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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: mankie on October 18, 2003, 09:12:00 am
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Dear Abby,
I was at the gym last night and a song came on that I'd never heard before. I really liked it so asked one of the staff who it was!!!!!
"Moby! Stand up, stand up for the Champions" (well, that was the chorus anyway)
I had to excuse myself to go punch myself in the nads for a couple of hours.
Please help me Abby, I'm desperate.
Signed,
Mankie.
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no need to worry mate... it's not available on 8-track.
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Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
no need to worry mate... it's not available on 8-track.
8-track!! Try quadrophonic reel to reel :D
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Mankie,
Do you hang out at the gym because you like pumping sweaty, iron-hard cylindrical rods until your thighs are so sore they scream out, "PLEASE, PLEASE...I CAN TAKE NO FURTHER MUSCULAR BLISS!"??? Do you hang out at the gym because you like to work up a brisk lather taking long, hot showers, glancing askance at the other buffed-out beef hunks, comparing physiques and girth just like you used to do during your glory days 'in the navy'??? Do you hang out at the gym because you like the feel of damp, warm vinyl rubbing roughly against the firm, tight leather of your trusty weight-lifter's belt???
Let's get physical, which is it?
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I go to the gym becuase I turned into a fat bastard and would like to reverse that.....but if I had to pick one of your options it would be the vinyl on the bum, because I don't do the pumping iron nonsense and I shower at work, not at the gym.
Wanna join me? ;)
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Sorry, but I cannot join you because I'm going to eat out at the Y later today.
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Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
Sorry, but I cannot join you because I'm going to eat out at the Y later today.
If you join me at the gym I'll be happy to feed you my meat & two veg! :eek:
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Originally posted by mankie:
I go to the gym becuase I turned into a fat bastard and would like to reverse that.....but if I had to pick one of your options it would be the vinyl on the bum, because I don't do the pumping iron nonsense and I shower at work, not at the gym.
Wanna join me? ;)
Shower at work? Either you have some nice perks or you're showering in the car wash. :eek: Maybe it's the deep bristle action you like. Or is it those wet whips?
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Originally posted by Jaguär:
Originally posted by mankie:
I go to the gym becuase I turned into a fat bastard and would like to reverse that.....but if I had to pick one of your options it would be the vinyl on the bum, because I don't do the pumping iron nonsense and I shower at work, not at the gym.
Wanna join me? ;)
Shower at work? Either you have some nice perks or you're showering in the car wash. :eek: Maybe it's the deep bristle action you like. Or is it those wet whips? [/b]
It's actually when the Mexicans rub me over with chamois leathers!!!!!!!!!! :eek:
Actually, we are a Ferrari Maserati dealer so the facility is top notch..showers and all.
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Mankie's favorite (http://www.bbc.co.uk/gardening/tv_radio/celebrities/gay_search/) BBC telly programme!
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Maybe you should trade up that Morris Mini to a 2004 Buick Wank (http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/10/16/227790.html), Mank ?
<img src="http://www.binnes.com/t19_f5.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
Maybe you should trade up that Morris Mini to a 2004 Buick Wank (http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2003/10/16/227790.html), Mank ?
<img src="http://www.binnes.com/t19_f5.jpg" alt=" - " />
That would be a more appropiate name for a BMW to match those who drive them.....don't ya think?