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Title: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: on April 10, 2005, 11:03:00 am
enter zip (http://www.dpscs.state.md.us/sorSearch/) and see
 
  Virginia (http://sex-offender.vsp.state.va.us/Static/Search.htm)
 
  the district (http://mpdc.dc.gov/mpdc/cwp/view,a,1241,q,540529,mpdcNav_GID,1532.asp)
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: palahniukkubrick on April 10, 2005, 11:09:00 am
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Colonel, I must know what you think has been going on here!
 
 Colonel "Bat" Guano: You wanna know what I think?
 
 Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Yes!
 
 Colonel "Bat" Guano: I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. Now MOVE!
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on April 10, 2005, 02:34:00 pm
We used the Virginia website prior to buying our house.
 
 I couldn't understand why so many "custodians" were being arrested for child molestation. Didn't the school system have something in place that screened out the bad apples when they were hiring their cleaning men?
 
 Then my wife explained to me that "custodian" had another meaning.
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: Dr. Anton Phibes on April 10, 2005, 03:55:00 pm
I've got one listed about 3 blocks from my place......damn......I don't have kids,so not worried about that......and if anyone would be stupid enough to try to enter forcibly.....I'll be calling the meat wagon shortly afterward......
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: ggw on April 10, 2005, 07:10:00 pm
Two within a half mile of me.  I'm fairly certain one of them drives a silver Miata with an oversized bumper sticker that reads "Bush Terrifies Me"   If it is that dude, then the sticker has just taken on a whole new meaning in light of his crimes.
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on April 10, 2005, 07:32:00 pm
GGW, I've been meaning to ask, are you a Log Cabin Republican?
 
 One of these doods lives literally right around the corner from me, and his face looks familiar -- I think I've seen him walking around.
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: Random Citizen on April 10, 2005, 07:43:00 pm
Eesh, there are 4 within my zip code...one apparently living a couple blocks from me and is currently "under investigation."
 
 Even more disturbing, the guy is classified as a child sex offender and there's an elementary school a few blocks up the road.   :eek:
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: on April 11, 2005, 08:17:00 am
The pervs to be most worried about are the ones labeled "Violent Sex Offender" & "Child Sex Offender".
 
 If you see one marked "3rd degree sex offense" or "4th degree sex offence", I think that those might refer to the Jimmy Page horndog (http://tinyurl.com/56m7n) rule?  If so, then are not these 3rd & 4th degree perps to be praised, not vilified? (But then again, I'm no lawyer...)
 
              <img src="http://www.stryder.de/rest/lori.jpg" alt=" - " />
  The Jimmy Page Rule (http://tinyurl.com/668vc)
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: Got Haggis? on April 11, 2005, 08:47:00 am
93 in my zipcode....2 on the street i live on  :o
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: Sir HC on April 11, 2005, 02:58:00 pm
What is it with beards and these guys?
 
 http://www.dpscs.state.md.us/sorSearch/search.do?searchType=byZip&anchor=offlist&zip=21045&category=ALL (http://www.dpscs.state.md.us/sorSearch/search.do?searchType=byZip&anchor=offlist&zip=21045&category=ALL)
 
 Scariest is that I am pretty sure I went to high school with number 3.
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: ggw on April 11, 2005, 03:04:00 pm
Number 11 looks like what a violent sex offender should look like.
 
 
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Originally posted by Sir HC:
  What is it with beards and these guys?
 
  http://www.dpscs.state.md.us/sorSearch/search.do?searchType=byZip&anchor=offlist&zip=21045&category=ALL (http://www.dpscs.state.md.us/sorSearch/search.do?searchType=byZip&anchor=offlist&zip=21045&category=ALL)
 
 Scariest is that I am pretty sure I went to high school with number 3.
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: sonickteam on April 11, 2005, 03:11:00 pm
I have 83 in my Zip Code.  2 living within 3 blocks of me.  1 for Child Porn and another for Rape/Kidnapping.  there are even some women on the list for my zip code.
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: tenfifteen on April 11, 2005, 03:16:00 pm
Great. One on Ft. Meade (20755) about 1 mile from where I live, and 1.5 miles from the NSA compound on the post. It wasn't long ago that this sort of offense would get you barred altogether from the installation, much less making your residence on the base.
 
 Your tax dollars at work--the military's paying for this guy's house.
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on April 11, 2005, 03:17:00 pm
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Number 11 looks like what a violent sex offender should look like.
 
damn straight!  i bet that guy gets freaky ...
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: Sir HC on April 11, 2005, 03:32:00 pm
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Number 11 looks like what a violent sex offender should look like.
 
