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Title: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: hutch on November 20, 2014, 07:05:03 pm
Apparently he was biking in Central Park and nearly killed himseslf... five hours of surgery at least... U2 world tour cancelled....

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/bono-underwent-five-hours-of-facial-and-reconstructive-surgery--including-three-metal-plates-and-18-screws--after-ny-bike-accident-9870365.html

Get well soon Bono.
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: ggw on November 20, 2014, 07:09:08 pm
The Ramones - Pinhead
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: RatBastard on November 20, 2014, 07:26:32 pm
Apparently he was biking in Central Park and nearly killed himseslf... five hours of surgery at least... U2 world tour cancelled....

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/bono-underwent-five-hours-of-facial-and-reconstructive-surgery--including-three-metal-plates-and-18-screws--after-ny-bike-accident-9870365.html

Get well soon Bono.

We should be so lucky...  Bone-Ho is a low talent poser.
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: hutch on November 20, 2014, 08:10:42 pm
The Ramones - Pinhead

You must mean The Miracle of Joey Ramone?
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on November 21, 2014, 09:29:03 am
The celebrity-laced benefit concert is scheduled for Black Friday.  All proceeds from the sale of the "Bike Aid" single will be donated to bicycle safety awareness charities, with the goal of eradicating the road rash epidemic by 2025.
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: RatBastard on November 21, 2014, 09:34:31 am
The celebrity-laced benefit concert is scheduled for Black Friday.  All proceeds from the sale of the "Bike Aid" single will be donated to bicycle safety awareness charities, with the goal of eradicating the road rash epidemic by 2025.

A lot of that can be eliminated if cyclists remembered that they are subject to the same vehicle laws as all other vehicles on the roadways.
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on November 21, 2014, 10:01:45 am
Hutch . . . oh wait.
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 21, 2014, 10:14:36 am
The celebrity-laced benefit concert is scheduled for Black Friday.  All proceeds from the sale of the "Bike Aid" single will be donated to bicycle safety awareness charities, with the goal of eradicating the road rash epidemic by 2025.

A lot of that can be eliminated if cyclists remembered that they are subject to the same vehicle laws as all other vehicles on the roadways.

Hmm...those same laws that a majority of motorists also disobey

here is a great article (http://www.wired.com/2014/11/9-things-drivers-need-stop-saying-bikes-vs-cars-debate/) on this topic


but I'll post the part about how the perception that Bikers are the ones breaking the laws and the car drivers are sooo legit

Cyclists always break the law

Let?s get this one out of the way first, because it?s the one you hear most often: ?I can?t respect cyclists because they ignore stop signs? or ?Cyclists don?t seem to understand the rules of the road.? And yeah, when I?m on my bike, I sometimes bend traffic laws and see other cyclists doing the same.

The question is, how often does this happen? And how angelic are drivers? The data is a little hard to come by: Nobody, as far as I can tell, has placed a camera on the shoulders of drivers and cyclists and measured how well they follow the rules of traffic. But there is some information. One British study found that six out of ten cyclists admit to running red lights. Last year, New York magazine sent an intern out to see how cyclists handled traffic lights at three intersections. She found only 14, 22, and 36.6 percent of riders stopped at red lights, respectively.

How about cars? Well, an internet questionnaire found two-thirds of drivers admit to breaking the law at some point. The Society of Automotive Engineers concluded that US drivers use their turn signals just half the time when changing lanes, and only a quarter of the time when turning improperly, which could be responsible for as many as two million accidents annually. And that 14-to-36 percent compliance rate for bikers? It?s a little offset by the fact that New York City drivers collectively run 1.23 million red lights per day.

The truth is that we?re just not that great at not breaking the law. Cyclists neglect to follow some rules, mostly rolling though stop signs and going through red lights if there?s no cross traffic. Drivers tend to forget the following things are illegal (at least in California): Speeding, tailgating, not signaling, not stopping before a right turn, getting behind the wheel while drunk, texting or using a cell phone without the hands-free option, double parking, throwing trash (including cigarette butts) out the window, failing to stop for pedestrians in a crosswalk, making a U-turn when there?s a ?No U-turn? sign, honking your horn just because you?re angry, and yes, running red lights and rolling through stop signs.

