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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: on May 21, 2004, 10:30:00 am
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What are some kewl names of real-life people you have personally known?
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I went to high school with a girl named Mary Christmas.
I used to work with this black dude, Shack Camper. Kewlest name ever!
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I went to college with a guy named Jimmy Hendricks.
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Constance Waddell
she has got cheap meds that need no prescriptions...............
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Originally posted by poorlulu:
Constance Waddell
she has got cheap meds that need no prescriptions...............
weird, I just got that email and it was addressed to Brennser at Big Yawn
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I went to junior high and high school with a guy named Bart Simpson.
Also went to school with a girl named Yu Suk Moon.
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There's a bloke who sells Audis at the Arlington dealer called, Phat Dong
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When I was a teacher, I had students named:
Harry Bushrod
Babatunde Olowokukoko
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There is a guy who works in my building named:
Phuc Ho
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Originally posted by pollard:
Originally posted by poorlulu:
Constance Waddell
she has got cheap meds that need no prescriptions...............
weird, I just got that email and it was addressed to Brennser at Big Yawn [/b]
funny, so did I... which has prompted me to scrutinize our spam settings.
Oh, and the queen of all names...
Wendy Herder-Mone but Beavis Penelope is pretty cool too.
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Dr. Proctor Doctor
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Had a customer at my first job Dick Holden. Boss would always say "Going to my Dick Holden meeting."
High school, there was a sadistic family, kids were Bunker and Brittney Hill.
At a Chinese restaurant in Vermont, the magazines in the waiting area were sent to Candy Poon.
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I think he may be retired now, but for many years there was a gynecologist in Annandale named Harry Beaver.
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A great name for a Republican politician.
Chad Dimple
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hey, what meds I take are my business :roll:
Originally posted by pollard:
Originally posted by poorlulu:
Constance Waddell
she has got cheap meds that need no prescriptions...............
weird, I just got that email and it was addressed to Brennser at Big Yawn [/b]
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Guy in high school named Phuc Duc Nguyen.
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A guy I had some indirect contact through work in Chicago was named Hercules Tower the third. You don't get much more badass than that.
Plus i just got an email selling valium and xanax from a Noel Gallagher. How the mighty have fallen.
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A guy at the office, last name, Mr. Chircorp. The front desk receptionist never said it correctly. All we heard over the PA system, "Mr. Jerkoff, call on line one, Mr. Jerkoff, call on line one."
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went to high school with a mike rak
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Rusty Kuntz, first base coach for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
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mike hunt
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Sports Guy: In all seriousness, Aamer Haleem has a chance to become the best Indian VH1 host ever.
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Originally posted by vansmack:
Sports Guy: In all seriousness, Aamer Haleem has a chance to become the best Indian VH1 host ever.
i didn't much care for the sports guy's article today (other than the tommy john bit). i mean, i like the ramblings, but when a column is devoted solely to one line ramblings. . i start to lose interest. however, john kruk has been a welcome addition to page 2.
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at the office I worked at there was a patient with the first name Anass. What was really funny was the office manager calling his house and asking for Anass, but when Anass wasn't there, she asked for Anass's wife. we were all listening and laughing, she was holding in her laughter as best she could.
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Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
i didn't much care for the sports guy's article today (other than the tommy john bit).
You didn't think this was funny:
It's too bad you could never coordinate this with 40,000 people, but the next time Barry Bonds comes up, if everyone at SBC Park cheered all at once, and then someone in the right-field stands threw a ball into the bay so all those losers in the boats would dive in for the ball ... and then this happened like five or six times ... I mean, that would be kinda fun, right?
I nearly spit my Mountain Dew out.
Or this:
The WNBA is like that one relative everyone dreads seeing at Thanksgiving every year -- you know they're showing up, you know you have to talk to them, and you know there's nothing you can do about it.
That's classic!
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ok, the barry bonds bit was funny too. . i just don't find anything about the wnba funny, which was part of his joke, but even making "fun" of the wnba is not funny.
i mean, i love his articles when he is so frantic, it's like he's forgetting something important. . all of the red sox articles during the playoffs, and most recently, the vegas trip he went on with his buddies. .that's one of my favourite articles from this year.
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Just remembered - had a client by the name of R.U. Pydoff
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There was a customer of ours Dong Le. Now they would write these documents and talk about dongle so I didn't realize that it was a person.
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My ma used to be a teller for MD National bank. She had a customer cash a check once...named: E.Pluribus Unum Jackson.
There was once a stick-up at her bank too, and the robber handed a note which read "Put the money in the bag or you DINE."
-true fact
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At my high school, there was a guy with the name Brandy Alexander (like the cocktail drink).
Cheers
DJ Medusa.
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i met a girl named
Stuart Raper
man i felt bad for her.