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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Frank Gallagher on June 27, 2008, 02:47:00 pm
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i love the fail blog
<img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fb72.jpg?w=500&h=376" alt=" - " />
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my favorite
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<img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/failredo-49.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
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<img src="http://images.cafepress.com/product/152232565v7_240x240_Front.jpg" alt=" - " />
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i'm currently doing some systems testing, and i was given a big ol'spreadsheet to log my testing results. getting to mark a test script as "FAIL" gives me huge amounts of joy... makes me down-right giddy.
"Web page will auto-query the database for changes every 5 minutes or less" - FAIL!!!
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http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/salesguy.html (http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/salesguy.html)
(funny for tech people only probably)
(potential nsfw near end of video due to icons on desktop arranged into a drawing of the male member)
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Originally posted by pdx pollard:
http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/salesguy.html (http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/salesguy.html)
(funny for tech people only probably)
Thoroughly enjoyed that.
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<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/Uberwhatever/mohoes.gif" alt=" - " />
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tomorrow is free slurpee day at 7-11 .. you know .. since its 7/11
just sayin'
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i thought it was thursday.
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Originally posted by walkonby:
i thought it was thursday.
thursday is the new friday.
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does nbc still have that precious "thurs. night" line up they lived on for so long?
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A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road, and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."
What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!", Ashley said.
"Very good," the teacher replied.
Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers, too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'.
"That was a fine story, Sarah", said the teacher. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Shirley. Aunt Shirley was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens", said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Stay the f--- away from Aunt Shirley when she's been drinking."
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<img src="http://religion-cults.com/Eastern/Buddhism/jesus-resurrection-7g.jpg" alt=" - " />
major fail!
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<img src="http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-graphs-wino.gif" alt=" - " />
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<img src="http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/POLITICS/07/14/obama.cover/art.cover.newyorker.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Originally posted by walkonby:
<img src="http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/POLITICS/07/14/obama.cover/art.cover.newyorker.jpg" alt=" - " />
I saw that this morning...classic, just classic.
I was going to post it but didn't want to upset the O'baaaa'ma sheeple.
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I was going to post that but decided against it because I didn't know which Walkonby would see it...the pissy-fit throwing fag, or the cool and funny guy who happens to be gay.
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Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
I was going to post that but decided against it because I didn't know which Walkonby would see it...the pissy-fit throwing fag, or the cool and funny guy who happens to be gay.
the medication is helping.
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stay away from raves!! :eek:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/07/15/laser.russia.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/07/15/laser.russia.ap/index.html)
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Originally posted by walkonby:
<img src="http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/POLITICS/07/14/obama.cover/art.cover.newyorker.jpg" alt=" - " />
that cover got some crickets. guess satiring the absurd doesnt work when people believe it
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Naw, the Obama one is much better..
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1) "mccain is old" jokes are getting as old as... well... mccain. so he's not a spring chicken. get over it. few presidents have been.
2) i don't "get" the new yorker's obama cover... his name is obama, so he must be a terrorist? really? dunno, doesn't seem clever, or insightful, or anything really. but that's just me.
3) or maybe it's not just me - IHT: obama is a hard target for comedians (http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/07/15/america/humor.php)
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I dont get the Obama one either. Maybe its too small. whos the other person? his wife?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfZqMkdpYi0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfZqMkdpYi0)
OBAMA!!!
cursing in this.
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i took the mccain cover as pointing out how ridiculous both are
i am just tired of everybody feigning outrage
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Originally posted by pdx pollard:
i am just tired of everybody feigning outrage
that and people not getting it are the funny parts
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maybe someone should draw up a cartoon of mccain lynching blacks... 'cause he's white and from the south - that would be funny, too, right?
and i seriously don't get what's funny about the obama cover. if someone could help me out with this one, i'd appreciate it. seriously, as far as i can tell the only thing it's got going for it is shock value, the "oh no they didn't!" factor. is that it?
EDIT: some generous soul has just clued me in about fox labeling the obamas' infamous fist-bump as a "terrorist fist jab". cover makes much more sense now. fox has since apologized (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InahUzwRSH8).
