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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 03, 2004, 05:20:00 pm

Title: Democratic candidates sex appeal
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on February 03, 2004, 05:20:00 pm

I didn't write this, I only copied and pasted. So which Democratic candidate would YOU most want to sleep with?
 
 ot that I'm still horny or anything, but can I just remark on what an unexpectedly très hot bunch of Dem daddies there's been this campaign season? Howard Dean is a silver fox and entirely fuckable, even with that coiled neck (I'd make him scream, all right); Wesley Clark, despite the shoulder pads that make his head look even smaller, radiates smiling smolder and four-star authorityâ??he'd dominate you, but nicely, thank you; John Edwards, let's face it, is an utter Breck goddess with a portrait in the attic; Kucinich has those floppy ears to grab on to for a potentially wild ride; Sharpton's new hair makes me hot for some (affirmative) action; and even Kerry has a certain Boris Karloff-y goth appeal that could be sexy after a few cocktails. (His wife, though, simply has to lose that sash on her shmatte.)

Title: Re: Democratic candidates sex appeal
Post by: walkman on February 03, 2004, 06:24:00 pm

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Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
  I didn't write this

yeah sure.

Title: Re: Democratic candidates sex appeal
Post by: Celeste on February 03, 2004, 06:24:00 pm

in spite of a recent dream that I was dating Dean, none of them appeal to me in "that way"...
 
 where'd you find that? Nerve? the Village Voice? the Fulks chatboard?

Title: Re: Democratic candidates sex appeal
Post by: paige on February 03, 2004, 07:04:00 pm

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Originally posted by walkie hearts you all:
   

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Originally posted by Rutherford J. Balls:
  I didn't write this

yeah sure. [/b]

we all know it's an excerpt from his Lisa Frank themed diary littered with unicorn and rainbow stickers

Title: Re: Democratic candidates sex appeal
Post by: on February 04, 2004, 02:04:00 am

Well I was going to say Carolyn Mosley-Braun, because of her Hottentot bustle butt.   But then I suddenly lost all of my Joe-mentum.

Title: Re: Democratic candidates sex appeal
Post by: Celeste on February 04, 2004, 10:13:00 am

ah yes, there is a technical term (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=steatopyga) for the unmistakable beauty of such a booty

Title: Re: Democratic candidates sex appeal
Post by: Sir HC on February 04, 2004, 12:57:00 pm

I am sorry but Clark looks like some Japanimation that has gotten loose in the real world.  Those eyes are too big and fawn-like.

Title: Re: Democratic candidates sex appeal
Post by: mankie on February 04, 2004, 01:20:00 pm

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Originally posted by Celeste:
  ah yes, there is a technical term (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=steatopyga) for the unmistakable beauty of such a booty

steatopyga - and here's me thinking "lard-arse" was the medical term for such a...ahem...gift!

Title: Re: Democratic candidates sex appeal
Post by: on February 04, 2004, 03:06:00 pm

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Originally posted by Celeste:
  ah yes, there is a technical term (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=steatopyga) for the unmistakable beauty of such a booty

<img src="http://www.emory.edu/ENGLISH/Bahri/hott.jpg" alt=" - " />  image source (http://www.emory.edu/ENGLISH/Bahri/Hott.html)