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Title: college
Post by: flawd101 on September 11, 2006, 12:45:00 pm
is awesome.
 where did everyone here go?
Title: Re: college
Post by: SalParadise on September 11, 2006, 12:46:00 pm
PCU
Title: Re: college
Post by: Relaxer on September 11, 2006, 12:48:00 pm
Bovine University!
Title: Re: college
Post by: flawd101 on September 11, 2006, 12:50:00 pm
that would be hilarious about 12 yeas ago.
 
 make sure to be here in 12 years to make a snakes on a plane joke
Title: Re: college
Post by: bearman🐻 on September 11, 2006, 12:59:00 pm
I think it's still funny!
Title: Re: college
Post by: flawd101 on September 11, 2006, 01:03:00 pm
maybe that's because you're twice my age.
Title: Re: college
Post by: slowgraffiti on September 11, 2006, 01:08:00 pm
college rockssss.
 i'm at st. john's in annapolis and aside from being in a shitty location, i'm having a pretty good time. it'll get better once some of the douchebags withdraw... and after i get serious about greek
Title: Re: college
Post by: SalParadise on September 11, 2006, 01:10:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by bearman:
  I think it's still funny!
hehe, me too.
 
 shit, i still want to get this:  
 http://www.zazzle.com/Segnbora/product/235818357944907954 (http://www.zazzle.com/Segnbora/product/235818357944907954)
Title: Re: college
Post by: vansmack on September 11, 2006, 01:15:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by flawd101:
  is awesome.
 where did everyone here go?
Stay as long as you can!
 
 California State.
Title: Re: college
Post by: thirsty moore on September 11, 2006, 01:19:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by flawd101:
  is awesome.
 where did everyone here go?
You've grown up in front of our very eyes.  Flawdiddy, you are now a young man....
Title: Re: college
Post by: eros on September 11, 2006, 01:19:00 pm
Go Hokies!
Title: Re: college
Post by: ggw on September 11, 2006, 01:36:00 pm
I earned an advanced degree from the School of Hard Knocks.
Title: Re: college
Post by: lbcardoni on September 11, 2006, 02:59:00 pm
Virginia Tech as well.  Barger Street!
Title: Re: college
Post by: chaz on September 11, 2006, 03:09:00 pm
I joined GGW at SHK.  
 
 I love it when people (mostly parents of my kids' playmates etc.) ask me where I went to college and I tell them I didn't.  They get really embarrassed and usually say something like "Good for you!".  I'm convinced they secretly wonder how I can afford to live in the same  neighborhoods as them without spending 200 grand on college.
Title: Re: college
Post by: vansmack on September 11, 2006, 03:21:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by who the fuck are you?:
    I'm convinced they secretly wonder how I can afford to live in the same  neighborhoods as them without spending 200 grand on college.
You live in Baltimore right?
Title: Re: college
Post by: sweetcell on September 11, 2006, 03:25:00 pm
School of Rock
 
 apologies... but if others can post about bovine...    :)    
 
 real answer: baaaahstun U
Title: Re: college
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on September 11, 2006, 03:25:00 pm
I bet you're white.
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by who the fuck are you?:
  I joined GGW at SHK.  
 
 I love it when people (mostly parents of my kids' playmates etc.) ask me where I went to college and I tell them I didn't.  They get really embarrassed and usually say something like "Good for you!".  I'm convinced they secretly wonder how I can afford to live in the same  neighborhoods as them without spending 200 grand on college.
Title: Re: college
Post by: thingsfallapart on September 11, 2006, 03:37:00 pm
University of Murdaland
Title: Re: college
Post by: Guiny on September 11, 2006, 03:38:00 pm
No college.
 
 United States Air Force
Title: Re: college
Post by: chaz on September 11, 2006, 03:46:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by vansmack:
   
Quote
Originally posted by who the fuck are you?:
    I'm convinced they secretly wonder how I can afford to live in the same  neighborhoods as them without spending 200 grand on college.
You live in Baltimore right? [/b]
Nope...Arlington.
Title: Re: college
Post by: chaz on September 11, 2006, 03:47:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Weird Little Self Loathing Man:
  I bet you're white.
 
   
Quote
Originally posted by who the fuck are you?:
  I joined GGW at SHK.  
 
