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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Cock Van Der Palm on October 24, 2021, 06:43:53 pm
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Look, this thread was inevitable so I thought I'd just get it started here and now.
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Hey now!
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GGW was the best Jeff on the forum ever, even if he was a dick to me, wore ugly boat shoes, and supported Guiliani for President.
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2 of those 3 things listed precludes GGW from the top Jeff position in my opinion.
GGW was the best Jeff on the forum ever, even if he was a dick to me, wore ugly boat shoes, and supported Guiliani for President.
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Like Warren Jeffs and his clan? I’m not feeling so appreciative, guys.
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Jeff Dahmer.
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Golfing Jeff:
Jeff Winther and his wife got help from their 6-year-old daughter after they accidentally got locked in their hotel room bathroom hours before Winther won his first European Tour title.
https://www.si.com/golf/news/jeff-winther-escaped-a-locked-bathroom-and-then-won-the-mallorca-open
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My favorite Jeff is my brother Jeff.
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I'm only thinking about sexy posing, Jeff Goldblum.
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(https://c.tenor.com/Vxry2RHE4GIAAAAC/toys-r-us-geoffrey-the-giraffe.gif)
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Wait, are we letting Geoff's up into this bitch? Nah, we gotta at least vote on that first.
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"Geoffs" are abominations and should be exiled from this thread.
Wait, are we letting Geoff's up into this bitch? Nah, we gotta at least vote on that first.
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preferred drink?
(https://www.totalwine.com/dynamic/x490,6pk/media/sys_master/twmmedia/h04/h20/9783993532446.png)
music related no less
although this label is pretty cool
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0067/6030/0609/products/j-wakefield-el-jefe-4pack-cans.jpg?v=1590807262)
apparently this is a popular beer name
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"Geoffs" are abominations and should be exiled from this thread.
Wait, are we letting Geoff's up into this bitch? Nah, we gotta at least vote on that first.
Geoffrey the Giraffe is an anarchist who just wants to play with toys and doesn't give a shit about your rules.
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"Geoffs" are abominations and should be exiled from this thread.
Wait, are we letting Geoff's up into this bitch? Nah, we gotta at least vote on that first.
Whats the over/under on Jefferson? Asking for a friend...
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"Geoffs" are abominations and should be exiled from this thread.
Wait, are we letting Geoff's up into this bitch? Nah, we gotta at least vote on that first.
Geoffrey the Giraffe is an anarchist who just wants to play with toys and doesn't give a shit about your rules.
Fuck that giraffe. Dave Brandon adjacent motherfucker.
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is this their favorite album?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Jeff_2003.jpg)
Favorite band?
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5aeWicwy7fA/maxresdefault.jpg)
Favorite TV show
(https://d2e111jq13me73.cloudfront.net/sites/default/files/styles/share_link_image_large/public/product-images/csm-tv/7757-orig.jpg?itok=dxJjbSbR)
favorite DJ?
(https://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/GettyImages-74260602-1024x678.jpg)
Lots of contenders for favorite musical artist
Jeff Beck
Jeff Buckley
Jeff Fatt - The Wiggles
Jeff Hanneman (1964–2013), American guitarist, founding member of the thrash metal band Slayer
Jeff Lynne
Jeff Tweedy
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Fuck that giraffe. Dave Brandon adjacent motherfucker.
this is great: USA Today described Brandon's tenure as the University of Michigan's athletic director as "peculiar and unsuccessful."
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Best Jeff Lyric...
"Mister Richard Smoker, you're a velvet coker
Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten"
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Best Jeff Lyric...
"Mister Richard Smoker, you're a velvet coker
Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten"
I'll raise you a Philomath!
If you're needing inspiration
Philomath is where I go
Lawyer Jeff he knows the low down
He's mighty bad to visit home
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Fuck that giraffe. Dave Brandon adjacent motherfucker.
this is great: USA Today described Brandon's tenure as the University of Michigan's athletic director as "peculiar and unsuccessful."
That's is putting it lightly. It is not often there is a student uprising and marches on campus against an Athletic Director, but Dave Brandon made it a reality.
