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Title: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: Vas Deferens on July 13, 2008, 09:32:00 pm
Hearing this shit makes me vomit. I hope he doesn't get as big as...Jack Johnson???
 
 Hear for yourself:
 
 www.myspace.com/janbrannan (http://www.myspace.com/janbrannan)
Title: Re: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: reggie on July 13, 2008, 09:51:00 pm
this thread is a hate crime.
Title: Re: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: mdh9857 on July 14, 2008, 01:20:00 am
While it is pretty depressing, a lot of it is said in humor.  Tonight at the show Jay even laughed at some of his own lyrics.  I had a great time at the concert, and I am by no means a depressed emo guy.  Anyways, that's just my 2 cents.
 
 Btw, the crowd loved the show.
Title: Re: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: PigIron on July 14, 2008, 02:16:00 am
This artist, like Jack Johnson, reminds me of every douche bag back in college with an acoustic guitar.  They remind me of the retard on the staircase who gets his guitar smashed by Bluto in Animal House. Please America, don't buy.
Title: Re: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: Ikarus on July 14, 2008, 04:13:00 am
wow, that's harsh.  don't get the jack johnson comparison at all.  rather subdued, melancholy guy with a guitar, i'd compare him to beth orton circa trailer park.
 
 maybe he has some crazy media overexposure that i'm unaware of, but it was a chill singer/songwriter show.
 
 for sure there are worse acts out there that are more deserving of your hate.  let this cat slide.
 
 btw way, pig, love the ref. thinking of giving my love a cherry with no stone...
Title: Re: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on July 14, 2008, 07:11:00 am
He did a lot of sucking in Shortbus.
Title: Re: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: Bombay Chutney on July 14, 2008, 09:12:00 am
If you're gonna trash the guy, you could at least get the website correct.
Title: Re: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: Vas Deferens on July 14, 2008, 09:37:00 am
lol
 
 www.myspace.com/jaybrannan (http://www.myspace.com/jaybrannan)
 
    ;)  
 
 p.s. he's good to look at.
 
 also, not comparing him to Jack Johnson at all. I'd take Jack Johnson over him.
 
   
Quote
Originally posted by Bombay Chutney:
  If you're gonna trash the guy, you could at least get the website correct.
Title: Re: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: sonickteam2 on July 14, 2008, 09:50:00 am
is this even serious?  is he talking about Moisturizing?  trade my guitar for a tractor?
 
  did jack black produce this?
Title: Re: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: nkotb on July 14, 2008, 09:59:00 am
I'll admit, I don't know jack about this guy's music, and I'm probably not even going to listen, but I have two questions:
 
 1) Is this the "gay-friendly" artist that people are all hot for?
 
 2) Does he really sing about the shit sonick mentioned below?
 
 Oof.
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by very sonick:
  is this even serious?  is he talking about Moisturizing?  trade my guitar for a tractor?
 
  did jack black produce this?
Title: Re: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: sonickteam2 on July 14, 2008, 10:02:00 am
no, you have to listen.  listen to the first song on his myspace, "cant have it all"
 
  I suppose its really not bad of a song if it was a joke.  Sometimes music is tolerable until you see how seriously some people are taking it.
 
   surely no one that names their debut cd "Godamned" is taking themselves seriously?
Title: Re: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: 6949 on July 14, 2008, 10:11:00 am
I wonder if he wrote this verse standing in front of a mirror.
 
 "youâ??re a tease, youâ??re a cockblocker,
 youâ??re a loudmouth bitch, and a big talker,
 but thatâ??s okay
 youâ??ll grow up someday"
Title: Re: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 14, 2008, 10:20:00 am
so which one of his songs is likely to so show up on Grey's Anatomy?  seems like a whole cottage industry of "singer/songwriters" has developed with airy vocals, bland tunes, non challenging to the masses dreck.  the last paste magazine was overloaded with this crapola.
Title: Re: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: azaghal1981 on July 14, 2008, 01:10:00 pm
Now that's funny.
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  He did a lot of sucking in Shortbus.
Title: Re: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: PigIron on July 14, 2008, 02:10:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by likorice:
  wow, that's harsh.  don't get the jack johnson comparison at all.  rather subdued, melancholy guy with a guitar, i'd compare him to beth orton circa trailer park.
 
 maybe he has some crazy media overexposure that i'm unaware of, but it was a chill singer/songwriter show.
 
 for sure there are worse acts out there that are more deserving of your hate.  let this cat slide.
 
 btw way, pig, love the ref. thinking of giving my love a cherry with no stone...
I admit I know little about him.  I've only heard a few things from him.
 
 If he's not a serious artist, the joke's on me.
 
 I love Trailer Park.  Its a fairly innovative album (for 10 years ago, or whatever) by someone with unique vocals who writes great lyrics.  This guy just seemed, to me, like another douche bag with an acoustic guitar.  He just sounds like your typical acoustic guitar artist.  Maybe I'm missing something.
Title: Re: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: sonickteam2 on July 14, 2008, 02:13:00 pm
thank you pig. i agree that the Orton comparison is blashpemy as i still play trailer park from time to time.
Title: Re: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: Vas Deferens on July 14, 2008, 10:45:00 pm
Let's all sing along to HOUSEWIFE.
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNxzFPTA1y4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNxzFPTA1y4)
 
 Two bodies pressed together
 Two boys are falling hard
 The smell of sweat and leather
 A kinky greeting card
 
 Crazy about each other
 We both have fucked our pasts
 But when we are together
 We have a fucking blast
 
 I wanna be a housewife
 What's so wrong with that?
 I wanna be a housewife, yeah
 And that's just where I'm at
 
 I'm making guacamole
 He's working on the car
 When he grills turkey burgers
 He knows I like them charred
 
 I like to wash the dishes
 I like to scrub the floors
 Don't mind doing his laundry
 What are boyfriends for?
 
 I wanna be a housewife
 What's so wrong with that?
 I wanna be a housewife, yeah
 And that's just where I'm at
 
 I wanna have his baby
 I want to wear his ring
 He drives me fuckin' crazy
 I am his everything
 
 I wanna be a housewife
 What's so wrong with that?
 I wanna be a housewife, yeah
 And that's just where I'm at
 
 I wanna be a housewife
 What's so wrong with that?
 Can't wait to l_?__ in my life, yeah
 Cause we haven't met
 We haven't met yet
 We haven't met yet
 We haven't met yet
 met yet
Title: Re: The Jay Brannan sucks thread
Post by: PigIron on July 14, 2008, 11:55:00 pm
Gee, he sure does like the F-Word, doesn't he?