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Title: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: hutch on March 30, 2015, 03:38:27 pm
I just received this crazy bill to "Hutch Latino"... somewhat amusing....I didn't think anyone other than Sidehatch had my address




Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: ggw on March 30, 2015, 03:47:50 pm
Kind of obvious who the culprit is.

(Hint:  Lansing, Michigan)

Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: hutch on March 30, 2015, 03:50:34 pm
Kind of obvious who the culprit is.

(Hint:  Lansing, Michigan)



hmmmm.......
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on March 30, 2015, 03:51:23 pm
Dude, you came nowhere close to darkening out your address enough. We all have it now.
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: ggw on March 30, 2015, 03:51:35 pm
Hint #2 - Who boasts of his "investigative skills"? (http://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=23984.msg401313#msg401313)
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on March 30, 2015, 03:52:06 pm
(Hint:  Lansing, Michigan)
Kosmo?
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Yada on March 30, 2015, 03:52:39 pm
and now everyone has your address as you didn't cover that address too well, Hutch.
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on March 30, 2015, 03:53:47 pm
Hint #2 - Who boasts of his "investigative skills"? (http://forum.930.com/index.php?topic=23984.msg401313#msg401313)
This is the kind of bullshit that always gets pinned on me. I "investigated" a person-whose-name-I-do-not-know's mailing address? How does that even work?
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: ggw on March 30, 2015, 03:54:02 pm
Are you sure you didn't order these yourself after washing down a few roxies with a six-pack of Heady Topper?
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: hutch on March 30, 2015, 03:56:59 pm
well it was shocking I tell you...

they have a number for me to call to initiate a fraud investigation and then the police would get involved but I'm sure whoever did it used it from an untraceable IP address...


but its kinda funny...
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on March 30, 2015, 04:04:11 pm
ah bueno...

 ;)

hutch latino = worst hutch persona, yet.
I 'm getting ready to send a virus to his computer and take a dump on his front stoop

Sidehatch has your address, you say? Means, motive, and (metaphoric) declaration of intent.

Serial Season 2, here we come!
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: ggw on March 30, 2015, 04:05:15 pm
Is that your white Camry with the poorly matched driver's door?
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Yada on March 30, 2015, 04:06:24 pm
Is that your white Camry with the poorly matched driver's door?

lol
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on March 30, 2015, 04:08:44 pm
Dude, teach your kids some responsibility and make them get out there and bring their toys in. Your yard looks like a bomb went off. Why are all your chairs flipped upside down?

Holy hell, worst neighbor ever.
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on March 30, 2015, 04:09:52 pm
Also, Google Camera Car did not blur the Camry's license plate if you slide down the street and zoom.
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Yada on March 30, 2015, 04:11:13 pm
Dude, teach your kids some responsibility and make them get out there and bring their toys in. Your yard looks like a bomb went off. Why are all your chairs flipped upside down?

Holy hell, worst neighbor ever.

I'd be willing to bet my neighbor's back yard looks worse than Hutch's.
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on March 30, 2015, 04:26:31 pm
960 sq ft is going to be nowhere close to enough space when those kids start to grow up. Time to look for something bigger, dude.
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: hutch on March 30, 2015, 04:58:20 pm
Camry?

no..we drive a Prius ever since my accident.. maybe thats the car you see? an old acura? it got totaled

I wonder if I gave my address to RatBastard...when he was going to drop off those records..

I can't believe you guys are fucking around with my address...



Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: hutch on March 30, 2015, 05:05:06 pm
and I think they don't count the entire downstairs even though it is a finished basement

but, yeah, we're not millionaires...sorry..homes around here go for $800,000 so we're doing pretty well for ourselves renting

some of the comments are pretty perceptive though!

Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Insanity-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 30, 2015, 05:07:11 pm
if you notice that the construction started just across the street from your lovely abode
so that google street view is about 2 years old and before your wrestling match with 2 tons of steel
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: hutch on March 30, 2015, 05:11:56 pm
for the record Sidehatch tells me he gave julian my address when I was sick in the hospital cause he wanted to send me a card....

so i think we know who it was

anyways i really don't care too much about it

Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Insanity-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 30, 2015, 05:16:53 pm
what ever happened to  protecting your sources!
 :o ::)
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: hutch on March 30, 2015, 05:19:44 pm
what ever happened to  protecting your sources!
 :o ::)

huh? protecting your sources that divulge your personal information to complete strangers.. and in this case Julian???

geez dude.. I mean i'm cool with the joke- it was funny getting the piece of mail with Hutch Latino and opening it up to find a bunch of porn mag subscriptions- but Julian is the last person I want knowing my name and address! And I'm guessing you also told him my real name.

Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Yada on March 30, 2015, 05:19:51 pm
man, Julian is creepy.
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: hutch on March 30, 2015, 05:22:00 pm
yeah particularly since i don't remember getting said card... i know my memory is fuzzy around the period but I don't throw away cards and I don't see it anywhere...

so using the fact I was near death's door to get my info seems real creepy to me..
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on March 30, 2015, 05:27:16 pm
If Sidehatch -- and I don't recall this AT ALL -- gave me Hutch's address, I most certainly deleted it a longtime ago. I absolutely did not keep it

What is most insulting about these allegations is if I was to send someone some funny magazines as a prank, I would absolutely go the entire way by paying for them as a guest subscription so they got them EVERY MONTH. A one time bill isn't funny. Porn coming every month and the person being unable to cancel the subscription much to their significant other's chagrin: now that's a verified SHITLORD level prank.
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on March 30, 2015, 05:29:32 pm
man, Julian is creepy.
Man, Julian is false accused! There's far more evidence pointing to Sidehatch. I demand an immediate investigation. 
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 30, 2015, 05:45:55 pm
I'll take that black inches magazine if you don't want it.
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: ggw on March 30, 2015, 06:06:35 pm
Julian, Creepy Internet
STALKER
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Insanity-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on March 30, 2015, 06:17:35 pm
And I'm guessing you also told him my real name.
I did keep your secret identity hidden,  Master Wayne

Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: kosmo vinyl on March 30, 2015, 09:07:52 pm
(Hint:  Lansing, Michigan)
Kosmo?

I slummed in East Lansing....
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: hutch on March 31, 2015, 03:43:31 pm
a fat hairy man showed up today and stripped in front of my home singing some song which ended with the "hey ho julian says you want mo bitch?"


so gross... my kids are traumatized (they're on spring break) and the neighbours saw it all...
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: ggw on March 31, 2015, 03:46:13 pm
a fat hairy man showed up today and stripped in front of my home singing some song which ended with the "hey ho julian says you want mo bitch?"

A walkonby sighting?!?!
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on March 31, 2015, 03:53:10 pm
my kids are traumatized
To be fair, with you as their father -- allegedly -- this was an inevitability.
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: hutch on March 31, 2015, 03:55:03 pm
a fat hairy man showed up today and stripped in front of my home singing some song which ended with the "hey ho julian says you want mo bitch?"

A walkonby sighting?!?!

I would not be surprised....after the guy was done he said he was hungry and if there were any decent fast food joints... when i said Chick Fil A up the hill he lost it, gave me the bird, started yelling something and took off in a pickup truck full of gay pride cat stickers...I think Jay Retard was blasting out of the speakers
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: i am gay and i like cats on March 31, 2015, 04:34:08 pm
I am neither fat, or hairy.  thank you.  but I would let a fat hairy guy . . . fuck my brains out. 
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: hutch on March 31, 2015, 05:33:06 pm
I am neither fat, or hairy.  thank you.  but I would let a fat hairy guy . . . fuck my brains out. 

well then that guy is your man!
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: vansmack on April 01, 2015, 02:28:45 pm
So it's a good thing I didn't miss anything whilst on vacation...

This thread was a good laugh stuck on the tarmac though.
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: hutch on April 01, 2015, 03:23:04 pm
wow I just got another package I don't recall ordering...this time its something I want though

the new Jon Spencer album bundle with LP/record mat/bag

Thanks Julian!
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on April 01, 2015, 03:24:36 pm
(http://media.giphy.com/media/O0v5IyqOBDiGQ/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Insanity-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 01, 2015, 03:48:17 pm
wow I just got another package I don't recall ordering...this time its something I want though

the new Jon Spencer album bundle with LP/record mat/bag

Thanks Julian!

---now do you really think Jules would send that to you... ::)
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: hutch on April 01, 2015, 03:52:34 pm
wow I just got another package I don't recall ordering...this time its something I want though

the new Jon Spencer album bundle with LP/record mat/bag

Thanks Julian!

---now do you really think Jules would send that to you... ::)

hmmm...good point.....who could it be... oh who...wait, it, couldn't,be, you? :)

but we know Julian took credit for it!!!!!!!!!!! double-fraudster!

thanks sidehatch...very nice surprise...we're rockin' out to it right now.
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Yada on April 01, 2015, 03:52:56 pm
wow I just got another package I don't recall ordering...this time its something I want though

the new Jon Spencer album bundle with LP/record mat/bag

Thanks Julian!

---now do you really think Jules would send that to you... ::)

Sounds like a repayment for show beers!
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on April 01, 2015, 04:00:47 pm
but we know Julian took credit for it!!!!!!!!!!! double-fraudster!

Took credit, sighed exasperatedly at all this nonsense: one of the two for sure.
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: hutch on April 01, 2015, 04:02:47 pm
but we know Julian took credit for it!!!!!!!!!!! double-fraudster!

Took credit, sighed exasperatedly at all this nonsense: one of the two for sure.

well it was funny...i'm in too good a mood for this board.. i'm outta here! adios amigos!
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Insanity-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 01, 2015, 05:16:35 pm

wow I just got another package I don't recall ordering...this time its something I want though

the new Jon Spencer album bundle with LP/record mat/bag



thanks sidehatch...very nice surprise...we're rockin' out to it right now.
I thought you might like it...was a little worried that you'd go out and buy it yourself
that slipmat was pretty slick
Title: Re: Warning: Fraudster among us!
Post by: Insanity-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on April 01, 2015, 05:17:37 pm
wow I just got another package I don't recall ordering...this time its something I want though

the new Jon Spencer album bundle with LP/record mat/bag

Thanks Julian!

---now do you really think Jules would send that to you... ::)

Sounds like a repayment for show beers!
--and the VIP access to hang out at the S-K show