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Lots of contenders for favorite musical artist
Jeff Beck
Jeff Buckley
Jeff Fatt - The Wiggles
Jeff Hanneman (1964–2013), American guitarist, founding member of the thrash metal band Slayer
Jeff Lynne
Jeff Tweedy
The Original Wiggles Are Reuniting For An Adults-Only Tour Of Australia (https://www.ladbible.com/news/latest-yellow-wiggle-emma-watkins-has-announced-shes-quitting-the-wiggles-20211018)
The band made the announcement on Channel 7's Sunrise this morning (October 19) off the back of Emma Watkins revealed she was leaving the band to pursue other interests.
Greg Page said they won't be switching up the lyrics for the adult audience and will stay true to their iconic tracks like 'Big Red Car' and 'Hot Potato'.
They joked the performances might wrap up a little earlier than traditional over-18s events because the OG band members are a little older now.
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' and 'Hot Potato'.
and the potato thread is over there...do you need some help with this?
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One of my favorite Jeffs-
https://www.amazon.com/Akbar-Jeffs-Guide-Life-Groening/dp/000718025X
in particular- Akbar and Jeff's Compact Disk Hut
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Since the Wiggles have been mentioned time for my Wiggles story.
Went to see Tommy Keene at Iota many many moons ago and after the show there was a rather tall gent that some were chatting with after the show. Turns out he was one of the Wiggles and one the things he liked to do was go out and see shows at night, since Wiggles shows were in the daytime. Clearly there were parents out to see Tommy who was well aware of who this person was and eager to chat with him.
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Favorite President?
William Jefferson Clinton
Thomas Jefferson
Jefferson Davis*
*ok this is iffy on a lot of levels, but has Jeff in his first name
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interesting
https://www.ranker.com/list/famous-people-named-jeff/celebrity-lists
who the hell is #1
nice to see Jeff Buckley get #20 ahead of Tweedy (#26)
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Hmmph. Jeff Beck is really a Geoffrey.
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Hmmph. Jeff Beck is really a Geoffrey.
ok, so that means we hate him?
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I'd have to say Jeffrey Dahmer>Geoffrey Beck.
At least Geoff Beck realized that only "Jeff" Beck would be accepted by mankind.
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I'm so glad, I am not the only one who uses, hmmph in the written conversation. But I, usually spell it, Hmptt.
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But I, usually spell it, Hmptt.
that's more like the sound a fart makes.
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/84/fc/9984fc39395cfc81a0b3e9366b872b31.jpg)
It's Hmptt Day
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What about Jefrey with one “F”?!?
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Don't be ridiculous...no such thing.
What about Jefrey with one “F”?!?
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Don't be ridiculous...no such thing.
What about Jefrey with one “F”?!?
What about "Jefferey?"
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so where do the Jeff's stand on Joff?
. Two of the wankers in the band are named Theo and Joff, and some JMU alumni bros kept yelling "I love you Theo. I love you Joff." And I kept thinking of my dog at home, who has one of those names (not Joff, thankfully.) It seemed like Joff was a little over the top in his stage antics, particularly because the guitar work didn't seem that complex (*I'm not a guitarist, I could be wrong. I probably am wrong, I feel horrible for saying that. Joff, if you're reading this I'm totally naming my next dog after you), but it got the bros to love him more, so it's all good.
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Good dog name at best
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so where do the Jeff's stand on Joff?
Have we no standards? Have we lost all decorum? Where does this lead us? Will be be stricken with Jiffs, Juffs and Joofs? It's a slippery slope from there to Jeph, Geoph and Kjlkaeff.
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so where do the Jeff's stand on Joff?
Have we no standards? Have we lost all decorum? Where does this lead us? Will be be stricken with Jiffs, Juffs and Joofs? It's a slippery slope from there to Jeph, Geoph and Kjlkaeff.
I have one soon to be former friend that insists on calling me "Joffrey."
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When Jeffs turn bad
https://triblive.com/local/valley-news-dispatch/woman-charged-with-intent-to-sell-heroin-after-traffic-stop-in-lower-burrell/
Shelley Lynch and Jeffrey Lynch are being detained in the Allegheny County Jail on unrelated charges, according to District Judge Cheryl Peck Yackopec’s office.
Police said Shelley Lynch had a Pringles potato chip container in the back seat with a false bottom containing “multiple bundles and bricks of suspected heroin,” the complaint said.
