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Title: i'll start it before it starts
Post by: walkonby on June 13, 2005, 04:37:00 pm
and the verdict is . . . . .
 
 insane and a has been
Title: Re: i'll start it before it starts
Post by: on June 13, 2005, 04:45:00 pm
not guilty.  
 
 
 or if guilty, then guilty with an explanation.
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Post by: nkotb on June 13, 2005, 04:49:00 pm
They were too cute to resist?
 
 
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Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
 guilty with an explanation.
Title: Re: i'll start it before it starts
Post by: sonickteam2 on June 13, 2005, 04:58:00 pm
you cant convict a famous black man of a crime in this country! what are you people thinking.
 
  of course, he's not really black, or a man anymore is he?
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Post by: walkonby on June 13, 2005, 05:00:00 pm
if his dick doesn't fit, you must acquit.
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Post by: vansmack on June 13, 2005, 05:06:00 pm
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Originally posted by sonickteam4:
  you cant convict a famous black man of a crime in this country! what are you people thinking.
 
 
Not of murder, but you certainly can convict for sex crimes (see: Mike Tyson).
Title: Re: i'll start it before it starts
Post by: joz on June 13, 2005, 05:06:00 pm
i'm guessing misdemeanor charge for furnishing alcohol to a minor and nothing more...
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Post by: eltee on June 13, 2005, 05:13:00 pm
<img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:w7Apl96TqVIJ:http://www.ithaca.edu/students/breynol1/michael-jackson-early-years.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Post by: flawd101 on June 13, 2005, 05:15:00 pm
i bet he'll get away with it...probably a small charge that will mean shit.
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Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 13, 2005, 05:20:00 pm
not guilty on all counts. Robbie Fulks can now release his MJ tribute album.
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Post by: sonickteam2 on June 13, 2005, 05:20:00 pm
innocent on all counts..
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Post by: eros on June 13, 2005, 05:24:00 pm
He and OJ need to get together for a beer someday.
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Post by: walkonby on June 13, 2005, 05:26:00 pm
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Originally posted by eros:
  He and OJ need to get together for a beer someday.
they're both white anyway.  oh wait a minute.  on season two of chappelle, the white delegation gave oj back to the black delegation.  kanechi-wa, bitches.
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Post by: Guiny on June 13, 2005, 05:45:00 pm
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Originally posted by eros:
  He and OJ need to get together for a beer someday.
I heard during the press conference that he will not rest until the real child molestor is found. I hear he's looking for him on the golf course as we speak.
Title: Re: i'll start it before it starts
Post by: eros on June 13, 2005, 05:55:00 pm
We need something else to distract us from the 1,700 dead soldiers.
 
 When will the next pretty white woman go missing?
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Post by: beetsnotbeats on June 13, 2005, 06:22:00 pm
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Originally posted by Rob_Gee:
  I hear he's looking for him on the golf course as we speak.
The  miniature golf course?   :D
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Post by: RatBastard on June 13, 2005, 09:33:00 pm
   <img src="http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a270/a270.gif" alt=" - " /> (http://www.tshirthell.com/store/clicks.php?page=http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a270)
 
 
 Show Your Support!  HE HE HE.  Damn freak!
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Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on June 13, 2005, 09:51:00 pm
that t-shirt will feel SO old in about 6 months ... what do people do with these "hilarious" t-shirts with short shelf lives?
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Post by: RatBastard on June 14, 2005, 02:23:00 am
The free enterprise system at its finest!
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Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 14, 2005, 03:42:00 am
He's releasing a single to celebrate his innocence.
 
