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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Space Freely on September 21, 2018, 12:24:25 pm

Title: Ha Ha Clinton Dix pix!
Post by: Space Freely on September 21, 2018, 12:24:25 pm
(http://a4.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2016%2F0927%2Fr132423_1296x729_16%2D9.jpg)

(https://www.zevia.com/sites/default/files/2017-02/HaHaClinton-Dix_ambassador.png)

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Title: Re: Ha Ha Clinton Dix pix!
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 21, 2018, 12:29:33 pm
There's a Jake Butt, All-American tight end joke to be made here. . .
Title: Re: Ha Ha Clinton Dix pix!
Post by: ggw on September 21, 2018, 12:54:05 pm
I imagine the catalyst for this thread was Space's recent discovery of the existence of a football player with the comical name of "Ha Ha Clinton Dix". It was likely his spunky 11-year old who tipped him off to this fact. Perhaps just this morning in the family breakfast nook.
Title: Re: Ha Ha Clinton Dix pix!
Post by: BarelyHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on September 21, 2018, 01:36:56 pm
man....slo news day when this is the MVP tread
Title: Re: Ha Ha Clinton Dix pix!
Post by: sweetcell on September 21, 2018, 01:52:15 pm
oh wait, i get it!!!!  clinton-dix... clinton-dix pix... dick pics!!! 

is that the reason this thread was so disappointing - no actual dick pics?  no, that's not it...
Title: Re: Ha Ha Clinton Dix pix!
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 21, 2018, 01:52:35 pm
I imagine the catalyst for this thread was Space's recent discovery of the existence of a football player with the comical name of "Ha Ha Clinton Dix". It was likely his spunky 11-year old who tipped him off to this fact. Perhaps just this morning in the family breakfast nook.
Space's wife and preteen have a longstanding ignorance of all things sports related and I will not stand by and let you assault their character with these vile allegations of them being cognizant of the most popular televised form of entertainment in this country.
Title: Re: Ha Ha Clinton Dix pix!
Post by: Space Freely on September 21, 2018, 01:54:01 pm
I imagine the catalyst for this thread was Space's recent discovery of the existence of a football player with the comical name of "Ha Ha Clinton Dix". It was likely his spunky 11-year old who tipped him off to this fact. Perhaps just this morning in the family breakfast nook.

Sorry, my 11 year old is more into watching gay men giving makeup tips on Youtube than she is watching the NFL. Two different kinds of packers.

But you're right, I did just discover this guy's name, as well as Jake Butt's, this morning.
Title: Re: Ha Ha Clinton Dix pix!
Post by: Yada on September 21, 2018, 01:54:45 pm
oh wait, i get it!!!!  clinton-dix... clinton-dix pix... dick pics!!! 

is that the reason this thread was so disappointing - no actual dick pics?  no, that's not it...

They must still be loading for you.
Title: Re: Ha Ha Clinton Dix pix!
Post by: Space Freely on September 21, 2018, 01:55:18 pm
oh wait, i get it!!!!  clinton-dix... clinton-dix pix... dick pics!!! 

is that the reason this thread was so disappointing - no actual dick pics?  no, that's not it...

I sent this same joke to my wife in email form and that *was* the reason she was disappointed.
Title: Re: Ha Ha Clinton Dix pix!
Post by: Space Freely on September 21, 2018, 01:55:48 pm
oh wait, i get it!!!!  clinton-dix... clinton-dix pix... dick pics!!! 

is that the reason this thread was so disappointing - no actual dick pics?  no, that's not it...

They must still be loading for you.

We have a winner for POTW.
Title: Re: Ha Ha Clinton Dix pix!
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on September 21, 2018, 02:18:49 pm
oh wait, i get it!!!!  clinton-dix... clinton-dix pix... dick pics!!! 

is that the reason this thread was so disappointing - no actual dick pics?  no, that's not it...

They must still be loading for you.

We have a winner for POTW.
Yeah, that was pretty good.
Title: Re: Ha Ha Clinton Dix pix!
Post by: sweetcell on September 21, 2018, 04:39:15 pm
oh wait, i get it!!!!  clinton-dix... clinton-dix pix... dick pics!!! 

is that the reason this thread was so disappointing - no actual dick pics?  no, that's not it...

I sent this same joke to my wife in email form and that *was* the reason she was disappointed.


protip: when referring to your wife, never mix "dick" and "disappointed" in the same sentence.  not a good look.
Title: Re: Ha Ha Clinton Dix pix!
Post by: sweetcell on September 21, 2018, 04:39:24 pm
oh wait, i get it!!!!  clinton-dix... clinton-dix pix... dick pics!!! 

is that the reason this thread was so disappointing - no actual dick pics?  no, that's not it...

They must still be loading for you.

We have a winner for POTW.
Yeah, that was pretty good.

agreed!