Stamp bags of heroin also were found in an empty Tylenol bottle. A plastic zip bag that was “loaded” with syringes containing suspected heroin was found under the vehicle’s rear seat, according to the complaint.
In addition to drug paraphernalia, empty stamp bags and suspected crystal meth found in the front of the vehicle, police confiscated what appeared to be an “I owe you” book with price lists for “bundles” and “bricks” of heroin as well as the names of clients, according to Rodgers.
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Sounds to me that bitch Shelly Lynch is the culprit and poor Jeff Lynch was just wrong place/wrong time.
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Jeff has just about had it with all this COVID stuff. (https://www.trentonian.com/2021/11/30/the-omicron-variant-can-go-straight-to-hell-jeff-edelstein-column/)
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OTOH, Jeff wins award (https://thecitizen.com/2021/11/30/jeff-white-receives-marine-corps-league-award/)
(https://d3ebobe8l15pwo.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Jeff-White-DSA-2021-2.jpg)
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your work in the potato thread is where the money is, I'm giving you a C- for this one
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Chef Jeff makes delicious funeral potato stacks (https://www.eastidahonews.com/2019/09/chef-jeff-makes-delicious-funeral-potato-stacks/)
Perhaps you'd enjoy both?
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It was a night of Jeff's in DC last night. In chronicological order, I met up with a fellow boardie in the Club who had been at the Black Cat seeing the opener for Jeff Rosenstock, Neko's boyfriend Jeff stole the New Pornos show, and for the first time, I got to meet one of the numerous Jeff's who are members of this board after the show.
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Word
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It was a night of Jeff's in DC last night. In chronicological order, I met up with a fellow boardie in the Club who had been at the Black Cat seeing the opener for Jeff Rosenstock, Neko's boyfriend Jeff stole the New Pornos show, and for the first time, I got to meet one of the numerous Jeff's who are members of this board after the show.
nice to meet you too! and it was fun having the crowd chant my name at several points during the show. neko refers to him online as her "man-friend Jeff," and apparantly the dude knows his way around an amplifier.
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It was a night of Jeff's in DC last night. In chronicological order, I met up with a fellow boardie in the Club who had been at the Black Cat seeing the opener for Jeff Rosenstock, Neko's boyfriend Jeff stole the New Pornos show, and for the first time, I got to meet one of the numerous Jeff's who are members of this board after the show.
nice to meet you too! and it was fun having the crowd chant my name at several points during the show. neko refers to him online as her "man-friend Jeff," and apparantly the dude knows his way around an amplifier.
Yes, nice to meet you. I'm sure we'll cross paths again and promptly ignore each other, like Hatch and I like to do. :)
I forgot to add that I think it was the first NP show I've seen with Dan Bejar and it probably goes against popular opinion, but I think I prefer them without him. But that's probably a post for the Dan thread.
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Learn from Jeff!
Jeff's headphone buying guide (https://www.crutchfield.com/S-gX5SHp3ugi2/learn/headphones-buying-guide.html?omnews=13173264)
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I came this close | | to being named Larry.
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I came this close | | to being named Larry.
I'm kind of confused as to what your previous board name was. Shouldn't it return now that Xmas is over. Are you one of the Jeff's?
I was almost named Kevin.
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Happy New Year to all the Jeffs on this forum (but not to the Geoffs)!!
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Happy New Year to all the Jeffs on this forum (but not to the Geoffs)!!
Thanks, Jeff, and to all the other Jeffs and Not Geoffs, I hope next year is better than the last.
Jeff
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Death to Geoffs.
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Long Live the Jeffersons!
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This week’s episode of Peacemaker: Better Goff Dead
Edit…. Not as Jeffiy as I first thought
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Dahmer
Epstein
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Technically they are both Jeffreys; not Jeffs. So fuck you for trying to put a bad spin on this thread.
Dahmer
Epstein
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George Jeffreys, 1st Baron Jeffreys of Wem (1645-1689), Judge and Lord Chancellor
The infamous 'Judge Jeffreys, a lawyer, was appointed Lord Chief Justice in 1683. His reputation was founded on the ruthless manner in which he conducted the 'Bloody Assize' in the West Country in 1685, condemning hundreds to death after Monmouth's rebellion. As a reward James II made him Lord Chancellor. Jeffreys became known as "the hanging judge".