 It's a cover of Elton John's "Don't let your son go down on me"
 
 California + Celebrity Trial = Aquittal
 
 It's a true and tested formula, justice becomes irrelevant.
Title: Re: i'll start it before it starts
Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 14, 2005, 03:44:00 am
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Originally posted by vansmack:
 
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(see: Mike Tyson). Get a good old Irish arse-kicking? Not quite as severe as an English arse-kicking, but an arse-kicking nonetheless [/b]
....I didn't see it, but read about it, isn't life beautiful sometimes?
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Post by: Bags on June 14, 2005, 09:59:00 am
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Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:
  that t-shirt will feel SO old in about 6 months ...
Well, the molestation issues have gone on for 10 years, so the shelf life may be healthier than you think.
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Post by: vansmack on June 14, 2005, 12:01:00 pm
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Originally posted by HoyaParanoia:
  that t-shirt will feel SO old in about 6 months ... what do people do with these "hilarious" t-shirts with short shelf lives?
I'm not sure, but I was pretty bummed to walk into a clothing trading store and seeing my old Rush and Journey concert t-shirts from the 80's selling for $60 each.
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Post by: eros on June 14, 2005, 12:52:00 pm
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Originally posted by O'Mankie:
 
 California + Celebrity Trial = Aquittal
 
I'll bet Scott Peterson would disagree with you.  
 
 (Not a celeb, but high profile)
Title: Re: i'll start it before it starts
Post by: Bags on June 14, 2005, 01:28:00 pm
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Originally posted by eros:
   
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Originally posted by O'Mankie:
 
 California + Celebrity Trial = Aquittal
 
I'll bet Scott Peterson would disagree with you.  
 
 (Not a celeb, but high profile) [/b]
Yeah, but his high profile came from the crime....Don't think that switcheroo works.
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Post by: beetsnotbeats on June 14, 2005, 02:08:00 pm
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Originally posted by eros:
   
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Originally posted by O'Mankie:
 
 California + Celebrity Trial = Aquittal
 
I'll bet Scott Peterson would disagree with you.  
 
 (Not a celeb, but high profile) [/b]
Check this thread out. (http://www.930.com/cgi-bin/ubb-cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=010295)
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Post by: on June 14, 2005, 02:08:00 pm
He's already working on a new album, tentatively titled: Michael Jackson Gets Off.
 
 Hey, I just thought up a great idea...send a huge limo around to the home of each juror that has a young male child and have a big black surly driver (with an umbrella) insist that "...as a show of gratitude for your verdict, Mr. Jackson wishes that your son be transported to Neverland at once for a private week long celebration."
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Post by: ggw on June 14, 2005, 02:17:00 pm
Are you saying that Jackson was acquitted because he is a white woman?
 
   
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Originally posted by beetsnotbeats:
   
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Originally posted by eros:
     
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Originally posted by O'Mankie:
 
 California + Celebrity Trial = Aquittal
 
I'll bet Scott Peterson would disagree with you.  
 
 (Not a celeb, but high profile) [/b]
Check this thread out. (http://www.930.com/cgi-bin/ubb-cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=010295) [/b]
Title: Re: i'll start it before it starts
Post by: flawd101 on June 14, 2005, 03:46:00 pm
was anyone else hoping there was a car bomb?  that would have been so cool...an actually worth watching.
 
 or if he was guilty...then alll those people would have rioted! that would have been great tv.  instead, nothing happened! what a fucking waste of time.
Title: Re: i'll start it before it starts
Post by: on June 14, 2005, 04:49:00 pm
There was rioting reported at several day-care centers.
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Post by: beetsnotbeats on June 14, 2005, 05:25:00 pm
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Are you saying that Jackson was acquitted because he is a white woman?
<img src="http://plunderphonics.com/ximg/plunderCD.gif" alt=" - " />
 
 Uh uh. Peterson became a celebrity because he killed a "damsel in distress."
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Post by: Frank Gallagher on June 14, 2005, 06:26:00 pm
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Originally posted by Bags:
   
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Originally posted by eros:
   
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Originally posted by O'Mankie:
 
 California + Celebrity Trial = Aquittal
 
I'll bet Scott Peterson would disagree with you.  
 
 (Not a celeb, but high profile) [/b]
Yeah, but his high profile came from the crime....Don't think that switcheroo works. [/b]
Right, Hacking his wife and unborn child to death made him the celeb. It doesn't work that way, not even in CA.
 
 What did he get in the end? The papers never followed it over here....too enthralled with the Offaly v Wicklow Camogie semi-final or something else just as exciting.
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Post by: vansmack on June 14, 2005, 06:56:00 pm
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Originally posted by O'Mankie:
  What did he get in the end?
He was sentenced to death by lethal injection.