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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: on January 29, 2004, 01:24:00 pm
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bleurgh............bleurgh...........
why do i have this image of barnacles stuck on to the side of a sewage pipe................
bleurgh...........
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I'm tempted to say they already use them, that's why they smell like tuna....but I'll take the high road this time!
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A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said "Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on."
She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6."He thanked her and continued playing golf.
On the back nine he got lost again.
He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. "I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm on."
She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13." Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.
When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living. "I'm in sales."
He replied "no kidding so am I. What do you sell?"
She said it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised. She said, "I sell tampons".
He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.
She said, "You promised you wouldn't laugh".
He replied "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper. I'm still one hole behind you."
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Is it Official Bad Joke Day or something?
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Is it Official Bad Joke Day or something?
Isn't that everyday on this board?
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Mankie. You are the true king of comedy.
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Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
Mankie. You are the true king of comedy.
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Thank you, thank you...you guys have been great..I'll be here all week!
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i think i just have lost all desire to eat, for the rest of my life.
and as lulu would say/has said already..
bleurgh............bleurgh...........
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holy christmas...that is....I can't even....
Dupek, how the hell do you come upon these things?!?
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Originally posted by Bags:
holy christmas...that is....I can't even....
Dupek, how the hell do you come upon these things?!?
well they are small........so i imagine you would have to line them up just right........
but the fact they are sponges is probably excellent for the clean-up :D
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Originally posted by poorlulu:
Originally posted by Bags:
holy christmas...that is....I can't even....
Dupek, how the hell do you come upon these things?!?
well they are small........so i imagine you would have to line them up just right........
but the fact they are sponges is probably excellent for the clean-up :D [/b]
And with them being sponges you can use them to clean up the kitchen surfaces for three weeks of the month.
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Originally posted by Bags:
holy christmas...that is....I can't even....
Dupek, how the hell do you come upon these things?!?
Too much Red Bull, I guess... <img src="http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage44/8.gif" alt=" - " />
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Umm, I have a question. How do you remove the things? Ladies, if you've ever had a string break on you, you'll know exactly why I'm asking.
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Jag, there's so much about this I don't want to think about. Obviously you're meant to re-use them, so I suppose there are containers for you to keep the used ones when you're out on the town. eeeeewwww
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I would think that you would need special tongs to remove them. Even then, you'd still end up with one bloody mess during extraction. BTW, I'm assuming they are a one time use thing. Sure, they're bio-degrable but are they worth it?
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Originally posted by Bags:
I suppose there are containers for you to keep the used ones when you're out on the town. eeeeewwww
Somehow, I don't imagine the users of these are often "out on the town"...
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Originally posted by Jaguär:
Umm, I have a question. How do you remove the things? Ladies, if you've ever had a string break on you, you'll know exactly why I'm asking.
I suppose they have to do what I do when the string on my teabag snaps, which I agree jags, it's very annoying!...just get a spoon and fish..err I mean scoop it out.
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now this is getting really gross, mankie is talking about his teabag
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Salad tongs? Makes a great garnish for a Bloddy Mary. Breaks the ice at parties.
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Originally posted by mankie:
I suppose they have to do what I do when the string on my teabag snaps, which I agree jags, it's very annoying!...just get a spoon and fish..err I mean scoop it out.
Your teabag (http://teabag-game.freehosting.net/stories.html), eh?
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
Originally posted by mankie:
I suppose they have to do what I do when the string on my teabag snaps, which I agree jags, it's very annoying!...just get a spoon and fish..err I mean scoop it out.
Your teabag (http://teabag-game.freehosting.net/stories.html), eh? [/b]
I don't even need to click on the link to know this thread is rapidly going down hill.....and just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.
What's next? Blumpkins?
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Ah, teabagging. One of my favorite pastimes.
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Originally posted by Jaguär:
Umm, I have a question. How do you remove the things? Ladies, if you've ever had a string break on you, you'll know exactly why I'm asking.
that's what i was wondering! and where the hell do you put them when they're done? i don't think i'd want to reuse something like that... ughhhhh being a girl sucks.
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Originally posted by i do not heart winter:
... ughhhhh being a girl sucks. [/b]
in more ways than one. huh, huh,
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Originally posted by mankie:
in more ways than one. huh, huh,
you know it... stud
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Wasn't it Warren G. Balls that said, "Just sit back, and open ya mouth."
Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
Ah, teabagging. One of my favorite pastimes.