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Technically they are both Jeffreys; not Jeffs. So fuck you for trying to put a bad spin on this thread.
Dahmer
Epstein
LOL. What's the name on your birth certificate?
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Jeffml
Technically they are both Jeffreys; not Jeffs. So fuck you for trying to put a bad spin on this thread.
Dahmer
Epstein
LOL. What's the name on your birth certificate?
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Jeffml
Technically they are both Jeffreys; not Jeffs. So fuck you for trying to put a bad spin on this thread.
Dahmer
Epstein
LOL. What's the name on your birth certificate?
FML indeed, if true.
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Jeff Daniels now has a tarantula-killing worm named after him (https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/20/entertainment/jeff-daniels-tarantula-worm-scli-scn-intl/index.html)
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Jeff Tweedy & Nels Cline Featured In Animated Web Series Starby (https://www.stereogum.com/2173544/starby-series-wilco-jeff-tweedy-nels-cline/news/)
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A bad apple... (https://madison.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/man-becomes-combative-after-unrequited-hugs-outside-williamson-street-club/article_cce81b55-e8db-5685-8d0f-0e412d9b19d6.html)
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Who names their kid Jeffrey Jefferson
What’s his middle name Geoff
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No one would bastardize a perfect name like Jeffrey Jefferson with the god-awful abomination known as "Geoff". Maybe just make it Jeffrey "Jeff" Jefferson
Who names their kid Jeffrey Jefferson
What’s his middle name Geoff
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These handmaids obits are really dark.
AUDREY MARSHALL, 86, OF JEFFERSON (https://www.raccoonvalleyradio.com/2022/02/22/audrey-marshall-86-of-jefferson/)
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These handmaids obits are really dark.
AUDREY MARSHALL, 86, OF JEFFERSON (https://www.raccoonvalleyradio.com/2022/02/22/audrey-marshall-86-of-jefferson/)
JEFFERSON is not a JEFF
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can't believe you didn't post this one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff
don't see any bordies on this list...yet
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yikes...now I'm a little concerned
Jeff the Killer
In the story, a teenager named Jeff is on his way to school with his younger brother when they are attacked by a group of bullies. Jeff defends himself and his brother and leaves the assailants lying in the street beaten, their hands and arms broken. After his brother claims he injured the bullies and is arrested, Jeff spends several days distraught, before going to a birthday party in the neighborhood where he is attacked by the bullies again. Although he manages to kill all of the assailants, he is severely burned during the confrontation after being set on fire. During a stay at the hospital, Jeff realizes that he enjoys harming people, and goes insane. The night after he is discharged, he slices his face, leaving a scar in the shape of a smile, and cuts off his eyelids, so that he will never sleep. He then murders his parents and brother, whispering "go to sleep" while killing his sibling. He becomes a serial killer who sneaks into houses at night and whispers "go to sleep" to his victims before killing them.[15]
According to Daily dot the legend of Jeff the killer can be traced back to 2008.[16]
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I mean, Saint Jefferson's Day is April 13th.
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I mean, Saint Jefferson's Day is April 13th.
I mean, George was a good dry cleaner, but sainthood seems a bit much
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Nelson: Where has Jeff been? Let’s find out!
https://www.journalreview.com/stories/nelson-where-has-jeff-been-lets-find-out,187351
tl;dr
Sleeping in cars.
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That is one boring Jeff. Just a previous Jeff's opinion.
Nelson: Where has Jeff been? Let’s find out!
https://www.journalreview.com/stories/nelson-where-has-jeff-been-lets-find-out,187351
tl;dr
Sleeping in cars.
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Enjoying a pint at my local watering hole and this was airing on the corner TV:
(https://unitedmonkee.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/originalblues.jpg)
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@ 2:30 in the afternoon!
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Enjoying a pint at my local watering hole and this was airing on the corner TV:
(https://unitedmonkee.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/originalblues.jpg)
One of the best Jesus allegories in cinematic history.
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One of the best Jesus allegories in cinematic history.
HOT TAKE right there.
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Sadly, Crystal left during the pandemic so you're going to have to come back and get all beer sniffy again so I have someone else to talk about you with at the bar.
@ 2:30 in the afternoon!
Spring Break.
