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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: James Ford on August 24, 2012, 08:41:43 am

Title: Why won't Robert Patterson take Kristen Stewart back?
Post by: James Ford on August 24, 2012, 08:41:43 am

Come on, this guy is being a douche. Living homeless and buying used cars on craigslist. Just take the girl back already, you douchebag. She's obviously sincerely sorry, and in love with your cigarette smelling ass.

Title: Re: Why won't Robert Patterson take Kristen Stewart back?
Post by: ggw on August 24, 2012, 08:44:27 am

Because she's a whore?

Title: Re: Why won't Robert Patterson take Kristen Stewart back?
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on August 24, 2012, 09:12:01 am

According to my morning commute, and the news break on my fucking sports radio show, he bought her a ring.... So, maybe they are.

Title: Re: Why won't Robert Patterson take Kristen Stewart back?
Post by: Relaxer on August 24, 2012, 10:29:29 am

If your wife had repeated sex with this guy

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNzc4NDgyMDMyM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODE0Mjc4Nw@@._V1._SY314_CR19,0,214,314_.jpg)

would you forgive and take her back?

Title: Re: Why won't Robert Patterson take Kristen Stewart back?
Post by: Relaxer on August 24, 2012, 10:29:38 am

Asking for a friend

Title: Re: Why won't Robert Patterson take Kristen Stewart back?
Post by: Thousand Made-Up Loves on August 24, 2012, 11:14:08 am

Who the fuck are we talking about?

Title: Re: Why won't Robert Patterson take Kristen Stewart back?
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on August 24, 2012, 12:19:21 pm

Quote from: Relaxer on August 24, 2012, 10:29:38 am

Asking for a friend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbH3bAvTYjg

Title: Re: Why won't Robert Patterson take Kristen Stewart back?
Post by: Frank Gallagher on August 24, 2012, 01:19:11 pm

I have no clue what this thread is about...but then again I don't watch ET or TMZ so that could explain it.

(I assume this is about celebs?)

Title: Re: Why won't Robert Patterson take Kristen Stewart back?
Post by: James Ford on August 24, 2012, 01:46:48 pm

Maybe Kristen Stewart could hook up with Lance Armstrong.

By who she did it with, it's apparent that she likes ugly middle aged guys, and they're both cheaters.

Title: Re: Why won't Robert Patterson take Kristen Stewart back?
Post by: vansmack on August 24, 2012, 02:33:05 pm

Because she's not hot.

Title: Re: Why won't Robert Patterson take Kristen Stewart back?
Post by: Frank Gallagher on August 24, 2012, 04:01:20 pm

Or he found himself a better shag.