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its supposed to be funny because its absurd. as in, its crazy that obama is a muslim, its silly to suggest his wife is a black panther, and just because he doesnt wear a pin 100% of the the time, that must mean he burns the flag
now it fails because people actually believe those things, but the reactions on both sides are funny to me at least so i suppose that is somewhat of a success
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one day, maybe we will discover a new drug derived only from baby humans, and then scientists will be allowed to steal, torture, slaughter, black market trade, dissect, harm, maim, take pictures of them like this and people will turn a blind eye to it. please jesus make it so. baby humans need cages too.
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Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
its supposed to be funny because its absurd. as in, its crazy that obama is a muslim, its silly to suggest his wife is a black panther, and just because he doesnt wear a pin 100% of the the time, that must mean he burns the flag
now it fails because people actually believe those things, but the reactions on both sides are funny to me at least so i suppose that is somewhat of a success
a guy i work with says he wont vote for Obama cause he refuses to say the Pledge of Allegiance.
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I remember when this thread used to be funny...
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Originally posted by vansmack:
I remember when this thread used to be funny...
What??? It's just starting to get funny...
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Originally posted by vansmack:
I remember when this thread used to be funny...
<img src="http://www.evilkumquat.com/images/michael_jackson_joker.jpg" alt=" - " />
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<img src="http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/andy-dick__oPt.jpg" alt=" - " />
what in the hell happened to him???!!!
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Seems he's a spitter, not a swallower.
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<img src="http://yourscene.latimes.com/PHOTOS/LATM/1UserPhotos/294112E.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Ha! I can tell you exactly where that is! (http://maps.google.com/maps?q=faith+street,+san+francisco&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=title)
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Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
its supposed to be funny because its absurd. as in, its crazy that obama is a muslim, its silly to suggest his wife is a black panther, and just because he doesnt wear a pin 100% of the the time, that must mean he burns the flag
now it fails because people actually believe those things, but the reactions on both sides are funny to me at least so i suppose that is somewhat of a success
The Daily Show did an awesome job over the reaction to the this cartoon. Starting with the "outrage" over the cover ending with a montage of clips where most of the content for the cover came from. I really hope Sean Hannity head explodes when Obama gets elected.
http://blog.indecision2008.com/2008/07/16/jon-stewart-weighs-in-on-the-provocative-cover-from-a-smarty-pants-magazine/ (http://blog.indecision2008.com/2008/07/16/jon-stewart-weighs-in-on-the-provocative-cover-from-a-smarty-pants-magazine/)
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i finally checked out http://totallylookslike.com (http://totallylookslike.com) - best examples of its awesomeness:
<img src="http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/donatella-versace.jpg" alt=" - " />
<img src="http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/john-kerry.jpg" alt=" - " />
<img src="http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/bob-dylan1.jpg" alt=" - " />
<img src="http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/flava-flav.jpg" alt=" - " />
<img src="http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/3robert-smith.jpg" alt=" - " />
<img src="http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/9george-bush.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
i finally checked out http://totallylookslike.com (http://totallylookslike.com) - best examples of its awesomeness:
<img src="http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/donatella-versace.jpg" alt=" - " />
<img src="http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/john-kerry.jpg" alt=" - " />
<img src="http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/bob-dylan1.jpg" alt=" - " />
<img src="http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/flava-flav.jpg" alt=" - " />
<img src="http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/3robert-smith.jpg" alt=" - " />
<img src="http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/9george-bush.jpg" alt=" - " />
may i present to you, post of the day. thank you.
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<img src="http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/WeekInPhotos/20080718/amywinehouse.jpg" alt=" - " />
fourteen minutes, thirty seconds . . . .
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hey eddie, i hear your "fans" are selling your solo tour tickets for as much as $2000.00 . . . want to go surfing?
<img src="http://www.divester.com/media/2006/05/shark_surfer.jpg" alt=" - " />
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<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/JessicaTowery/RubyOswaldgetdown.jpg" alt=" - " />
I know it's not Friday but I've been chuckling about this for awhile.