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I’m out right now, but I will come back with my entire thesis spelled out about Road House is a Jesus allegory by COB Wednesday. I have notes and will defend the shit out of this.
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Sadly, Crystal left during the pandemic so you're going to have to come back and get all beer sniffy again so I have someone else to talk about you with at the bar.
i don't come often, but when i do i come hard.
wait, that came off much differently than i thought it would...
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(https://bettermanly.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Meet-The-Mediocre-Superheroes-the-human-side-of-superheroes-22-Comics-62011395cd783__880_img_620b7db6b15f3.jpg)
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Can confirm challenged sighting
in the front of the ottobar
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Can confirm challenged sighting
in the front of the ottobar
Did you pull a Space?
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Did you say “Do you know Kosmo?”
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Please give us his final concert total for 2022.
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Can confirm challenged sighting
in the front of the ottobar
Did you pull a Space?
I wonder how many Space's I'm going to have to pull at tonight's show.
I actually think nobody wants to talk to me, and it's everyone else that is pulling a Space on me. So I am actually doing them a favor by Spacing on them.
Except to his credit, Yada approached me (he saw me first) the last show we were both at (that I know of.)
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Can confirm challenged sighting
in the front of the ottobar
Did you pull a Space?
The issue was he was pretty much in the front row and I was in my Food Food spot...so we were unable to talk
I did not end up hanging around after the show
I would have happily talked to him, but now the Hold steady have played DMV shows, I'm not 100% sure what I'll talk to him about going forward ;)
Please give us his final concert total for 2022.
I'll confirm tonight, but I think he did get to 100
I wonder how many Space's I'm going to have to pull at tonight's show.
very meta
How much space will Space need to pull multiple Space's in this space
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Can confirm challenged sighting
in the front of the ottobar
Did you pull a Space?
The issue was he was pretty much in the front row and I was in my Food Food spot...so we were unable to talk
I did not end up hanging around after the show
I would have happily talked to him, but now the Hold steady have played DMV shows, I'm not 100% sure what I'll talk to him about going forward ;)
Please give us his final concert total for 2022.
I'll confirm tonight, but I think he did get to 100
I wonder how many Space's I'm going to have to pull at tonight's show.
very meta
How much space will Space need to pull multiple Space's in this space
I have heard he's into antiquing. Talk to him about that.
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Can confirm challenged sighting
in the front of the ottobar
Did you pull a Space?
I wonder how many Space's I'm going to have to pull at tonight's show.
I actually think nobody wants to talk to me, and it's everyone else that is pulling a Space on me. So I am actually doing them a favor by Spacing on them.
Except to his credit, Yada approached me (he saw me first) the last show we were both at (that I know of.)
I have been considered by many a man of the people.
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I have been considered by many a man of the people.
Julian's America has long been on the record that "the people" are terrible and have bad taste.
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I have been considered by many a man of the people.
Julian's America has long been on the record that "the people" are terrible and have bad taste.
Can confirm.
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I have been considered by many a man of the people.
Julian's America has long been on the record that "the people" are terrible and have bad taste.
Can confirm.
You can confirm that the people are terrible and have bad taste, or that Julian's America is long on record as asserting those claims?
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I have been considered by many a man of the people.
Julian's America has long been on the record that "the people" are terrible and have bad taste.
Can confirm.
You can confirm that the people are terrible and have bad taste, or that Julian's America is long on record as asserting those claims?
Yes.
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So the Hold Steady were really on fire Friday night at the black cat
I'm very glad they posted the set times, as I kind of thought Friendship sucked at Ottobar and waltzed in minutes before THS went on and got a great spot on the 'balcony' right up front
Played a few new songs not released yet and they sounded great. They have so many 'hits' from those first 4 records, that seeing them two nights in a row, I got my fill on nearly all of them
Someone joined him on stage for a verse of Stay Positive, but not really sure who it was
Craig seriously said he 'loved' DC about 20 times...but yet the first show in a decade and they have been touring a lot since 2016
It was very packed too, so I would hope that THS gets the picture that they could likely pack shows whenever they come to town
I think this might have sold out the 9:30 club, again because they hadn't been in town for soo l long
I also thought the 3-day pass thing was a good plan, I think I paid very close to the face value of two tix (since no service fees are included)
I guess they just take 20 or so of their guest list and do this, I think it's genius
I didn't go to Philly, but likely wouln't have done both Balt/DC and glad I did
I did spot Challenged although we didn't talk, we exchanged waves from across the front of the room
I Spaced on finding Space in that space. He was there, writing incoherent posts to the forum
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Admittedly, I thought space confirmed you died at the Black Cat gig. Glad you made it out alive.