 I love it when people (mostly parents of my kids' playmates etc.) ask me where I went to college and I tell them I didn't.  They get really embarrassed and usually say something like "Good for you!".  I'm convinced they secretly wonder how I can afford to live in the same  neighborhoods as them without spending 200 grand on college.
[/b]
Nope...I'm half Burmese and half Puerto-Rican.
Title: Re: college
Post by: ggw on September 11, 2006, 04:14:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by who the fuck are you?:
  Nope...I'm half Burmese and half Puerto-Rican.
"You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me."
Title: Re: college
Post by: you be betty on September 11, 2006, 04:17:00 pm
I will be Brown alum in six years   :)
Title: Re: college
Post by: Sage 703 on September 11, 2006, 05:14:00 pm
William & Mary
Title: Re: college
Post by: chaz on September 11, 2006, 05:24:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
   
Quote
Originally posted by who the fuck are you?:
  Nope...I'm half Burmese and half Puerto-Rican.
"You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me." [/b]
Not really....with a wildly lucky guess Rhett got it.....I'm white.
Title: Re: college
Post by: SPARX on September 11, 2006, 06:28:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by slowgraffiti:
   it'll get better once some of the douchebags withdraw... and after i get serious about greek
Now that's funny!!!
 
 
 As is the message you get after posting to this thread, Which is:
 Thanks for posting!
 
 Sit tight... We are taking you back to: college
Title: Re: college
Post by: kookiemnstr8 on September 11, 2006, 06:38:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by slowgraffiti:
  college rockssss.
 i'm at st. john's in annapolis and aside from being in a shitty location, i'm having a pretty good time. it'll get better once some of the douchebags withdraw... and after i get serious about greek
I'm jealous.  I wish I had the balls to apply to St. John's.  I think it would be an absolutely amazing experience.
Title: Re: college
Post by: on September 11, 2006, 06:40:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by slowgraffiti:
  college rockssss.
  i'm having a pretty good time. it'll get better ... after i get serious about greek
Be sure to use plenty of astro glide.  I hear the first time hurts like hell, but it will stretch out to a size 12 after awhile.
Title: Re: college
Post by: on September 11, 2006, 06:46:00 pm
I went to 3 different local community colleges for nearly half semester each.  But it is okay.  I had plenty of wild dirty sex with hot European babes.  Our pre sex dialogues went something like this:
 
 I don't want a man who's
 chiseled and sculpted.
 
   
                   
 I like soft and weak.
 
   
                   
 -You do?
 -I want a man who's unemployed.
 
   
                   
 And went to a community college.
 
   
                   
 I am, and I did.
 
   
                   
 -You know what really turns me on?
 -What?
 
   
                   
 is thinking about him
 in his tighty whities...
 
   
                   
 ...sitting at his computer...
 
   
                   
 ...and visiting different porn sites...
 
   
                   
 ...and taking the free tour
 with no intention of ever joining.
 
   
                   
 I don't have a credit card!
 
   
                   
 -Kiss my chest.
 -Okay.
 
   
                   
 Harder!
 
   
                   
 -Bite me!
 -You sure?
 
   
                   
 Harder! Bite me harder!
Title: Re: college
Post by: tiffson on September 11, 2006, 07:06:00 pm
GW.
Title: Re: college
Post by: vansmack on September 11, 2006, 07:24:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Graace:
 I'm jealous.  I wish I had the balls to apply to St. John's.  I think it would be an absolutely amazing experience.
Let me know when this makes the required reading list for Freshman Year:
 
  <img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/1573223077.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_SL160_.jpg" alt=" - " />
 Everything Bad Is Good for You: How Today's Popular Culture Is Actually Making Us Smarter (http://www.amazon.com/Everything-Bad-Good-You-Actually/dp/1573223077/ref=pd_sxp_f_pt/104-7652172-0669501?ie=UTF8)
 
 And then I'll think about it for my kids.
Title: Re: college
Post by: helicon1 on September 11, 2006, 08:04:00 pm
Where's George Mason love??? Right here!
Title: Re: college
Post by: Random Citizen on September 11, 2006, 08:39:00 pm
Well, since my alma mater (http://www.hood.edu/) went co-ed a few years ago (grumble grumble), you could go there.
Title: Re: college
Post by: flawd101 on September 11, 2006, 08:57:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by eros:
  Go Hokies!
!!!!!
 we're fucking 14th! and going up after this weekend. i can't wait till saturday.
Title: Re: college
Post by: kcjones119 on September 11, 2006, 09:12:00 pm
<img src="http://www.tshizzle.com/tshirts/Movies/college-large.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: college
Post by: guitar87guy on September 11, 2006, 09:35:00 pm
UMBC  - undefeated football team
Title: Re: college
Post by: Random Citizen on September 11, 2006, 09:58:00 pm
Ah, two years later and that still makes me laugh.
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by kcjones119:
   <img src="http://www.tshizzle.com/tshirts/Movies/college-large.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: college
Post by: alex on September 12, 2006, 10:10:00 am
Christopher Newport University
 
 Don't go there.
Title: Re: college
Post by: chokeychicken on September 12, 2006, 10:39:00 am
went to?
 
 how about currently going?
 
