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Title: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Vas Deferens on July 22, 2008, 07:14:00 am
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/record_review/51246-black-kids-partie-traumatic (http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/record_review/51246-black-kids-partie-traumatic)
 
 LOL.
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on July 22, 2008, 07:26:00 am
god bless those idiots at pitchfork. yesterday they called erykah badu's billboard top 10 reaching album on of the "best OVERLOOKED albums of the year" (my caps).
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: azaghal1981 on July 22, 2008, 07:28:00 am
wow
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: godsshoeshine on July 22, 2008, 08:05:00 am
picture of two pugs is the best review theyve done ever
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Relaxer on July 22, 2008, 08:44:00 am
Not quite as good as the monkey drinking his own piss, i.e. the infamous Jet review.
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: azaghal1981 on July 22, 2008, 08:54:00 am
That was the pinnacle. They should've just closed up shop review-wise after that and went out on the highest note possible.
 
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by Relaxer:
  Not quite as good as the monkey drinking his own piss, i.e. the infamous Jet review.
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: bearman🐻 on July 22, 2008, 08:59:00 am
Since we're on the topic, I just have to vent about band names for a second. I'm so fucking sick of bands that insist on using the words "wolf", "black", "kids" or "deer" in their names. It's old. Be creative. You can do it.
 
 And yes, I'm talking about the following:
 
 Wolf Parade
 Wolfmother
 Wolf Eyes
 Scary Kids Scaring Kids
 Cold War Kids
 The Cool Kids
 The Black Kids
 The Black Angels
 The Black Keys
 The Black Lips
 
 I'm sure there are more.
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: godsshoeshine on July 22, 2008, 09:06:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by Relaxer:
  Not quite as good as the monkey drinking his own piss, i.e. the infamous Jet review.
if you would rather watch a monkey drinking his own piss than look at pugs, i suppose so
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 22, 2008, 09:14:00 am
You can add using the word fuck to that list...
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on July 22, 2008, 09:20:00 am
:(
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: killsaly on July 22, 2008, 09:31:00 am
the Black Kids cd was rated high in Urb and Blender.  
 My only complaint with them was they were kind of underwhelming live.  I am going to give them another chance though, they do have really catchy songs.
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: sweetcell on July 22, 2008, 09:31:00 am
suggestion for a can't-fail band name:
 
 "the blackwolf deerkids"
 
 instant hipster cred, before a single note is played.  forming the above band would require a french horn player.
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by killsaly:
  the Black Kids cd was rated high in Urb and Blender.  
how many pugs did they award the new album?
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Arthwys on July 22, 2008, 10:25:00 am
Only other I can think of at the moment...
 
 Simple Kid
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by bearman:
  Since we're on the topic, I just have to vent about band names for a second. I'm so fucking sick of bands that insist on using the words "wolf", "black", "kids" or "deer" in their names. It's old. Be creative. You can do it.
 
 And yes, I'm talking about the following:
 
 Wolf Parade
 Wolfmother
 Wolf Eyes
 Scary Kids Scaring Kids
 Cold War Kids
 The Cool Kids
 The Black Kids
 The Black Angels
 The Black Keys
 The Black Lips
 
 I'm sure there are more.
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Vas Deferens on July 22, 2008, 10:34:00 am
Black Mountain!
 AIDS Wolf
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Relaxer on July 22, 2008, 10:39:00 am
Dude not exactly work safe imagery there...
 
  <small>[ 07-22-2008, 11:26 AM: Message edited by: kosmo ]</small>
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: chaz on July 22, 2008, 10:48:00 am
black hollies
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Vas Deferens on July 22, 2008, 10:48:00 am
from comments at brooklynvegan:
 
 the pitchfork review was originally a 0.0, "written" by someone else, with an opening line on the front page that said "everybody makes mistakes sometimes."
 
 kudos for Pitchfork for calling this bullshit out !
 
 ...Black Kids sound like 14 year olds making fun of The Cure
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: xneverwherex on July 22, 2008, 11:10:00 am
Black Moth Super Rainbow
 Black Wire
 Winterkids
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Mobius on July 22, 2008, 11:55:00 am
Black Lipstick
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: godsshoeshine on July 22, 2008, 12:05:00 pm
black pugs
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: vansmack on July 22, 2008, 12:44:00 pm
Black Sabbath
 Steppenwolf
 New Kids on the Block
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Driveway on July 23, 2008, 09:13:00 am
I generally agree here.  I really LOVE Sea Wolf though.  I wish they were called something else, like "Depressed Accordion Music."
 