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Admittedly, I thought space confirmed you died at the Black Cat gig. Glad you made it out alive.
well the hold steady almost killed me
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Pleased to meet you @ reliable
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What are the chances that in the past year, both my wife and I have gotten new bosses, both married gay men, with the same first name?
Well it's 100%, but who would have thunk it?
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What are the chances that in the past year, both my wife and I have gotten new bosses, both married gay men, with the same first name?
Well it's 100%, but who would have thunk it?
Tell me more.
I didn't realize you two are bisexual swingers, which is awesome. This is an open forum and we accept all kinds.
I feel like you may need your own thread.
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What are the chances that in the past year, both my wife and I have gotten new bosses, both married gay men, with the same first name?
Well it's 100%, but who would have thunk it?
Eats, shoots, and leaves.
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What are the chances that in the past year, both my wife and I have gotten new bosses, both married gay men, with the same first name?
Well it's 100%, but who would have thunk it?
Tell me more.
I didn't realize you two are bisexual swingers, which is awesome. This is an open forum and we accept all kinds.
I feel like you may need your own thread.
Did I mess up on the punctuation?
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You set up an expectation that your sentence was a numbered list, using the word "both" at the beginning of each independent clause.
Upon first read, I understood each instance of "both" to refer to you and your wife.
As one would.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ft25HTIXwAEzmuV?format=jpg&name=small) (https://twitter.com/timaree_leigh/status/1647676649268191233?s=20)
Click Jeff for source
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtZY8KlApSx/?igshid=MmJiY2I4NDBkZg==
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Ha ha! Pretty jeff
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That’s some quality Jeff content
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Watching the Bear and in my mind every time they say chef, I imagine they are saying Jeff
I have no idea why I am doing this
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Watching the Bear and in my mind every time they say chef, I imagine they are saying Jeff
I have no idea why I am doing this
Because you love him.
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Jeff! At the club!
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Jeff Waters walked into a Florida Bank of America Monday morning and attempted to cash a check for $368,000,000,000 dollars (https://awesomejelly.com/florida-man-tries-to-cash-a-368-billion-dollar-check-to-start-underwater-restaurant/). The check Waters had written to ‘Cash’ was reportedly from U.S. Bank of Idaho and issued in the 90s. Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious.
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Jeff Waters walked into a Florida Bank of America Monday morning and attempted to cash a check for $368,000,000,000 dollars (https://awesomejelly.com/florida-man-tries-to-cash-a-368-billion-dollar-check-to-start-underwater-restaurant/). The check Waters had written to ‘Cash’ was reportedly from U.S. Bank of Idaho and issued in the 90s. Tellers at the Jacksonville bank were immediately suspicious.
I'm afraid we don't have that much cash on hand right now, sir, and this may take a few days to cover. Please have a seat.
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I think this guy takes the biggest dick and smallest dick prizes for the Jeff's.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/08/03/jeffrey-clark-trump-coconspirator-doj-indictment/
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Cold Beer (https://twitter.com/listenupnerds/status/1690597725551628288?t=HsiKoTH0TzIzf9-pn605sA&s=19)
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Just dropped in to give a shout out to all the Jeffs. Go Jeff. You are smart, you are beautiful and you are worth it!
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much appreciated
Just dropped in to give a shout out to all the Jeffs. Go Jeff. You are smart, you are beautiful and you are worth it!
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(https://i.imgur.com/Vkggq2p.jpeg)
Is that cock??