 VCU.
Title: Re: college
Post by: eros on September 12, 2006, 10:52:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by flawd101:
   
Quote
Originally posted by eros:
  Go Hokies!
!!!!!
 we're fucking 14th! and going up after this weekend. i can't wait till saturday. [/b]
I'll be there.
Title: Re: college
Post by: godsshoeshine on September 12, 2006, 10:56:00 am
washington & jefferson college
 
 i hear it sucks now that they enforce open container laws. commisioner of the nfl and the 26 year-old may of pittsburgh also went there
Title: Re: college
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on September 12, 2006, 11:02:00 am
georgetown
Title: Re: college
Post by: SalParadise on September 12, 2006, 11:12:00 am
upenn
Title: Re: college
Post by: sweetcell on September 12, 2006, 11:17:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by HoyaSaxa08:
  georgetown
some things don't need to be said or written  :)
Title: Re: college
Post by: definitivedoodle on September 12, 2006, 11:32:00 am
JMU
Title: Re: college
Post by: Relaxer on September 12, 2006, 11:38:00 am
University of Portland (no, not the one downtown, that's Portland State).
 
 Only good thing about UP is its Salzburg, Austria year-abroad program, which was excellent (especially because 1989-90 was a verrry interesting time to be in Europe).
Title: Re: college
Post by: Reod Dai on September 12, 2006, 12:07:00 pm
I'm currently trying to decide if, where, and for what I want to go to college, after six years in the Navy.
 
 "You there on the motorbike! Sell me one of your melons!"
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
   
Quote
Originally posted by who the fuck are you?:
  Nope...I'm half Burmese and half Puerto-Rican.
"You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me." [/b]
Title: Re: college
Post by: chaz on September 12, 2006, 12:09:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by chokeychicken:
  went to?
 
 how about currently going?
 
 VCU.
I lied again.  Not only am I not a Burmese-Puerto Rican American, I went to VCU for about 15 minutes in 1989.
Title: Re: college
Post by: Bombay Chutney on September 12, 2006, 12:21:00 pm
Penn State
Title: Re: college
Post by: ratioci nation on September 12, 2006, 12:24:00 pm
American University
Title: Re: college
Post by: xneverwherex on September 12, 2006, 12:32:00 pm
UC Santa Barbara - still ranked in the top 10's for biggest party schools   :D
Title: Re: college
Post by: redsock on September 12, 2006, 12:35:00 pm
GW
Title: Re: college
Post by: sonickteam2 on September 12, 2006, 01:10:00 pm
i didnt go to college.  :(
Title: Re: college
Post by: vansmack on September 12, 2006, 01:11:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by xneverwherex:
  UC Santa Barbara - still ranked in the top 10's for biggest party schools    :D  
It's been a little different since they cracked down on the Halloween party.  Fortunately, I made one of the last "legendary" halloween's at UCSB.
Title: Re: college
Post by: vansmack on September 12, 2006, 01:13:00 pm
Kudos to Harvard for making the right decision:
 
 Harvard to End Early Admissions (http://www.boston.com/news/education/higher/articles/2006/09/12/harvard_to_end_early_admission/)
 
 Now let's hope others follow.
Title: Re: college
Post by: ggw on September 12, 2006, 01:13:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by xneverwherex:
  UC Santa Barbara - still ranked in the top 10's for biggest party schools      :D    
I used to have a t-shirt commemorating the "UCSB Bong Team -- 1989-1990 Conference Champions."  The front said
 U
 Can
 Study
 Buzzed.  
 
 I have no idea how I ever acquired it.
Title: Re: college
Post by: edbert on September 12, 2006, 01:17:00 pm
GW. I was walking through the first floor of the student center this summer and remembered when Ramones played there around 1981 and used that Men's as their dressing room... I walked in and all four of 'em were standing there lined up along the mirror
Title: Re: college
Post by: xneverwherex on September 12, 2006, 01:19:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by vansmack:
   
Quote
Originally posted by xneverwherex:
  UC Santa Barbara - still ranked in the top 10's for biggest party schools     :)
Title: Re: college
Post by: vansmack on September 12, 2006, 01:20:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  I used to have a t-shirt commemorating the "UCSB Bong Team -- 1989-1990 Conference Champions."  The front said
 U
 Can
 Study
 Buzzed.  
 
