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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: sweetcell on May 20, 2011, 05:54:29 pm

Title: May is "National Masturbation Month"
Post by: sweetcell on May 20, 2011, 05:54:29 pm

May is "National Masturbation Month": http://joybehar.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/12/may-is-national-masturbation-month/

WOOHOO!!!  dammit, it's already may 20th.  time to catch up!  BRB...

Title: Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on May 20, 2011, 06:06:39 pm

Is that what all these Christian folks are referring to with all their "Rapture" talk?

Title: Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
Post by: Relaxer on May 20, 2011, 06:09:25 pm

You know if the head of the IMF had realized this, it would've saved him a whole lot of trouble.

Title: Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
Post by: Justin Tonation on May 20, 2011, 09:28:31 pm

Quote from: sweetcell on May 20, 2011, 05:54:29 pm

May is "National Masturbation Month": http://joybehar.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/12/may-is-national-masturbation-month/

WOOHOO!!!  dammit, it's already may 20th.  time to catch up!  BRB...

Link fail. The first two prominent pics are of Joy Behar and Chaz Bono.

Title: Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
Post by: sweetcell on May 21, 2011, 04:09:24 pm

Quote from: beetsnotbeats on May 20, 2011, 09:28:31 pm

Quote from: sweetcell on May 20, 2011, 05:54:29 pm

May is "National Masturbation Month": http://joybehar.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/12/may-is-national-masturbation-month/

WOOHOO!!!  dammit, it's already may 20th.  time to catch up!  BRB...

Link fail. The first two prominent pics are of Joy Behar and Chaz Bono.

well that gets my vote for POTW.

Title: Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
Post by: Jaguar on May 21, 2011, 06:43:25 pm

Quote from: beetsnotbeats on May 20, 2011, 09:28:31 pm

Quote from: sweetcell on May 20, 2011, 05:54:29 pm

May is "National Masturbation Month": http://joybehar.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/12/may-is-national-masturbation-month/

WOOHOO!!!  dammit, it's already may 20th.  time to catch up!  BRB...

Link fail. The first two prominent pics are of Joy Behar and Chaz Bono.

With a screen name like yours, you better be careful what you post in here. 

Not a reference to your comment. Just your screen name.   ;)

Title: Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
Post by: Frank Gallagher on May 24, 2011, 12:34:59 pm

Masturbation month is for wankers.....

Title: Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
Post by: sweetcell on May 24, 2011, 12:41:33 pm

agreed.  "masturbation month" seems very self-serving.

Title: Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
Post by: Relaxer on May 24, 2011, 02:15:58 pm

Yeah the whole concept just seems so ejaculatory and covered in sperm.

Title: Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
Post by: nkotb on May 24, 2011, 02:17:44 pm

You talking about sweetcell?

Quote from: Relaxer on May 24, 2011, 02:15:58 pm

Yeah the whole concept just seems so ejaculatory and covered in sperm.

Title: Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
Post by: walkonby on June 13, 2011, 03:05:52 pm

phish

best weekend shows in a long while

i might have to admit liking merriweather now

steam

(http://youaretheonlyyou.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/b8a39_funny-pictures-cat-is-tired.jpg)

Title: Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
Post by: Seth Hurwitz on June 13, 2011, 04:19:40 pm

uh-oh

I thought it was June

Title: Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
Post by: sweetcell on June 13, 2011, 04:59:10 pm

sorry, big guy.  you're going to have to wait another ten and a half months before you can get your wank on.

Title: Re: May is "National Masturbation Month"
Post by: Relaxer on June 13, 2011, 05:10:19 pm

There ain't a calendar alive that can dictate when I give myself a round of applause.