 From Sea Wolf's website:
 
 We want to be JUST LIKE: Wolf Eyes, Wolf Parade, We Are Wolves, AIDS Wolf, Wolfie, Wolf Colonel, Patrick Wolf, WolfMother, Guitar Wolf, Steppenwolf, Hugo Wolf, Kate Wolf, Laurent Wolf, Wolf City, Duran Duran (though they don't really count. they were just 'hungry like a wolf'), Howlin' Wolf, Superwolf, White Wolf, Seasons of the Wolf, Wolf & Cub, Peanut Butter Wolf, Peter Wolf, Peter and the Wolf, Los Lobos, Fuckwolf, The Wolfgang Press, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Wolfstone, The Wolfnote, Wolves in the Throneroom, Le Loup, Tiger Bear Wolf, Fox 'n Wolf, Wolftron, TV On The Radio (they did 'Wolf Like Me', got a lot of demand for them so apparently they qualify) Wolf, Wolf Cub ..If there are any more that we haven't mentioned here, let us know!
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: azaghal1981 on July 23, 2008, 10:25:00 am
I've won this game way too many times already but here goes again (sigh):
 
 
 Black Devil Disco Club
 Black Dice
 Black Forest/Black Sea
 Black Pus
 Black Tambourine
 Black Strobe
 Black Twig Pickers
 Black Uhuru
 Ladysmith Black Mambazo
 Blackstar
 Black Ladies
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Relaxer on July 23, 2008, 10:39:00 am
Black Sugar
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Vas Deferens on July 23, 2008, 10:42:00 am
people stop hijacking my thread.
 
 this is about Black Kids and their pugs.
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on July 23, 2008, 10:53:00 am
Aren't black kids more likely to have pit bulls, and other fighting dogs, than pugs?
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Relaxer on July 23, 2008, 11:03:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
  people stop hijacking my thread.
 
 this is about Black Kids and their pugs.
Do you think guys named 'Jack' get offended by the word 'hijack'? Because seperately, it would seem like Hi and Jack would indicate something nice and warm, but put them together, and BLAMMO!
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: kosmo vinyl on July 23, 2008, 11:11:00 am
What about Vampire and Zombies?
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Vas Deferens on July 23, 2008, 11:20:00 am
excuse me, but why are you hijacking the word "hijacking" on my thread?
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by Relaxer:
   
Quote
Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
  people stop hijacking my thread.
 
 this is about Black Kids and their pugs.
Do you think guys named 'Jack' get offended by the word 'hijack'? Because seperately, it would seem like Hi and Jack would indicate something nice and warm, but put them together, and BLAMMO! [/b]
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Relaxer on July 23, 2008, 11:26:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
  excuse me, but why are you hijacking the word "hijacking" on my thread?
 
Because it provides a fleeting, momentary distraction from the utter black hole that is my life. Speaking of which, is cheese generally considered orange or yellow? Is there tension between more lightly complected cheese and its darker-hued brethren?
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: azaghal1981 on July 23, 2008, 11:27:00 am
So what came first?
 
 
 The word hijack or "jack" used to mean to take w/o permission or steal as in "My bastard roomate jacked that last piece of cake I was saving for later so I'll have to get him back by taking a leak on his face as he sleeps tonight."?
 
 
 I'm thinking that use of "jack" was adopted after "hijack" became part of the English language but am not totally sure.
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Vas Deferens on July 23, 2008, 11:34:00 am
from wiki:
 
 There are two folk etymologies:
 
 That it arose from someone wanting a lift on a truck calling "Hi, Jack" (the exclamation plus the name), until this was used often as a trick by robbers.
 
 That it comes from seamen who were robbed by prostitutes in former centuries in London. Prostitutes would call out "Hi, Jack" to passing sailors. Instead of receiving the services they expected, some sailors were instead robbed by an accomplice.
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Vas Deferens on September 23, 2008, 12:20:00 am
their shows are being moved to smaller venues
 
 Metro Chicago -> Abbey Pub
 The Fillmore SF -> Great American Music Hall
 
 it's pitchfork's fault!   :p
Title: Re: Prepare for the decline of: The Black Kids
Post by: Relaxer on September 23, 2008, 09:30:00 am
Not many people know it, but the origin of the word pitchfork goes back to 1931 when Amos T. Scuttlebrow took the mound of a community baseball game in Auburn Smash, Idaho. Lacking a proper baseball -- this was the depression after all -- he used the only available tool he could find, which was a fork. He threw it, and it skewered Thomas U. Dinklefwat in the upper abdomen. Dinklefwat became so enraged that he went to his barn and got this weird looking tool and then proceeded to chase Scuttlebrow around the yard with it. Later, someone asked Dinklefwat what that weird looking tool was and he said "It's a pitchfork."