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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: sonickteam2 on January 13, 2004, 11:55:00 am
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i thought this was funny.
You Know You're From Northern Virginia If...
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1. Speed limits are just suggestions
2. You take a major highway to school (95, 66,28, etc)
3. You constantly complain about there being nothing to do, even though you are right next to DC
4. You have at least 2 friends who have no idea what their parents do because its "top secret" government work
5. 50% of your senior class plans on going either to Mason, JMU, Tech or UVA
6. When people ask where you're from, you tell them DC because its easier to explain
7. You've never told someone you're from Virginia without putting "northern" in front of it
8. When you and your friends get bored you all whip out your cell phones and start playing with them
9. Its not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you.
10. A yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through.
11. A red light means 2 more can.
12. It takes you 30 minutes to drive 10 miles
13. Your local news is national news
14. If you hear the word "sniper" one more time you're going to slap someone
15. You actually know what the black boxes at stoplights are for
16. Even if your high school is only a year old, its already overcrowded
17. You have over 500 students in your graduating class
18. Despite the fact that Virginia fought for the south in the Civil War, you are NOT, under ANY circumstances, a "southerner"
19. You are friends with people from at least 2 other high schools
20. You know at least 2 people who drive a mercedes, BMW, Lexus, etc.
21. The cars in the student parking lot are woth 3x those in the teacher parking lot.
22. You are amused by visiting relatives who are actually excited to see Washington DC
23. You are amazed when you go out of town and the people at McDonalds speak english
24. You can cross 4 lanes of traffic in under 30 seconds
25. There are at least 3 malls within 20 minutes of your house
26. There are at least 6 Starbucks within 20 minutes of your house
27. You or someone in your family has a Smart Tag
28. Homework/Extra credit for a class has been to visit a museum in DC
29. When traveling, you have your choice of 3 airports
30. You don't actually like the Redskins/Wizards (except when Jordan was playing)
31. An inch of snow and you miss 3 days of school
32. All the potholes just add a little excitement to your driving experience
33. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it
34. A rich white kid driving a BMW while blasting rap music is a common occurance
35. You call things "ghetto" even though in most of the rest of the country it'd be high class
36. You or most of your friends have a 3 car garage
37. You don't actually keep your cars in it.
38. When you were driving on the beltway at 2:13am on a Tuesday there was still traffic
39. Crown Victoria = undercover cop
40. A slow driver is someone who isn't going at least 10mph over the speed limit
41. You understand the meaning of "If you don't get it, you don't get it"
42. Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as Metro, and only Metro
43. You've taken a wrong turn somewhere late at night and ended up in a bad part of DC(ex. anacostia)
44. Most of Loudoun County is the "middle of nowhere"
45. They just tore down the old farm house across the street and put 12 new houses in its place
46. The word Hfstival actually means something to you
47. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peal out the second the light turned green.
48. You've honked at someone because they didn't peal out the second the light turned green.
49. Rush hour lasts all day
50. For the cost of your house, you could own a small town in Iowa
51. Helicopters and airplanes flying above your neighborhood is a normal occurance.
52. 9:30 isnt just a time, its a place.
53. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 new names.
54. You have to dial the area code to call your neighbor
55. You live 5 minutes from at least 2 high schools, but you go to one thats 30 minutes away.
56. You know at least 3 alternate routes to avoid sitting at a stop light.
57. You can't pull up to a 7-11 without seeing at least one cop, and usually there's another cop sitting not too far away.
58. You refer to distances in minutes, not miles.
59. When you put on your turn signal to change lanes, the people next to you speed up.
60. Talking on metro in the morning is prohibited
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Here's a couple more,
you pay sales tax when you buy your new car, then again every year after.
you're a school teacher but refer to yourself as an educator.
(and for the hispanic N. Virginians)
a trip to the DMV is a family outing.