I?m not saying two wrongs make a right. That drivers break the law doesn?t make it okay for cyclists to do so. I?m trying to point out that traffic laws are some of the least important and most commonly disregarded rules on our books. Drivers break them every day, casually, and usually without much thought. But the way some people talk about rule-breaking cyclists, you?d think our traffic laws were equivalent to the Bill of Rights, Geneva Conventions, and Magna Carta rolled up into one.

My conclusion is, chill out. Most people see cars breaking laws every day without saying ?I don?t respect drivers? or ?Drivers really need to learn the rules of the road.? Sitting on a bike seat doesn?t somehow turn you into a monster anymore than getting behind the wheel does. Cyclists don?t break the rules because they?re bad people, they do it because they?re people.
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 21, 2014, 10:17:19 am
and on the topic...which I don't know a whole lot about
I don't think Bono was breaking a law riding his bike on central park
he just apparently isn't very good a riding a bike and broke his face bad

this is probably the only thing that would have stopped that

(http://bicyclesource.us/images/library/large/bell_bellisticmatteblack_09_m.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: Yada on November 21, 2014, 10:41:17 am
no lie, I sat by this fine American on the metro last night.

(http://s9.postimg.org/axnecrbmn/20141120_193651.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on November 21, 2014, 10:49:47 am
way to go Yada...look for an Open letter from a metro rider for stealing his privacy
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: hutch on November 21, 2014, 10:54:52 am
no lie, I sat by this fine American on the metro last night.

(http://s9.postimg.org/axnecrbmn/20141120_193651.jpg)

why is this guy wearing a helmet?
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: Yada on November 21, 2014, 10:58:01 am
way to go Yada...look for an Open letter from a metro rider for stealing his her privacy
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: shemptiness on November 21, 2014, 10:58:15 am
He (She?) was in the front car?
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: Yada on November 21, 2014, 10:58:30 am
no lie, I sat by this fine American on the metro last night.

(http://s9.postimg.org/axnecrbmn/20141120_193651.jpg)

why is this guy girl wearing a helmet?

so she doesn't end up like Bono?
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: ggw on November 21, 2014, 11:02:43 am
way to go Yada...look for an Open letter from a metro rider for stealing his privacy

Privacy?  What a quaint, old-fashioned idea...
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: Yada on November 21, 2014, 11:05:06 am
He (She?) was in the front car?

no... my estimate is we were in the third car back.

By the way, before everyone gets their panties in the bunch, I generally don't take pictures of people on the train. Shim had the characteristics of a person that's an inside joke between some friends.
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: hutch on November 21, 2014, 11:14:08 am
i still don't get it..did this person have a bike? why are they wearing a helmet in the metro?
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: Yada on November 21, 2014, 11:23:34 am
i still don't get it..did this person have a bike? why are they wearing a helmet in the metro?

I do not know this information hutch, hence I took a picture because I found it odd. My guess is shim had a bike waiting for her at a metro stop.
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: hutch on November 21, 2014, 11:30:31 am
i still don't get it..did this person have a bike? why are they wearing a helmet in the metro?

I do not know this information hutch, hence I took a picture because I found it odd. My guess is shim had a bike waiting for her at a metro stop.

Let us hope so...let us hope so...for its sake...
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: RatBastard on November 21, 2014, 02:46:09 pm
The celebrity-laced benefit concert is scheduled for Black Friday.  All proceeds from the sale of the "Bike Aid" single will be donated to bicycle safety awareness charities, with the goal of eradicating the road rash epidemic by 2025.

A lot of that can be eliminated if cyclists remembered that they are subject to the same vehicle laws as all other vehicles on the roadways.

Hmm...those same laws that a majority of motorists also disobey

here is a great article (http://www.wired.com/2014/11/9-things-drivers-need-stop-saying-bikes-vs-cars-debate/) on this topic


but I'll post the part about how the perception that Bikers are the ones breaking the laws and the car drivers are sooo legit

Cyclists always break the law

Let?s get this one out of the way first, because it?s the one you hear most often: ?I can?t respect cyclists because they ignore stop signs? or ?Cyclists don?t seem to understand the rules of the road.? And yeah, when I?m on my bike, I sometimes bend traffic laws and see other cyclists doing the same.

