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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: James Ford on April 27, 2011, 07:35:32 am

Title: Role Call: Gwyneth Paltrow cookbook
Post by: James Ford on April 27, 2011, 07:35:32 am: Anybody else picking up the cookbook for their trophy shelf? Put it alongside the Country Strong dvd and the country music cd? Anybody?
Title: Re: Role Call: Gwyneth Paltrow cookbook
Post by: walkonby on April 27, 2011, 08:53:41 am: i tried many threads with dumb posts before. it didn't work. people hated it. they told me so. i quit.
Title: Re: Role Call: Gwyneth Paltrow cookbook
Post by: Brian_Wallace on April 27, 2011, 09:16:44 am: No only is she a **** who everybody hates AND she's married to the guy from COLDPLAY(!) she ALSO, like most ****s, just RUINS something cool for EVERYONE. I mean, free Johnny Rockets....for a YEAR!:

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/04/alan_cumming_johnny_rockets.html (http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/04/alan_cumming_johnny_rockets.html)

Brian
Title: Re: Role Call: Gwyneth Paltrow cookbook
Post by: James Ford on April 27, 2011, 09:35:54 am: Fook Johnny Rockets. It's owned by Dan Snyder.

Many years ago (before Snyder owned it) we walked out of a Johnny Rockets because they tried to pass off a hamburger as a veggie burger. Double fook them.
Title: Re: Role Call: Gwyneth Paltrow cookbook
Post by: ggw on April 27, 2011, 09:37:14 am: Did I ever tell you guys about the time Gwyneth Paltrow was shamelessly coming on to me?
Title: Re: Role Call: Gwyneth Paltrow cookbook
Post by: godsshoeshine on April 27, 2011, 09:51:23 am: are we not allowed to swear or something
Title: Re: Role Call: Gwyneth Paltrow cookbook
Post by: walkonby on April 27, 2011, 09:52:03 am: fuck is cliche. fook is neato and gets people to read it.
Title: Re: Role Call: Gwyneth Paltrow cookbook
Post by: James Ford on April 27, 2011, 09:53:31 am: Yes, you have. Numerous times.

But you never told us if she was a good fook or not.

Quote from: ggw on April 27, 2011, 09:37:14 am
Did I ever tell you guys about the time Gwyneth Paltrow was shamelessly coming on to me?
Title: Re: Role Call: Gwyneth Paltrow cookbook
Post by: walkonby on April 27, 2011, 09:55:43 am: that skinny bootch couldn't fook her way out of paperbag filled with coocks.
Title: Re: Role Call: Gwyneth Paltrow cookbook
Post by: walkonby on April 27, 2011, 09:56:35 am: ok . . . sorry, mister ford.

this and your other thread are now fun.
Title: Re: Role Call: Gwyneth Paltrow cookbook
Post by: Frank Gallagher on April 27, 2011, 10:18:13 am: So she can't act, cant' sing and now she's going to demonstrate she can't cook?
Title: Re: Role Call: Gwyneth Paltrow cookbook
Post by: sweetcell on April 27, 2011, 11:01:53 am: suck my cook
Title: Re: Role Call: Gwyneth Paltrow cookbook
Post by: Frank Gallagher on April 27, 2011, 11:21:54 am: Quote from: sweetcell on April 27, 2011, 11:01:53 am
suck my cook

correction

sook my cook

Thank you,

;D
Title: Re: Role Call: Gwyneth Paltrow cookbook
Post by: Relaxer on April 27, 2011, 03:17:59 pm: Quote from: ggw on April 27, 2011, 09:37:14 am
Did I ever tell you guys about the time Gwyneth Paltrow was shamelessly coming on to me?

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e255/snake_bro/martin.jpg)

"Then she moved up to me, bro"
Title: Re: Role Call: Gwyneth Paltrow cookbook
Post by: Frank Gallagher on April 28, 2011, 09:46:42 am: Quote from: Relaxer on April 27, 2011, 03:17:59 pm
Quote from: ggw on April 27, 2011, 09:37:14 am
Did I ever tell you guys about the time Gwyneth Paltrow was shamelessly coming on to me?

(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e255/snake_bro/martin.jpg)

"Then she moved up to me, bro"

It looks like she's sooking his cook....
Title: Re: Role Call: Gwyneth Paltrow cookbook
Post by: nkotb on April 28, 2011, 10:14:13 am: I can remember years back on this board when Frank would slag Paltrow down, and I always thought "Man, what's his problem?" She always seemed pretty inoffensive to me. Boy was I wrong. Frank, you were a front-runner in the "Gwyneth Paltrow is an asshole" movement. My hat's off to you.