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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: hutch on December 10, 2020, 12:43:53 am

Title: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
Post by: hutch on December 10, 2020, 12:43:53 am
This Board seeks one advice columnist to start job immediately and provide advice on a myriad of issues of interest to forum members. These could include - but are not limited to- relationship issues, family issues, technical support, financial advice, health issues, beer, drugs, music, sex, biking, racism, transgender lingo, politics etc.

Boardies will post questions publicly on this thread for Dr. -name to be determined- to also respond to publicly here.

If interested apply here with your qualifications and a decision will be made by the end of next week.

Position is strictly pro Bono but sky is the limit and growth opportunities abound.
Title: Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 10, 2020, 01:19:53 am
Guys, I’m not doing Julian’s America 3: The One with Sofia Coppola.*

* - I may do Julian’s America 3: The One with Sofia Coppola.
Title: Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
Post by: Space Freely on December 10, 2020, 08:37:27 am
I haven't liked any of their albums since Achtung Baby, so at this point I'm not pro-Bono and am ok if the person hired is not as well.
Title: Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
Post by: Space Freely on December 10, 2020, 08:50:59 am
Maybe this guy would do it.

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Title: Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
Post by: Insanity-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 10, 2020, 09:08:01 am
Position is strictly pro Bono
Ya lost me here, now if you said it was Pro-Yoko Ono or Pro-Sonny Bono well, then ya might have had me
but I can't support Paul David Hewson and his tireless attempt to rule the world
Title: Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
Post by: StoneTheCrow on December 10, 2020, 06:20:15 pm
Being pro yolo probably eliminates me from consideration here. Plenty of life experience to share but I wouldn’t take my advice if I weren’t me.
Title: Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
Post by: Insanity-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 11, 2020, 09:22:33 am
How about we flip the script on this and have a Bad Advice columnist?

wait, we already have that ;)
Title: Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 11, 2020, 10:38:10 am
How about we flip the script on this and have a Bad Advice columnist?

wait, we already have that ;)
Guys, I’m not doing Julian’s America 3: The One with Sofia Coppola.
Title: Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
Post by: Insanity-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 15, 2020, 10:20:52 am
First entry

I recommend moving to Italy.
Title: Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
Post by: hutch on December 15, 2020, 11:28:20 am
Yehh... I dunno..I don’t want to pull a Dick Cheney here..
Title: Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
Post by: Insanity-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 15, 2020, 01:21:19 pm
shooting a friend at close range in the face kinda Cheney thing?
Title: Re: Wanted: Forum advice columnist
Post by: hutch on December 15, 2020, 01:35:05 pm
No...leading the find a Vice President committee for W and then appointing himself best man for job of VP