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How very true
8. When you and your friends get bored you all whip out your cell phones and start playing with them
16. Even if your high school is only a year old, its already overcrowded
58. You refer to distances in minutes, not miles.
These are only the tip of iceburg when it comes to the me first driving attitude I've seen in these parts. i.e. i actually saw someone in a left turn lane peal out and around a car that was stopped in front of them as the light was changing from yellow to red. what is bloody important in one's life then waiting for the light to go through another cycle.
47. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peal out the second the light turned green.
48. You've honked at someone because they didn't peal out the second the light turned green.
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"15. You actually know what the black boxes at stoplights are for"
i've seen list this before..but i don't recall ever seeing a black box at a stoplight..are they the stoplight cameras?
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Another one,
You'd rather spend time in a Turkish prison than you would Maryland.
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Originally posted by MaLo:
"15. You actually know what the black boxes at stoplights are for"
i've seen list this before..but i don't recall ever seeing a black box at a stoplight..are they the stoplight cameras?
yes, i never told you about my ticket by mail? these are sooo true:
6. When people ask where you're from, you tell them DC because its easier to explain
7. You've never told someone you're from Virginia without putting "northern" in front of it
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All joking aside,and hopefully it's not too off topic, lest I get told to fuck off...
But a question for both the Marylanders and NoVA people:
What do you see as the advantages/disadvantages of living in MD vs. living in VA? (leaving out DC as an option)
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
All joking aside,and hopefully it's not too off topic, lest I get told to fuck off...
But a question for both the Marylanders and NoVA people:
What do you see as the advantages/disadvantages of living in MD vs. living in VA? (leaving out DC as an option)
FUCK OFF!
(sorry, couldn't resist) :D
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Here's another one:
One out of every eight cars in Northern Virginia has a personalized license plate.
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for the people that i know that live in md, the bus system is more expansive and runs longer hours. outside of metrobuses that run thru the counties, the rideon for mo county runs much longer than the nova buses, i think called dash?
good, safe real estate seems to be cheaper too, esp in pg county (fort washington, temple hills, oxon hill, bowie, mt rainier, etc, not all of pg county mind you, nor mo. county which is way overpriced except wheaton). whereas affordable real estate (all for purchase, not renting), pushes nova far out into prince william county thesedays.
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
All joking aside,and hopefully it's not too off topic, lest I get told to fuck off...
But a question for both the Marylanders and NoVA people:
What do you see as the advantages/disadvantages of living in MD vs. living in VA? (leaving out DC as an option)
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Originally posted by lily1:
for the people that i know that live in md, the bus system is more expansive and runs longer hours. outside of metrobuses that run thru the counties, the rideon for mo county runs much longer than the nova buses, i think called dash?
good, safe real estate seems to be cheaper too, esp in pg county (fort washington, temple hills, oxon hill, bowie, mt rainier, etc, not all of pg county mind you, nor mo. county which is way overpriced except wheaton). whereas affordable real estate (all for purchase, not renting), pushes nova far out into prince william county thesedays.
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
All joking aside,and hopefully it's not too off topic, lest I get told to fuck off...
But a question for both the Marylanders and NoVA people:
What do you see as the advantages/disadvantages of living in MD vs. living in VA? (leaving out DC as an option)
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That's cause PG county is scary. It is the area around here I feel the most out of place. Like people are wondering what the hell i'm doin there. I avoid it at all costs.
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Originally posted by helicon1:
Here's another one:
One out of every eight cars in Northern Virginia has a personalized license plate.
As opposed to California, where only one out of eight cars does not have a personalized license plate.
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parts of it are...i outlined some decent areas, and also neglected to include greenbelt, esp old greenbelt and university park...
Originally posted by redsock:
That's cause PG county is scary. It is the area around here I feel the most out of place. Like people are wondering what the hell i'm doin there. I avoid it at all costs.
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Originally posted by redsock:
That's cause PG county is scary.
cause of all the "colored people"?
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What about Laurel? Are there nice parts of Laurel?
Originally posted by lily1:
parts of it are...i outlined some decent areas, and also neglected to include greenbelt, esp old greenbelt and university park...
