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Title: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 03:04:07 pm
Exactly what it says on the tin!
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 03:05:26 pm
Crashing Bore: The Hutch Story
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 03:05:47 pm
From Argentina With Love
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 03:06:30 pm
10000 Records, No Friends: One Man's Search For Meaning In Wax
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 03:07:05 pm
Diarrhea of the Mouth: A Memoir
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 03:14:33 pm
Oh, The 927 Sq Ft Houses I Have Seen!
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 03:30:09 pm
The Unbearable Triteness of Hutch
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 03:30:45 pm
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Tedium
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 03:31:46 pm
I Derive My Self-Worth From Imaginary Internet Points . . . And I Vote!: the Story of the World's Oldest Millenial
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 03:33:24 pm
95% Water, 4% Hair, 1% Hot Takes: How 150 Lbs Changed The Lives Of Everyone It Came Into Contact With (For The Worse)
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 03:34:51 pm
The Subpar Gatsby
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 03:35:18 pm
One Hundred Years Of Annoying
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 03:36:37 pm
The Portrait Of The Artist As An Obnoxious Doofus
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 03:36:53 pm
To Kill A 45
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 03:37:29 pm
The Old Man And the Messageboard Who Ignored Him
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 03:39:26 pm
Argentinian Pastoral: A Tale of Soccer, Salsa Music, and Sanctimony
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Post by: off-season “wink” santa on December 28, 2016, 03:40:02 pm
In related news, 'Hatchimals,' one of the most popular holiday toys of 2016, have reportedly failed to ?hatch? for all customers leading to thousands of complaints since Christmas.
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Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 03:42:30 pm
In related news, 'Hatchimals,' one of the most popular holiday toys of 2016, have reportedly failed to ?hatch? for all customers leading to thousands of complaints since Christmas.
If I ever write a book about Hutch, this is the exact overarcing metaphor I would use to explain him. Except the gift wouldn't have been popular. It would be one of those gifts no kids want whatsoever and only poor families turn up buying.

Excellent find, sir.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: hutch on December 28, 2016, 05:18:43 pm
Argentinian Pastoral: A Tale of Soccer, Salsa Music, and Sanctimony

OK i get the need to be alliterative but salsa? Really?

I expected more


Actually many of the others are very good..too bad I have no interest in or reason to write an autobiography....the world will have to wait!
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: hutch on December 28, 2016, 05:24:31 pm
Don't you have to actually have accomplished something to write an autobiography? Otherwise who would want to read it?


When my dad was in Japan he wrote a book on a typewriter.. He then  self-printed 5 copies with black hardback binding... I do not think anybody ever read it.. its about Japan... A few years ago I got a copy but I have not read it either... He wrote it for work but I'm pretty sure they did not read it either..

Maybe that is why I don't want to write a book...
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: off-season “wink” santa on December 28, 2016, 05:30:47 pm
But your encyclopedic knowledge and passion for musical formats of a bygone era would fill volumes, and take money out of hipsters bank accounts and put it into yours!
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Post by: hutch on December 28, 2016, 05:35:55 pm
But your encyclopedic knowledge and passion for musical formats of a bygone era would fill volumes, and take money out of hipsters bank accounts and put it into yours!
;D
well..but that wouldn't be autobiography..


I could see doing one of those 1001 records you must hear before you die....
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: off-season “wink” santa on December 28, 2016, 05:41:50 pm
I could see doing one of those 1001 records you must hear before you die....

Make it so.
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Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 28, 2016, 05:46:55 pm
I could see doing one of those 1001 records you must hear before you die....

So you're saying. . .

10000 Records, No Friends: One Man's Search For Meaning In Wax
. . . is the leader so far?
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: hutch on December 28, 2016, 05:51:13 pm
I could see doing one of those 1001 records you must hear before you die....

So you're saying. . .

10000 Records, No Friends: One Man's Search For Meaning In Wax
. . . is the leader so far?

yeah pretty much... to be brutally honest, and I hate to admit it, I've been holding back a little on the forum due to my 1001 Records You Must Hear Before You Die concept
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: off-season “wink” santa on December 28, 2016, 05:59:50 pm
I'll waive my residuals in exchange for a mention in the "Special thanks to..." section.
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Post by: BarelyHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 28, 2016, 06:57:30 pm
10000 Records, No Friends: One Man's Search For Meaning In Wax
he's got one friend...but that one takes free tickets and keep books
but this has been some forum gold so far
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: off-season “wink” santa on December 29, 2016, 04:57:24 pm
The plot thickens...

Parents claim Hatchimals swear in their sleep
http://money.cnn.com/2016/12/29/technology/hatchimals-swear-words-in-sleep/index.html
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: BarelyHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 09, 2022, 09:19:17 pm
"Mr. Argentina"
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Starsky on February 09, 2022, 09:30:54 pm
I am embarrassed to say I have made zero progress.

This was a funny thread I had forgotten about entirely
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: BarelyHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on February 09, 2022, 10:46:27 pm
"Mr. Argentina"
This was in the press today and I was like “Sanford is not Mr. Argentina, Hutch is!”
then came across this laugh out loud thread


Been thinking you should resurrect that thread, don’t think you got past 10 or so
I could see doing one of those 1001 records you must hear before you die....

Make it so.
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Starsky on February 10, 2022, 12:20:07 am
Yeah…nobody cares
Title: Re: TAN: ITT, we brainstorm potential titles for Hutch's hypothetical autobiography.
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on February 10, 2022, 10:18:52 am
I have no recollection of making this thread but its a fascinating snapshot into the workshopping process of one of the great comedy minds of our time.