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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: James Ford on March 23, 2012, 12:57:41 pm

Title: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
Post by: James Ford on March 23, 2012, 12:57:41 pm

...when the question was answered for me.

I'm in my gym locker room and two guys are talking about the detriments of drinking. One said "I'm going to Shamrock Fest Saturday, and I have to drink at that. But I'm cutting way back after that, immediately."

Title: Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
Post by: hutch on March 23, 2012, 01:18:28 pm

only douchebags use the word "douchebag" james ford!


are you a "douchebag"?

Title: Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
Post by: slappy on March 23, 2012, 02:40:12 pm

Quote from: hutch on March 23, 2012, 01:18:28 pm

only douchebags use the word "douchebag" james ford!


are you a "douchebag"?

'Axing' yourself?
Only douchebags use that crap.
(http://images.askmen.com/fashion/grooming/axe-vice-body-spray_1.jpg)

Title: Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
Post by: James Ford on March 23, 2012, 02:43:09 pm

There's a keystroke limit on how long the title of your thread can be. What I wanted to type couldn't quite fit. So I saved a letter by misspelling that word.  ;)

Quote from: slappy on March 23, 2012, 02:40:12 pm

Quote from: hutch on March 23, 2012, 01:18:28 pm

only douchebags use the word "douchebag" james ford!


are you a "douchebag"?

'Axing' yourself?
Only douchebags use that crap.
(http://images.askmen.com/fashion/grooming/axe-vice-body-spray_1.jpg)

Title: Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
Post by: fatskippy on March 23, 2012, 02:49:00 pm

Drunken Maryland rednecks running around in their lacrosse jerseys.  Probably resembles the Preakness infield.

Title: Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
Post by: MindCage on March 23, 2012, 03:56:39 pm

Quote from: James Ford on March 23, 2012, 02:43:09 pm

There's a keystroke limit on how long the title of your thread can be. What I wanted to type couldn't quite fit. So I saved a letter by misspelling that word.  ;)

Quote from: slappy on March 23, 2012, 02:40:12 pm

Quote from: hutch on March 23, 2012, 01:18:28 pm

only douchebags use the word "douchebag" james ford!


are you a "douchebag"?

'Axing' yourself?
Only douchebags use that crap.
(http://images.askmen.com/fashion/grooming/axe-vice-body-spray_1.jpg)

So "I asked myself "what kinda of douchebag goes to Shamrock Fest on March 24?" wouldn't have worked better?

Title: Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
Post by: vansmack on March 26, 2012, 05:31:49 pm

I only use Ask body spray.

Title: Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 27, 2012, 10:33:29 am

Quote from: vansmack on March 26, 2012, 05:31:49 pm

I only use Ask body spray.

somehow . . . i bet you are hot!

Title: Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
Post by: eros on March 28, 2012, 09:45:08 am

Why did they not have it on the 17th?  You know, the actual St. Patrick's day?

I also found it funny/ironic that the weather on the 17th was beautiful and the 24th was cold/gloomy/rainy.

Title: Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
Post by: James Ford on March 28, 2012, 09:51:53 am

My guess:

Irish themed bands (Dropkick Murphys and um, Gavin Degraw) can be booked for a 3/24 gig for a fraction of the cost of a 3/17 gig.

Combine that with the theory that douchebags are happy to have a Shamrock Fest any day of the year.

And it's win/win for all.

Quote from: eros on March 28, 2012, 09:45:08 am

Why did they not have it on the 17th?  You know, the actual St. Patrick's day?

I also found it funny/ironic that the weather on the 17th was beautiful and the 24th was cold/gloomy/rainy.

Title: Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on March 28, 2012, 01:20:52 pm

incorrect.

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Title: Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
Post by: ggw on March 28, 2012, 08:00:23 pm

I was axing myself, "what kind of douchebag hangs around the gym locker room listening in on other dudes' conversations?"

Title: Re: I was axing myself "What kind of douchebag goes to a Shamrock Fest on March 24?"
Post by: James Ford on March 28, 2012, 08:36:06 pm

Very tight quarters, don't really have a choice. Especially when they talk so loud. Should i ax them to stfu?

Quote from: ggw on March 28, 2012, 08:00:23 pm

I was axing myself, "what kind of douchebag hangs around the gym locker room listening in on other dudes' conversations?"