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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: vansmack on June 04, 2004, 04:45:00 pm

Title: Fairy Floss?
Post by: vansmack on June 04, 2004, 04:45:00 pm
I laughed for hours last night when I found out what that was.
Title: Re: Fairy Floss?
Post by: mankie on June 04, 2004, 04:49:00 pm
...and I'm sure I will when I find out.
Title: Re: Fairy Floss?
Post by: vansmack on June 04, 2004, 05:08:00 pm
So I took an Aussie to a hitty-runny game last night.
 
 The vendors were cruising by our seats with all kinds of goodies that she was inspecting.
 
 So this not so mans-man looking guy walked by selling cotton candy.  My friend in her Australian accent yells - "Could I get a Fairy Floss please?"
 
 Everybody within a 5 row radius turns back and looks at her.  The vendor turns bright red.  She's mortified.  
 
 I said "What did you just say to that guy?"
 
 And she said, "I wanted to buy some of his Fairy Floss."  
 
 "Do you mean Cotton Candy?" I asked.  
 
 She starts laughing "Cotton Candy, that's a ridiculous name"
 
 And I said, "You just asked a gay guy if you could buy his fairy floss, and you think we have a ridiculous name for cotton candy?"
 
 Needless to say, we bought some "Fairy Floss", tipped the guy heavily, and I couldn't stop laughing about Fairy Floss all night.
Title: Re: Fairy Floss?
Post by: mankie on June 04, 2004, 05:12:00 pm
In Britain we call it "Candy Floss" Fairy Floss is definately flaming though.
Title: Re: Fairy Floss?
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 04, 2004, 05:18:00 pm
I don't see how anybody can eat that shit. I'd run away from anybody who does, fast.
 
 Gotta be the most marked up shit anywhere. I think I remember them selling it for $4.75 a pop at a Diamondbacks game I went to a couple of years ago.
Title: Re: Fairy Floss?
Post by: Celeste on June 04, 2004, 05:33:00 pm
It's fat free, though!
Title: Re: Fairy Floss?
Post by: mankie on June 05, 2004, 11:02:00 am
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Originally posted by Celeste:
  It's fat free, though!
Not to mention fun with oral sex!!!