   
Quote
Originally posted by Sir HC:
  What is it with beards and these guys?
 
   http://www.dpscs.state.md.us/sorSearch/search.do?searchType=byZip&anchor=offlist&zip=21045&category=ALL (http://www.dpscs.state.md.us/sorSearch/search.do?searchType=byZip&anchor=offlist&zip=21045&category=ALL)  
 
 Scariest is that I am pretty sure I went to high school with number 3.
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#10 also.
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: sonickteam on April 11, 2005, 03:36:00 pm
One of my future neighbors....she looks like a real winner...
 
 
  busted for Child Porn (http://www.dpscs.state.md.us/sorSearch/search.do?searchType=detail&anchor=false&id=4630006)
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: on April 11, 2005, 05:05:00 pm
You gotta love some of these names? (http://tinyurl.com/4addn)
 
  Calling Elvis? (http://tinyurl.com/3q2n9)
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: sonickteam on April 11, 2005, 05:34:00 pm
like father, like son (http://www.dpscs.state.md.us/sorSearch/search.do?searchType=byZip&anchor=offlist&zip=21224&category=ALL)
 
 
  scroll to number 9 and 10....
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on April 11, 2005, 06:28:00 pm
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Originally posted by white man from town:
  One of my future neighbors....she looks like a real winner...
 
 
that's weird to see a chick sex offender, it seems to be pretty much the exclusive domain of doodz...  except for that wacko teacher on the west coast who got pregnant by a 12yo, that is.
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: on April 11, 2005, 06:44:00 pm
Chicks rule! (http://tinyurl.com/4avyh)   Unless they're butt-ugly.
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: on April 12, 2005, 09:23:00 am
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Originally posted by white man from town:
  One of my future neighbors....she looks like a real winner... busted for Child Porn (http://www.dpscs.state.md.us/sorSearch/search.do?searchType=detail&anchor=false&id=4630006)
<img src="http://www.dpscs.state.md.us/onlineservs/sor/sorphotos/4630006.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 WMDH?
 
 Would Mankie Do Her?
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: Venerable Bede on April 12, 2005, 10:21:00 am
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Originally posted by Confessions of Doctor Doom:
   
Quote
Originally posted by white man from town:
  One of my future neighbors....she looks like a real winner...
 
 
that's weird to see a chick sex offender, it seems to be pretty much the exclusive domain of doodz...  except for that wacko teacher on the west coast who got pregnant by a 12yo, that is. [/b]
you must not pay attention to the news very much. . just today, another female teacher was accused of "having carnal knowledge" with a 13 or 14 year old boy in fairfax.  there's been like a dozen female teachers in the last year that have been hauled off to jail for sleeping with a student.
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: Sir HC on April 12, 2005, 10:26:00 am
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Originally posted by Missing Monkeys Found Shaved:
   
Quote
Originally posted by white man from town:
  One of my future neighbors....she looks like a real winner... busted for Child Porn (http://www.dpscs.state.md.us/sorSearch/search.do?searchType=detail&anchor=false&id=4630006)
<img src="http://www.dpscs.state.md.us/onlineservs/sor/sorphotos/4630006.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 WMDH?
 
 Would Mankie Do Her? [/b]
She looks like the child porn she did was of herself as a minor.  She can't be more than 18-20.
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on April 12, 2005, 10:38:00 am
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Originally posted by Venerable Bede:
  you must not pay attention to the news very much. . just today, another female teacher was accused of "having carnal knowledge" with a 13 or 14 year old boy in fairfax.  there's been like a dozen female teachers in the last year that have been hauled off to jail for sleeping with a student.
yep, and a couple of them were from the good ole fucked up state of florida ... i swear the wierdest fucking shit goes on in my home state ... just read in the express today about this hatfield/mccoy-esque feud among a couple of florida families that turned into a big gunfight ... elmore leonard might be easy beach-read pulp-fiction, but he gets the wacko spirit of florida down just about right ...
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: on April 12, 2005, 10:40:00 am
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Originally posted by HoyaSaxa03:
  ... elmore leonard might be easy beach-read pulp-fiction, but he gets the wacko spirit of florida down just about right ...
Have you ever read any Charles Willeford?
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on April 12, 2005, 11:04:00 am
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Originally posted by Fountain Befouled:
   
Quote
Originally posted by HoyaSaxa03:
  ... elmore leonard might be easy beach-read pulp-fiction, but he gets the wacko spirit of florida down just about right ...
Have you ever read any Charles Willeford? [/b]
nope, what should i start with?
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on April 12, 2005, 11:06:00 am
We had a student teacher who invited students back to her apartment for beer parties when I was in high school. Unfortunately, I never got an invite.
Title: Re: ...Got any preverts in your MD neighborhood?
Post by: on April 12, 2005, 11:10:00 am
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Originally posted by HoyaSaxa03:
  nope, what should i start with?
The four HOKE MOSLEY (http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/results.asp?WRD=willeford) books are great!  Miami Blues is the first in that series.