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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: thirsty moore on March 26, 2007, 10:23:00 am

Title: New topics your parents would make
Post by: thirsty moore on March 26, 2007, 10:23:00 am
Dad:
 Driving my car into the ground but keeping it looking sharp
 
 Tubular Bells ownz
 
 I like Steely Dan.  Wanna make something of it?
 
 Mom:
 Check out this sweet quilt I just made
 
 Lo fat Turkey Burgers and you
 
 My coworkers and the neighbor up the street are idiots
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: Relaxer on March 26, 2007, 10:29:00 am
Why Does It Have To Be So Loud?
 
 Five Dollars For A Beer? I Could Buy A Whole Six-Pack For That!
 
 95% Of The People Here Should Be In Bed Right Now
 
 Do These Girls' Mothers Know They're Dressed Like That?
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: ggw on March 26, 2007, 10:46:00 am
Why Isn't My Victrola Working?
 
 Which Brandenburg Concerto is Your Fave?
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: alex on March 26, 2007, 10:49:00 am
Why do girls these days dress like such hussies?
 
 GWB is the greatest president in history.
 
 All Democrats are Commies, except Jim Webb.
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: beetsnotbeats on March 26, 2007, 10:51:00 am
Ever think about going back to college?
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on March 26, 2007, 11:01:00 am
Dad:
 
 1 Keep your nose to the grindstone, son.
 
 2 You know what Merle Haggard said about men who wear sandals, don't you son?
 
 3 Hank Williams, Greatest Musician of all Time
 
 Mom:
 
 1 It don't say that in the Bible
 
 2 They lived to be 900 years old in the Bible, you can too, you just have to have faith.
 
 3 I love that new Taylor Hicks album!
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: thirsty moore on March 26, 2007, 11:01:00 am
Dad:
 
 I'm from the Lou and I'm proud.
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on March 26, 2007, 11:02:00 am
My wife says that everyday.
 
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by econo:
 
 
 Mom:
 
 
 My coworkers are idiots
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: eltee on March 26, 2007, 11:16:00 am
Won't go to concerts if there is smoking.
 
 Charge a flat rate - what's with all the fees?
 
 Oh, wait, we've already discussed these.  :D
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: kcjones119 on March 26, 2007, 11:20:00 am
Reasons you'll never know as much as I do
 
 People I saw at the store today
 
 Those neighbor kids and their marriages
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: Bags on March 26, 2007, 11:24:00 am
Dad: Very Clever Lyrics -- NOT!  
 
 [Okay, he wouldn't say NOT, but he went on a rant over REM's lyrics, or lack thereof, when we did our college tour back in...the 80s]
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: ggw on March 26, 2007, 11:43:00 am
Does Anyone Have the Judy Collins Presale Info?
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: on March 26, 2007, 12:09:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Brandon Brendall, the thief:
 All Democrats are Commies, except Jim Webb.
My dad sez Webb is a pussy.
 
 He also sez death to all Muslims.
 
 He also sez that naval academy grads don't make good politicians.  I disagree...CARTER RAWKED!
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: HoyaSaxa03 on March 26, 2007, 12:10:00 pm
What's With These DVDs With MP3 Files on Them?  Can I Play Them in My Car?
 
 Jackson Browne: Great Songwriter or Greatest Songwriter?
 
 great thread, btw
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: godsshoeshine on March 26, 2007, 12:25:00 pm
dad:
 on the eve of the new season (north of the border edition)
 
 mom:
 why arent the bush twins in iraq?
 
 they might use caps and punctuation though
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: on March 26, 2007, 12:35:00 pm
Jackson Brown: Knows how to slap a mouthy beyotch like Daryl. ("Trying to sound all ghetto-like")
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: RatBastard on March 26, 2007, 01:00:00 pm
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times!
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: vansmack on March 26, 2007, 01:10:00 pm
Mom: Are all concert going to be sit down like the Cowboy Junkies show?  That would be nice.
 
 Dad: I would never go to a concert where I couldn't smoke!  This all stems from the death of Jerry Garcia...
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: Frank Gallagher on March 26, 2007, 01:32:00 pm
Mum - What's wrong with kids today? They ought to be ashamed of themselves.
 
 Dad - Don't they know they look like right pillocks with their jeans hanging down below their arses like that?
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: sweetcell on March 26, 2007, 02:15:00 pm
mom: so, you know how you're in your 30's, still single, and have been dating that girl for what seems like an eternity now
 
 dad: explain to me once again why you didn't go into engineering in college?
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on March 26, 2007, 02:23:00 pm
So when are you going to pop the question, sweetie?
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: Frank Gallagher on March 26, 2007, 02:26:00 pm
(Circa 1981)
 
 Dad - What's that pillock doing with that twig sticking out his arse?
 
 (After seeing The Smiths on Top of the Pops)
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: sweetcell on March 26, 2007, 02:29:00 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  So when are you going to pop the question, sweetie?
question?  oh, you mean "mom, when the hell are you going to shut up about that already???"   :D   and to be fair, she does drop the occasional reminder/enquiry, but isn't terrible about it.  my recently-wed sister, on the other hand...
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: Vas Deferens on March 26, 2007, 02:40:00 pm
You can't go to shows anymore once you get married! You'll be focusing on other things, like making babies.
 
 
 
Quote
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  So when are you going to pop the question, sweetie?
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: tigersscareme on April 04, 2007, 11:12:00 pm
*aren't these forwarded emails from my friends funny?
 *do you think your brother is going to marry his (older by 13 years) girlfriend?
 *why do you always look so crappy?
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: K8teebug on April 05, 2007, 08:58:00 am
Mom:  Don't you know that your eggs are getting old?  Where are my grandchildren?
 
 (My mom actually said this to me a few weeks ago)
Title: Re: New topics your parents would make
Post by: on April 05, 2007, 11:38:00 am
Quote
Originally posted by econo:
  Dad:
 
 
 I like Steely Dan.  Wanna make something of it?
 
 
My dad is like the dad from that Cheap Trick song, Surrender.  My dad is way kewler than me.  But he likes The Stones & The Doors.
 
 But since I like Steely Dan, and always have...I am more like your father.