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This is the Cock
(https://i.discogs.com/0XsxLFionrWRzjoIXNeKpxhhXMwIPDMtJnIOVc3oNtY/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTExMDkx/OTM4LTE1MDk3MjUy/MjYtNTg5My5qcGVn.jpeg)
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Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
Jeff (also Gary):
https://youtu.be/9uvDrmEC6-A?si=POZmD8sLg29e6F0g (https://youtu.be/9uvDrmEC6-A?si=POZmD8sLg29e6F0g)
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Jeff Rosenstock
RHL
3/30
A Saturday
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Jeff Thomas, RIP
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11872599/Model-Jeff-Thomas-died-falling-tower-taking-SELFIE-agent-claims.html
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I'm sure that the majority of Jeff's on the board will be able to relate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gephyrophobia
https://www.howtopronounce.com/gephyrophobia/3261019
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In other news, you too may have a chance to win a prestigious Jeff Award.
https://www.jeffawards.org/faq (https://www.jeffawards.org/faq)
What does it mean to be "Jeff Recommended"?
The designation of "Jeff Recommended" is given to a production when, after the opening night of its run, at least ONE ELEMENT of the show was deemed excellent by the opening night judges of the Jeff Awards.
How do I invite the Jeff Judges to my show?
You can make a request by emailing the appropriate wing chair
How do I become a Jeff Judge?
If you are interested in becoming a member apply here or send us an e-mail with questions. A candidate must be knowledgeable about theater, either through professional or academic training, or because of exceptional commitment and exposure to all forms of theater. Candidates who are spouses or domestic partners of current Jeff Awards members are not eligible at this time.
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How do I become a Jeff Judge?
I’ve been silently judging Jeffs for a long time.
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How do I become a Jeff Judge?
I’ve been silently judging Jeffs for a long time.
I've been Pre-judging them for decades
they are a slimy lot
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Best thread on this forum by far.
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https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/29/politics/jeffrey-clark-fulton-county-removal/index.html
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Following this Trump stuff is the biggest waste of time known to man but people just can’t help themselves. Remember Mueller?!? Ugghhh
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He was tall, he was loud, he was brash, and he was seemingly everywhere that there was beer going on in the Beer City—and always with a beer in hand. Whispering Jeff was not known for whispering, that's for sure, but he was a fixture at brew fests, events and breweries, and a tireless promoter for all things beer, as well as music...
Remembering Whispering Jeff (https://shepherdexpress.com/food/microbrews-mke/remembering-whispering-jeff/)
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Ok Jeff’s the gauntlet has been thrown done
There are seven choices to choose from
Cities named Jeff in America.
Jeff - Missouri
Jeff - Mississippi
Jeff - Kentucky
Jeff - Indiana
Jeff - Georgia
Jeff - Alabama
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GOBNRY-XAAAJnc6?format=jpg&name=large)
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A Jeff would never pull a Kyle
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Ok Jeff’s the gauntlet has been thrown done
There are seven choices to choose from
Cities named Jeff in America.
Jeff - Missouri
Jeff - Mississippi
Jeff - Kentucky
Jeff - Indiana
Jeff - Georgia
Jeff - Alabama
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GOBNRY-XAAAJnc6?format=jpg&name=large)
Disproportionately slave states.
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A Jeff would never pull a Kyle
wouldn't depend on what pickup line jeff used, how drunk kyle was, how low kyle's standards were at that moment, how few alternatives there were to jeff (and hey, ya gotta go home with somebody), etc.?
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Ahem.
Jefferson, Alabama
Jefferson, Jefferson County, Arkansas, originally known as Jefferson Springs
Jefferson, Colorado
Jefferson, Georgia
Jefferson, Indiana
Jefferson, Iowa
Jefferson, Kansas
Jeffersontown, Kentucky, originally known as Jefferson
Jefferson, Louisiana
Jefferson, Maine
Jefferson, Maryland
Jefferson, Massachusetts, a village in the town of Holden
Jefferson, Minnesota
Jefferson, New Hampshire
Jefferson, New York, a town
Jefferson (CDP), New York, main hamlet in the town
Jefferson, North Carolina
Jefferson, Ohio
Jefferson, Oklahoma
Jefferson, Oregon
Jefferson, Greene County, Pennsylvania
Jefferson Township, Somerset County, Pennsylvania
Jefferson, York County, Pennsylvania
Jefferson, South Carolina
Jefferson, South Dakota
Jefferson, Texas
Jefferson, West Virginia
Jefferson, Wisconsin, a city in Jefferson County
Jefferson, Green County, Wisconsin, a town
Jefferson, Jefferson County, Wisconsin, a town
Jefferson, Monroe County, Wisconsin, a town
Jefferson, Vernon County, Wisconsin, a town
Jefferson Junction, Wisconsin, an unincorporated community
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Listening to Every 'Jeffrey' on Spotify (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV5H7ZKntPM)
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"Geoffs" are abominations and should be exiled from this thread.