The question is, how often does this happen? And how angelic are drivers? The data is a little hard to come by: Nobody, as far as I can tell, has placed a camera on the shoulders of drivers and cyclists and measured how well they follow the rules of traffic. But there is some information. One British study found that six out of ten cyclists admit to running red lights. Last year, New York magazine sent an intern out to see how cyclists handled traffic lights at three intersections. She found only 14, 22, and 36.6 percent of riders stopped at red lights, respectively.

How about cars? Well, an internet questionnaire found two-thirds of drivers admit to breaking the law at some point. The Society of Automotive Engineers concluded that US drivers use their turn signals just half the time when changing lanes, and only a quarter of the time when turning improperly, which could be responsible for as many as two million accidents annually. And that 14-to-36 percent compliance rate for bikers? It?s a little offset by the fact that New York City drivers collectively run 1.23 million red lights per day.

The truth is that we?re just not that great at not breaking the law. Cyclists neglect to follow some rules, mostly rolling though stop signs and going through red lights if there?s no cross traffic. Drivers tend to forget the following things are illegal (at least in California): Speeding, tailgating, not signaling, not stopping before a right turn, getting behind the wheel while drunk, texting or using a cell phone without the hands-free option, double parking, throwing trash (including cigarette butts) out the window, failing to stop for pedestrians in a crosswalk, making a U-turn when there?s a ?No U-turn? sign, honking your horn just because you?re angry, and yes, running red lights and rolling through stop signs.

I?m not saying two wrongs make a right. That drivers break the law doesn?t make it okay for cyclists to do so. I?m trying to point out that traffic laws are some of the least important and most commonly disregarded rules on our books. Drivers break them every day, casually, and usually without much thought. But the way some people talk about rule-breaking cyclists, you?d think our traffic laws were equivalent to the Bill of Rights, Geneva Conventions, and Magna Carta rolled up into one.

My conclusion is, chill out. Most people see cars breaking laws every day without saying ?I don?t respect drivers? or ?Drivers really need to learn the rules of the road.? Sitting on a bike seat doesn?t somehow turn you into a monster anymore than getting behind the wheel does. Cyclists don?t break the rules because they?re bad people, they do it because they?re people.



I didn't mention automobile drivers at all.  More than enough of them do a horrid job at piloting their weapons.  It has nothing to do with anyone respecting anyone.  Fact is though that, just as it is silly to walk through a high crime area late at night alone when you have the right to do so, it is silly for a cyclist to disobey traffic laws and put himself in danger irrespective of what other drivers are doing.  It all has to do with understanding the dangers of what you are doing and minimizing those dangers.
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 31, 2014, 01:28:00 pm
he surfaced ....still a little mangled
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/24/2441FB8A00000578-0-image-a-80_1419462814200.jpg)

this was also a funny...
Bono Dressed as a Hasidic jew during bike crash (http://www.businessinsider.com/afp-bono-dressed-as-hasidic-jew-during-bike-crash-edge-2014-12)
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on January 02, 2015, 11:30:49 am
Bono may never play guitar again, acknowledges that the world won't stop spinning.

http://wtop.com/world/2015/01/bono-i-may-never-play-guitar-again-after-crash/
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on January 02, 2015, 11:44:05 am
Bono may never strum aimlessly at a guitar every third song or so in a wildly transparent attempt to look like he plays an instrument again, acknowledges that the world won't stop spinning.

http://wtop.com/world/2015/01/bono-i-may-never-play-guitar-again-after-crash/
FTFY
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: shemptiness on January 02, 2015, 04:12:36 pm
 Harry Reid Pulls a Bono  (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2015/01/02/harry-reid-injured-in-exercise-accident/)
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on January 02, 2015, 05:40:31 pm
Did he do it dressed as a Hassidic Jew?
That would probably stand out in Nevada
Title: Re: Official Bono Bicycle Crash Thread (Note: U2 related)
Post by: vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 16, 2015, 12:49:09 pm
You Could Ride Bikes with Bono in Central Park
. (http://omaze.com/bono)

be sure to bring full face helmet ! ;D
nice to see him laughing at himself