Originally posted by redsock:
That's cause PG county is scary. It is the area around here I feel the most out of place. Like people are wondering what the hell i'm doin there. I avoid it at all costs.
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
[QB] What about Laurel? Are there nice parts of Laurel?
Laurel is basically Legoland..it's too fabricated if you know what I mean. There's one intersection near the racetrack where the diner is that's real, but the rest of it is legoland.......same as Columbia really.
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Originally posted by sonickteam2:
Originally posted by redsock:
That's cause PG county is scary.
cause of all the "colored people"? [/b]
No, that would mean DC is scary. It's just the ominous feeling I get. Like I keep hearing a Scooby-Doo villain saying "Get-Out!" I get that feeling in certain parts of Northern Virginia too. Hell I get that feeling at some Dim Sum restaurants...has nothing to do with PG county being mostly black. Just me being tall white and goofy, I stand out. normally I don't care....but PG is different. I just don't belong...
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I think I know what you mean...
"Legoland" is not such a bad thing to me...given that I'm in DC five days a week anyway, I get my share of non-Legoland.
Basically, I think we're looking for somewhere wear we can afford a single family house, have a decent size yard, have decent schools for our future kid, and be within reasonable driving distance to the Metro/MARC/VRE station. Don't mind a further out suburb (e.g Centreville, Manassas) if it means affording a nicer house with a yard.
I think we favor VA (puts us closer to the mountains), but also looking at MD possibilities. Laurel seems like a better choice than Columbia, because the commute would be shorter.
Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
[QB] What about Laurel? Are there nice parts of Laurel?
Laurel is basically Legoland..it's too fabricated if you know what I mean. There's one intersection near the racetrack where the diner is that's real, but the rest of it is legoland.......same as Columbia really. [/b]
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I used to live in Savage, MD. That wasn't bad at all. It's between Laurel and Columbia, near the intersection of Rt. 1 and 32. There's a MARC station about a mile away. Very easy access to 95. It's nicer than Laurel, not as sterile as Columbia, but you're only a few minutes from both.
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
Basically, I think we're looking for somewhere wear we can afford a single family house, have a decent size yard, have decent schools for our future kid, and be within reasonable driving distance to the Metro/MARC/VRE station. Don't mind a further out suburb (e.g Centreville, Manassas) if it means affording a nicer house with a yard.
I think we favor VA (puts us closer to the mountains), but also looking at MD possibilities. Laurel seems like a better choice than Columbia, because the commute would be shorter.
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being a nomadic pennsylvanian, i find the hate between marylanders and virginians hillarious
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Originally posted by redsock:
I stand out. normally I don't care....but PG is different. I just don't belong... [/b]
A bit like myself and America...even after 17 years!
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I used to live in Savage, MD.
I love that name - I keep waiting for a politician to say "I believe in a town called Savage"
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Originally posted by redsock:
Originally posted by sonickteam2:
Originally posted by redsock:
That's cause PG county is scary.
cause of all the "colored people"? [/b]
No, that would mean DC is scary. It's just the ominous feeling I get. Like I keep hearing a Scooby-Doo villain saying "Get-Out!" I get that feeling in certain parts of Northern Virginia too. Hell I get that feeling at some Dim Sum restaurants...has nothing to do with PG county being mostly black. Just me being tall white and goofy, I stand out. normally I don't care....but PG is different. I just don't belong... [/b]
y'all dont know what its like
being male middle class and white?
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Many of those are spot on.
1. Speed limits are just suggestions
6. When people ask where you're from, you tell them DC because its easier to explain
7. You've never told someone you're from Virginia without putting "northern" in front of it
9. Its not actually tailgating unless your bumper is touching the car in front of you.
24. You can cross 4 lanes of traffic in under 30 seconds
25. There are at least 3 malls within 20 minutes of your house
26. There are at least 6 Starbucks within 20 minutes of your house
39. Crown Victoria = undercover cop
40. A slow driver is someone who isn't going at least 10mph over the speed limit
44. Most of Loudoun County is the "middle of nowhere"
45. They just tore down the old farm house across the street and put 12 new houses in its place
53. If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 new names.
56. You know at least 3 alternate routes to avoid sitting at a stop light.
But I think the whole traffic thing is overblown. In my experience, Maryland traffic is infinitely worse.