Wait, are we letting Geoff's up into this bitch? Nah, we gotta at least vote on that first.
agreed (https://youtu.be/iV5H7ZKntPM?si=oWQtHxC063gOiaAE&t=461)
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How can this be so wrong when it feels so, so right?
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Verified and confirmed:
(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53934690536_b01c088d51_w.jpg)
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Jeff
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What?
Jeff
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Fuck this Jeff.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/jeff-walz-tim-brother-trump-harris-b2605252.html
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Yikes didn't realize I now need to discriminate against all Jeff's due to this news
Hefe's are still ok
Did read that Yeyo is a sub for jeff, However, more commonly, it is used as slang for cocaine
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‘Tis done
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C80e8VyudKf/
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Just because we have the power doesn't mean we should use it.
https://youtu.be/VJ62EfUKI3w?si=l2zryfnT2L6Blr53
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I don't even know what's going on here, but it seems like a really bad time to be a Jeffrey Jeff.
Jeffrey "Jeff" A. Stuve (https://www.mankatomortuary.com/obituaries/jeffrey-jeff-stuve)
Jeffrey C "Jeff" Mays (https://www.donohuefuneralhome.com/obituaries/jeffrey-mays)
Jeffrey "Jeff" Paul Krause (https://www.wrightfuneral.com/obituaries/jeffrey-krause)
Jeffrey "Jeff G Kelly (https://www.newcomerdayton.com/obituaries/jeffrey-jeff-kelly)
Jeffrey "Jeff" Guerin (https://www.resthavenbatonrouge.com/obituaries/jeffrey-guerin)
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Damn, all under 70. How do Jeffrey Jeffs figure on the actuarial table?
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all hard working blue collar workers.
Glad my middle name isn't Jeffs
Damn, all under 70. How do Jeffrey Jeffs figure on the actuarial table?
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all hard working blue collar workers.
Glad my middle name isn't Jeffs
Damn, all under 70. How do Jeffrey Jeffs figure on the actuarial table?
Last name of Jeffs can be pretty problematic as well. See also: Warren Jeffs
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I don't even know what's going on here, but it seems like a really bad time to be a Jeffrey Jeff.
Jeffrey "Jeff" A. Stuve (https://www.mankatomortuary.com/obituaries/jeffrey-jeff-stuve)
Jeffrey C "Jeff" Mays (https://www.donohuefuneralhome.com/obituaries/jeffrey-mays)
Jeffrey "Jeff" Paul Krause (https://www.wrightfuneral.com/obituaries/jeffrey-krause)
Jeffrey "Jeff G Kelly (https://www.newcomerdayton.com/obituaries/jeffrey-jeff-kelly)
Jeffrey "Jeff" Guerin (https://www.resthavenbatonrouge.com/obituaries/jeffrey-guerin)
the very clear conclusion here is that being named "Jeffrey Jeff" is 100% correlated with death.
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-ii0_QRqis/?igsh=MXRzeGZ1djJxcDRrMw==
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(https://i.imgur.com/ceBf8aj.png)
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Aubrey Plaza's husband died.
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If my name was Jeff I'd always be saying things like jeffinitely or I jeffed up
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If my name was Jeff I'd always be saying things like jeffinitely or I jeffed up
I follow the same Bluesky account as you! We can finally be friends for real!
Narrator Voice: Sidehatch did NOT want to be friends for real.
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If my name was Jeff I'd always be saying things like jeffinitely or I jeffed up
I follow the same Bluesky account as you! We can finally be friends for real!
Narrator Voice: Sidehatch did NOT want to be friends for real.
Oddly enough I saw this quote was screenshotted on someone’s insta?
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If my name was Jeff I'd always be saying things like jeffinitely or I jeffed up
I follow the same Bluesky account as you! We can finally be friends for real!
Narrator Voice: Sidehatch did NOT want to be friends for real.
Oddly enough I saw this quote was screenshotted on someone’s insta?
I don’t have an insta.
Narrator Voice: In fact, Julian had a FINSTA.