 I have no idea how I ever acquired it.
I was accepted to three other UC schools, but opted to stay in Orange County because I was denied admission to UCSB and Santa Cruz.  I think they knew all I wanted to do was surf my way through college.
Title: Re: college
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on September 12, 2006, 01:20:00 pm
I can't believe you don't remember our special night together. You said you'd always remember!
 
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
   
Quote
Originally posted by xneverwherex:
  UC Santa Barbara - still ranked in the top 10's for biggest party schools       :D    
I used to have a t-shirt commemorating the "UCSB Bong Team -- 1989-1990 Conference Champions."  The front said
 U
 Can
 Study
 Buzzed.  
 
 I have no idea how I ever acquired it. [/b]
Title: Re: college
Post by: vansmack on September 12, 2006, 01:22:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by xneverwherex:
  after 92, halloween was never the same. that was my first year there.  
Ha!  We probably made out...
Title: Re: college
Post by: sonickteam2 on September 12, 2006, 01:24:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by vansmack:
   
Quote
Originally posted by xneverwherex:
  after 92, halloween was never the same. that was my first year there.  
Ha!  We probably made out... [/b]
isnt xneverwherex a girl?
Title: Re: college
Post by: ggw on September 12, 2006, 01:38:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by vansmack:
  I was accepted to three other UC schools, but opted to stay in Orange County
Wait.....didn't they make a movie about you?
 
  <img src="http://www.dvdcc.com/images/covs/orangecounty.jpg" alt=" - " />
Title: Re: college
Post by: flawd101 on September 12, 2006, 01:50:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by eros:
   
Quote
Originally posted by flawd101:
   
Quote
Originally posted by eros:
  Go Hokies!
!!!!!
 we're fucking 14th! and going up after this weekend. i can't wait till saturday. [/b]
I'll be there. [/b]
ill be there this saturday and next.
 im 3/3 at getting tickets so far.
 
 i have a bunch of friends at vcu...
Title: Re: college
Post by: vansmack on September 12, 2006, 01:53:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Wait.....didn't they make a movie about you?
 
   <img src="http://www.dvdcc.com/images/covs/orangecounty.jpg" alt=" - " />
We split over creative differences and I pulled my name from the project.  Still get a fat royalty check though.
 
 There's more truth in that movie then you'll ever know...
Title: Re: college
Post by: xneverwherex on September 12, 2006, 03:27:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by le sonick:
   
Quote
Originally posted by vansmack:
   
Quote
Originally posted by xneverwherex:
  after 92, halloween was never the same. that was my first year there.  
Ha!  We probably made out... [/b]
isnt xneverwherex a girl? [/b]
last i checked i was all female  ;)  honestly if we made out, i would have been so drunk i cant imagine it would have been that great   :eek:
Title: Re: college
Post by: lily1 on September 12, 2006, 08:26:00 pm
i'm a gw grad too...as is bunnyman/bearman...in fact that is where we met all those years ago...
Title: Re: college
Post by: Frank Gallagher on September 13, 2006, 02:54:00 am
It's interesting how nobody has mentioned what a great education they got while at college, I thought that's what it was all about.....besides, if doodle schools actually educated their kids for life, instead of just preparing them for college, you wouldn't have to pay $750,000 to finish your education....consipacy???
Title: Re: college
Post by: godsshoeshine on September 13, 2006, 09:02:00 am
sure, lets talk about how great of an education we got in college. then we'll talk about the great spreadsheets we made today
Title: Re: college
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on September 13, 2006, 09:46:00 am
That's because most of the people on here posting went to college at state universities. Those who paid the big dollars and got good educations went and got good jobs and are too busy with their work and their lives to be posting on here.
 
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  It's interesting how nobody has mentioned what a great education they got while at college, I thought that's what it was all about.....besides, if doodle schools actually educated their kids for life, instead of just preparing them for college, you wouldn't have to pay $750,000 to finish your education....consipacy???
Title: Re: college
Post by: SPARX on September 13, 2006, 04:41:00 pm
I remember 1 professor who was giving a lecture on "Involuntary
 Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.
 
 Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
 decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in
 the front row and said, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while
 you're having an orgasm?"
 
 She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."
 
 
 Happy Hump Day!