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
But I think the whole traffic thing is overblown. In my experience, Maryland traffic is infinitely worse.
No 'effin way. Commuting 6 days a week over that damn bridge I can assure you that VA is far worse than MD for traffic....the rubber-necker phenomenom is much worse in VA too. The State Troopers are bigger arseholes also.
Not that MD is Utopia, but it's not nearly as bad as VA for traffic etc.
VA does have the lesser of two evils when it comes to politicians though...The Peoples Republic of Maryland is just out of control at this point.
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Originally posted by mankie:
Another one,
You'd rather spend time in a Turkish prison than you would Maryland.
>>>>>>Amen,brother,Amen!
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this is all so painfully true. speaking of all this traffic bullshit, it seems like the lights go out often enough, that people would know the proper behaviour when one comes to a blacked out stoplight...it drives me fucking MAD when people don't treat it like a four way stop...the people on the secondary roads end up sitting there forever...and then when I stop to let someone else turn, the people in the lane next to me go barrelling through and the people behind me honk :)
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hahahahaha there are are so many things in that list i agree with, exept #5, most the people i know are going to Nova, "the cAll_edge of champions!!!"
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Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by ggw™:
But I think the whole traffic thing is overblown. In my experience, Maryland traffic is infinitely worse.
No 'effin way. Commuting 6 days a week over that damn bridge I can assure you that VA is far worse than MD for traffic....the rubber-necker phenomenom is much worse in VA too. The State Troopers are bigger arseholes also.
Not that MD is Utopia, but it's not nearly as bad as VA for traffic etc.
VA does have the lesser of two evils when it comes to politicians though...The Peoples Republic of Maryland is just out of control at this point. [/b]
What planet are you from?
Although I will admit that U of Md just named it's student section the Red Army. But that's just a coincidence.
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Concerning Md vs Va traffic, I think one is as bad as the other. It all depends on where you are and at what time.
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I grew up in Aspen Hill, MD. right next to Wheaton. Unlike Mankie, I was pretty happy living there. Lots of green space, tons of stuff to do. Wheaton Regional Park, Brookside Gardens, recreation centers, and close to the metro. Good schools and tons of different nationalities. It was a bit less expensive when we moved there. Wheaton metro was still under construction.
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
All joking aside,and hopefully it's not too off topic, lest I get told to fuck off...
But a question for both the Marylanders and NoVA people:
What do you see as the advantages/disadvantages of living in MD vs. living in VA? (leaving out DC as an option)
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
Basically, I think we're looking for somewhere wear we can afford a
You should never wear what you can't afford! Look at Mankie and all those Tommy Hil. shirts he wears to work.
Sorry Rhett, but you never miss a chance to have a laugh with other peoples typos!
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You know, most of that list fits most of Maryland too. The big difference being is that most Marylanders don't have the money that a lot of people in NOVA have. NOVA has a lot more Upper Middle Class whereas Maryland has a lot more Lower Middle Class households or families. And NOVA has a whole lot more 'very rich' people than Maryland, with the exception of small parts of the DC beltway area.
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man driving into VA is the worst. it's like being funnelled. and where's the soul gringos? where is the soul?
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Originally posted by thirsty moore:
[QB] I grew up in Aspen Hill, MD. right next to Wheaton. Unlike Mankie, I was pretty happy living there. Lots of green space, tons of stuff to do. Wheaton Regional Park, Brookside Gardens, recreation centers, and close to the metro. Good schools and tons of different nationalities. It was a bit less expensive when we moved there. Wheaton metro was still under construction.
Huh....I like were I live thirsty, why do you think I bought a house there? My neighbourhood always has kids playing outside which is unusual for over here, and the neighbours always say hello to each other...even if it is a nod and a smile because of the diversity of nationalities, which is also very nice. Wheaton has definately got some crime and gang issues, which are spreading upwards towards us, but you could say that for any area that the houses are under $350k.
