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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 04, 2014, 10:20:01 pm

Title: How is there not a Peter Pan Live thread yet?
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 04, 2014, 10:20:01 pm
I am losing my ever-loving shit here. Allison Williams is a vision of loveliness in this campfest and Taylor Louderman is a pleasant surprise casting as Wendy.
Title: Re: How is there not a Peter Pan Live thread yet?
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 04, 2014, 10:24:14 pm
Who decided to make all the lost boys dress like the street toughs from Clockwork Orange?   :D
Title: Re: How is there not a Peter Pan Live thread yet?
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 04, 2014, 10:51:20 pm
I was willing to suspend belief that 23 year old Taylor Louderman was 12-year old Wendy, but something is blocking my ability to do so.

Oh yeah, it's her ample bosom.
Title: Re: How is there not a Peter Pan Live thread yet?
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 04, 2014, 10:55:54 pm
I'm glad they replaced all of the native American racist stereotypes with some bizarre Polynesian luau ones instead.
Title: Re: How is there not a Peter Pan Live thread yet?
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 04, 2014, 11:11:54 pm
I never realized this musical had such latently rape-y undertones as a kid.
Title: Re: How is there not a Peter Pan Live thread yet?
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 04, 2014, 11:26:35 pm
They just shattered the fourth wall. Good lord.
Title: Re: How is there not a Peter Pan Live thread yet?
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 04, 2014, 11:31:27 pm
"Place the plank on the poop." They're just fucking with us now.
Title: Re: How is there not a Peter Pan Live thread yet?
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 04, 2014, 11:32:35 pm
There is going to be a porno in a week or so with women who look vaguely like Taylor Louderman and Allison Williams, you can just bet on it. Porn isn't my thing but I await Vansmacks careful review.
Title: Re: How is there not a Peter Pan Live thread yet?
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 04, 2014, 11:46:07 pm
Season two of Serial is about the maid's false conviction for killing the children.
Title: Re: How is there not a Peter Pan Live thread yet?
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 04, 2014, 11:55:58 pm
Nothing says "family" quite like wanting your kids and grandkids to endure the same life-threatening, rape-y trauma you endured.
Title: Re: How is there not a Peter Pan Live thread yet?
Post by: Justin Tonation on December 05, 2014, 01:12:46 am
They just shattered the fourth wall. Good lord.

The clap for Tinklebell thing? That's in the play.
Title: Re: How is there not a Peter Pan Live thread yet?
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 05, 2014, 09:41:16 am
They just shattered the fourth wall. Good lord.

The clap for Tinklebell thing? That's in the play.
It was? Its completely bizarre. (I haven't seen the Mary Martin version in 2 decades, probably.)