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I saw Dave Navarro turn down Chrissie Hyndes. This video doesn't capture the entire desperate attempt but it's still entertaining.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQhqDGmv6I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQhqDGmv6I)
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Too bad we don't have a sticky-ed thread for random shit. So I'll just post this here.
Probably the most interesting thing I've read in three days. The Montreal Screwjob (no, not Arcade Fire porn) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montreal_Screwjob)
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they both like guys??!!!
nairb
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Originally posted by walkonby:
<img src="http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/080722rrq_johnmayer_001-2100px__oPt.jpg" alt=" - " />
they both like guys??!!!
nairb
Who IS that?
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i think it is pete w. and john mayer in a "bromance."
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<img src="http://i35.tinypic.com/snm9hj.jpg" alt=" - " />
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the above image was photoshop'ed, fyi. look at her left arm. the veins, the cheekbones... all fake.
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
the above image was photoshop'ed, fyi. look at her left arm. the veins, the cheekbones... all fake.
still funny.
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<img src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-gift-fail.jpg" alt=" - " />
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nsfw - cursing . . . but sure is fun, fun, funny.
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid271557392/bctid1701226987 (http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid271557392/bctid1701226987)
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Originally posted by Relaxer:
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/JessicaTowery/2rmqtfo.gif" alt=" - " />
Air Force One?
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Air Farce One!
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that looks like a flying dick to me.
Originally posted by Relaxer:
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/JessicaTowery/2rmqtfo.gif" alt=" - " />
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No...it's just one of Walkons dreams !!!
;)
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Actually, it's one of my dreams. How great would it be if you were on an airplane or at a movie or had good positioning at a show, and you had to take a squirt?
"Oh, I must urinate."
[detaches junk, launches it into air like dove, junk flies to bathroom (or arch-nemesis' drink), empties, returns]
"Much better."
Hell, you could even cheat on your spouse while seemingly still sitting on the couch watching Gilmour Girls with her or some shit.
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Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
No...it's just one of Walkons dreams !!!
;)
those blades might hurt.
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<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/JessicaTowery/2rmqtfo.gif" alt=" - " /> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/JessicaTowery/2rmqtfo.gif" alt=" - " /> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/JessicaTowery/2rmqtfo.gif" alt=" - " /> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/JessicaTowery/2rmqtfo.gif" alt=" - " /> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/JessicaTowery/2rmqtfo.gif" alt=" - " /> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/JessicaTowery/2rmqtfo.gif" alt=" - " /> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/JessicaTowery/2rmqtfo.gif" alt=" - " /> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v654/JessicaTowery/2rmqtfo.gif" alt=" - " />
ARMY OF DARKNESS
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jimmy kimmel's bromance with adam sandler was the real reason behind the breakup of him and sarah silverman. now that's funny!
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Originally posted by walkonby:
Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
No...it's just one of Walkons dreams !!!
;)
those blades might hurt. [/b]
...and that's a bad thing??
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Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
Originally posted by walkonby:
Originally posted by Ever Circling Skeletal Family:
No...it's just one of Walkons dreams !!!
;)
those blades might hurt. [/b]
...and that's a bad thing?? [/b]
well if you are a cenobite and like your pain with your pleasure, then i guess it's ok . . .
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got this from another forum. pure brilliance!!
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<img src="http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2008/08/beckham.jpg" alt=" - " />
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thank you relaxer. that was indeed funny!
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A spice girl should understand!
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<img src="http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tammyvspam__oPt.jpg" alt=" - " />
separated at birth? pam a. vs. tammy f.
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<img src="http://www.vulomedia.com/images/19295douchechart_copy.jpg" alt=" - " />
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<img src="http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/political-pictures-soldiers-whos-whistling-sunglasses-at-night.jpg" alt=" - " />
<img src="http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/political-pictures-barack-obama-john-mccain-pinky-and-the-brain-genius-insane-copy.jpg" alt=" - " />
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too frikken funny: president bush flashes the shocker!!! (http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/11/images/20081112_d-0077-5-515h.html)
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It's also the "pitchfork," which is used at Arizona State University where the mascot, Sparky the Sun Devil carries his pitchfork.
But it's a lot funnier thinking of it as the shocker.