I don't think I've ever put Aspen Hill/Wheaton down, unless just in jest.
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I'm happy that you like where you live and I apologize for my misconception of you. The impression that I've gotten is that you're more than eager to move to Ireland. I read that as you disliking where you live. Clearly, I was wrong. Which is good, because other than the families deeply affected by the sniper, I don't see how anyone could not like the area.
Originally posted by mankie:
Huh....I like were I live thirsty, why do you think I bought a house there?
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
What about Laurel? Are there nice parts of Laurel?
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Hell no. They do have a racetrack, though.
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We did drive by one nice area that was adjacent to a horse farm. Think maybe we've ruled out Laurel though.
Originally posted by keithstg:
Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
What about Laurel? Are there nice parts of Laurel?
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Hell no. They do have a racetrack, though. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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as a 19 year-old from maryland, ive noticed kids from VA are generally uglier than those from md. i think alot of ppl could give two shits about VA or Northern VA. it may make a difference to you if you live in VA, but otherwise im not sure anybody cares. that lists comes off pretty arrogant and redundant too. ANYBODY HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET FOR DUKE???
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Originally posted by jakez468:
as a 19 year-old from maryland, ive noticed kids from VA are generally uglier than those from md.
Those are just the ones we export to the crappy colleges in Maryland.
If UMD beats Duke, will you all hang out in your baseball caps, burning your furniture in the middle of the street?
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by jakez468:
as a 19 year-old from maryland, ive noticed kids from VA are generally uglier than those from md.
Those are just the ones we export to the crappy colleges in Maryland.
If UMD beats Duke, will you all hang out in your baseball caps, burning your furniture in the middle of the street? [/b]
That is a good point. One has to take into account the abysmal state university system in MD. VA's, on the other hand, is top notch. I guess that may be getting ahead of things for the "Miller's", though...
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Originally posted by jakez468:
as a 19 year-old from maryland, ive noticed kids from VA are generally uglier than those from md. i think alot of ppl could give two shits about VA or Northern VA. it may make a difference to you if you live in VA, but otherwise im not sure anybody cares. that lists comes off pretty arrogant and redundant too. ANYBODY HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET FOR DUKE???
LOLOLOLOL!!!! Oh, shit. I've never noticed that. Makes me wonder what your concept of beauty is.
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Does Virginia let blacks in it's colleges?
Do they still let girls in that tinpot solder school thingie they have?
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Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition dolls for the Northern Virginia market:
McLean Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at Neiman's in Tysons II. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named Honey, and a cookie- cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.
Falls Church Barbie
This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone included, headset sold separately.
Manassas Barbie
This recently paroled former "Porn Actress" Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a methlab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.
Great Falls Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Also available for this set are shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
Woodbridge Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
Sterling Barbie
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print bikini outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the McMansion. Percocet prescription available.
Leesburg Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Fontana Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also
available with a mobile home.
North Arlington Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two North Arlington Barbie's and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.
South Arlington Barbie
This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a paint-bucket lunch pail and is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green cards are not available for South Arlington Barbie or Ken.
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition dolls for the Northern Virginia market:
McLean Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at Neiman's in Tysons II. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named Honey, and a cookie- cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.
Falls Church Barbie
This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone included, headset sold separately.
Manassas Barbie
This recently paroled former "Porn Actress" Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a methlab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.
Great Falls Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Also available for this set are shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
Woodbridge Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.
Sterling Barbie
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print bikini outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the McMansion. Percocet prescription available.
Leesburg Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Fontana Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also
available with a mobile home.
North Arlington Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two North Arlington Barbie's and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.
South Arlington Barbie
This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a paint-bucket lunch pail and is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green cards are not available for South Arlington Barbie or Ken.
Hillarious.
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Somebody hasn't been out to Leesburg in about 20 years. It would be now be the same as Sterling.
The Leesburg description should now be Front Royal.
