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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on January 15, 2014, 01:18:44 pm
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So, I take very seriously all the feedback I get about my forum career and I certainly appreciate the litany of Private Messages you all send me telling me I'm "saving our community," and so forth. But occasionally, people point out ways I can improve everyone's forum experience even moreso. One thing people have pointed out is I seem to lack some sort of catch-phrase or stereotypic idiosyncrasy that people can look forward to me saying semi-regularly and that I could say on the iphone if they were to meet me. Vansmack has his pink taco, walkie has his cat photos, and Rhett can always call someone a porky midget or give a thorough review of an event he did not attend. But I have nothing to fall back on.
I've been kicking this around for a while and I really can't come up with one that seems perfect. I sort of like the line from Oliver Stone's JFK where Costner goes "we are through the looking glass here, people!" and I could see saying that in response to others' clear stupidity. I can always fall back on "Happy Day, bitch!," but I think sweets technically was the first person to say it.I've also been kicking around "the Ladies at the yacht club shall hear of this!" Does anyone have a suggestion? I'm a big believer in the power of crowdsourcing.
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couldn't you just end every post with "... but then again, i'm better than you." and leave it at that?
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burberryed
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couldn't you just end every post with "... but then again, i'm better than you." and leave it at that?
It doesn't really roll off the tongue. And I would really only want to pull it out a few times a month. Going for a "special occasion" catchphrase, not a ten times a day one. I'd assume someone would start a thread chronicling all the times I use it. Do you want to be in charge of that?
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burberryed
I'd probably go with a distinct spelling like "Burberry'd!!" to make it funnier, but that's legitimately a great suggestion. Thanks for the thought you put into it.
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it screamed . . . you
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"As someone with intellectual disabilities, I find this language offensive and your decision to use it regrettable."
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"As someone with intellectual disabilities, I find this language offensive and your decision to use it regrettable."
I see what you did there! Thanks for the submission!
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"I'm rich bitch"
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"You don't know about me, but I bet you want to." ?? I could see me saying this.
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"You don't know about me, but I bet you want to." ?? I could see me saying this.
If you are so smart, why aren't you a Weblegrity?
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If you are so smart, why aren't you a Weblegrity?
Pfft, you don't know about me... but I bet you want to.
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No, that just didn't feel organic.
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"Thank the bank for the money, thank God for you!"
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"If you're looking for trouble, Mister [or Miss], you just found Parker Brothers!"
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"We are never, ever, ever getting back together."
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"Torched your ass, Bitch!" (too much?)
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How about me responding to comments with animated .gifs? That's kind of a meta-catch phrase.
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your mitt, uh huh, response . . . top notch.
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Maybe your catch phrase should be that you give a mixed metaphor response.
Elvis has left the station.
Your not the sharpest card in the deck.
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"does the pope shit in the woods?"
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Maybe your catch phrase should be that you give a mixed metaphor response.
Elvis has left the station.
Your not the sharpest card in the deck.
I would have to come up with a list in advance. Interesting idea.
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AS IF
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Look out boys, this kitten's got a whip!
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"The shit has landed in the Pope's hat!"
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Multiple pope related suggestions in here. You all really want me verbally taking on The Vicar of Christ, for some reason.
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"Palo Allllllllto!"
?? Thoughts?
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pollo hermanos ?
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"WTF man, board responsibly!"
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meta-douche
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...pretty fair kerfuffle ensues.
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...pretty fair kerfuffle ensues.
Makes you sound like a cast member of the Big Bang Theory.