While it's easy to feel sorry for the parents, I can't imagine that there mustn't have been some bad parenting involved in both cases somehow.
Unless the parents were financing his lifestyle, I don't really see how you can blame the parents on this one. In Chesser's case, he turned 18, became an adult and began making some stupid decisions. Maybe if his parents were paying his rent or something, that would be a bit of awful, awful parenting. But I don't think they were.
Some people just seem hellbent on fucking their lives up, regardless of good parenting growing up.
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I have a hard time caring too much about some hippy douchebag in prison than I do about Sarah Palin who criticizes Economist articles because they don't make sense to her.
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he turned 18, became an adult
Turning 18 does not make you an adult. Nor 21. There are societal expectations of people when they reach those ages, of course, which are codified into law. But the realization of adulthood is much more complicated.
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If they installed some values and principles in him, he wouldn't have swung so far the other way.
While it's easy to feel sorry for the parents, I can't imagine that there mustn't have been some bad parenting involved in both cases somehow.
Unless the parents were financing his lifestyle, I don't really see how you can blame the parents on this one. In Chesser's case, he turned 18, became an adult and began making some stupid decisions. Maybe if his parents were paying his rent or something, that would be a bit of awful, awful parenting. But I don't think they were.
Some people just seem hellbent on fucking their lives up, regardless of good parenting growing up.
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you know . . . he could just have something wrong with his mind. finely tuned instruments dull after time, or maybe they never glowed at all. i would say joining a movement based on a religion is a sure sign of it. or believing you, a human, can do the work of a god, would thus be another sure sign. or growing that beard. definite sign. i learned a long time ago, that when you join and believe in organized man made religions, you are doing the work of the devil without him even trying. and yes, i know . . . but the devil is not a god.
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Yeah... people who think god speaks to them are damaged, even if they never contemplate terrorism.
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Coming in within the final weeks as a contender, my favorite DC comedian....
"... Sunday morning with the keys still in the ignition." (http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=25&sid=2202601)
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(http://www.wusa9.com/genthumb.ashx?e=3&h=240&w=320&i=/assetpool/images/101213045428_Muhammed%20Teshale.jpg)
VA Police Arrest Dulles Airport Shuttle Bus Driver After Hit And Run Accidents (http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=125436&catid=158)
The driver told police that he "did it to be famous." (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/13/AR2010121305830.html)
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What IS IT with these terrorists and their taggedy pubic beards? Come on political killers, you need to dress for some success here.
Please join me in appreciating the Teflon Don's awesomely sculpted beard:
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Plus, can't these jiggy jihadists realize that scraggily beard = failed terrorist? Even that shoe bomb's facial hair was a big hot mess.
Let's look at some successful terrorists:
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How many tumbleweed beards do you see in there? That's right, NONE. They understand.
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you have officially gone too far. but i'm drunk, so who cares.
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Chesser gets 25. #FISTPUMP
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/02/24/AR2011022403470.html
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Chesser gets 25. #FISTPUMP
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/02/24/AR2011022403470.html
why would you applaud this? now he has plenty of time to recruit and join forces with others who will believe in any cause/join any group while in jail. he'll come out from his small cell into one that houses countless followers.
i.e., they should have cut off his head and paraded it around in the street while shouting death to the middle east.
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:o
I like your enthusiasm.