Barbieland grows ya know!
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hey, i'm from north arlington and i most certainly do not want to be called willow! nor am i a subaru driving lesbian. too bad i know about 9 million of the McLean/Great Falls variety. Blehg
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Originally posted by i do not heart winter:
hey, i'm from north arlington and i most certainly do not want to be called willow! nor am i a subaru driving lesbian. too bad i know about 9 million of the McLean/Great Falls variety. Blehg
Oh......there's a special edition collector barbie..."Paige Barbie" it's extremely expensive and even more expensive once you own it. You have to send it off to the Bahama's every now and again so it can have a break from it's very stressful life of sitting on it's pedestal. It does come with the "Ken Walkie Doll" though that has special joints in it's knees so you can bend it down and shove it's nose right up Paige Barbies arse.
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Originally posted by mankie:
Oh......there's a special edition collector barbie..."Paige Barbie" it's extremely expensive and even more expensive once you own it. You have to send it off to the Bahama's every now and again so it can have a break from it's very stressful life of sitting on it's pedestal. It does come with the "Ken Walkie Doll" though that has special joints in it's knees so you can bend it down and shove it's nose right up Paige Barbies arse.
Aww thanks Mankie, i feel so honored that i would have a Barbie made in my namesake! :roll: :roll:
Do you want me to even get started on the "Mankie Ken Doll"? he comes equipped with all kinds of 'grooming products' and leather pants of every color imaginable.....
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Originally posted by i do not heart winter:
Originally posted by mankie:
Oh......there's a special edition collector barbie..."Paige Barbie" it's extremely expensive and even more expensive once you own it. You have to send it off to the Bahama's every now and again so it can have a break from it's very stressful life of sitting on it's pedestal. It does come with the "Ken Walkie Doll" though that has special joints in it's knees so you can bend it down and shove it's nose right up Paige Barbies arse.
Aww thanks Mankie, i feel so honored that i would have a Barbie made in my namesake! :roll: :roll:
Do you want me to even get started on the "Mankie Ken Doll"? he comes equipped with all kinds of 'grooming products' and leather pants of every color imaginable..... [/b]
As long as I get royalties you can do what the hell you want.
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You two need to get a room. Maybe invite Mank's wife along too.
Mankie in leather pants...now there's a sight I'm glad I'll never see.
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Originally posted by mankie:
As long as I get royalties you can do what the hell you want.
hmmmm..i like the sound of that. i can't wait for everyone to see "KenMank" in his new rhinestone pants with matching vest!!!
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Originally posted by Mr. Unctuous:
You two need to get a room. Maybe invite Mank's wife along too.
Delete paige - add Celeste! :p
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Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by Mr. Unctuous:
You two need to get a room. Maybe invite Mank's wife along too.
Delete paige - add Celeste! :p [/b]
ouch! oh well, not like i'd want to be in a room alone with you anyway. ughhhhhh.
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Originally posted by i do not heart winter:
Originally posted by mankie:
Originally posted by Mr. Unctuous:
You two need to get a room. Maybe invite Mank's wife along too.
Delete paige - add Celeste! :p [/b]
ouch! oh well, not like i'd want to be in a room alone with you anyway. ughhhhhh. [/b]
It wasn't going to be just the two of us, my wife was going to be there evidently!
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i sent this list to a friend...he replied with:
You forgot Ashburn Barbie
This housewife Barbie comes with a cell phone, choice of Chevy Suburban XL or Ford Excursion with standard IXOYE on right rear bumper and EXTRA LARGE American Flag on Left Rear Window ( to show how much more patriotriotic this promise keeping family is) - Large Soccer ball is optional, McDonalds Happy Meals for Dinnertime for the FUBU clad Ken Jr and abercrombie hoochie clad preteen Skipper. This cutting edge Barbie also comes dressed in Aerobics attire or Jogging outfit, and has a PDA w/ direct link to 'The Jones' purchase list so she is never too far behind. Matching Jogging suit for Gov't Contractor Ken available.