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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: ebeniezer on August 22, 2008, 04:19:00 pm
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I need some sex music.
Suggestions? Advice? Diagrams?
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Delerium. (playing the club Oct 1st too!)
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MindCage
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If you have to ask, you probably don't need much more than "Blister in the Sun."
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Set the volume to 11
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When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV
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for real
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morphine
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A great bottle of wine,some select opiates of your own choosing,turn the lights down low and start Roxy Music's "Avalon"...........
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Originally posted by Dr. Anton Phibes:
A great bottle of wine,some select opiates of your own choosing,turn the lights down low and start Roxy Music's "Avalon"...........
Or a 6-pack of natty-bo, a ruffie and whatever music you want because biatch won't hear a thing!!
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Queens of the Stone Age
Pink Floyd
Bob Marley
Devendra Banhart
Theivery Corporation
Nine Inch Nails [When appropriate]
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Originally posted by DeathFromAbove1979:
Queens of the Stone Age
Pink Floyd
Bob Marley
Devendra Banhart
Theivery Corporation
Nine Inch Nails [When appropriate]
When did masturbation start qualifying as sex?
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Originally posted by Julian, certified WEBLEBRITY:
Originally posted by DeathFromAbove1979:
Queens of the Stone Age
Pink Floyd
Bob Marley
Devendra Banhart
Theivery Corporation
Nine Inch Nails [When appropriate]
When did masturbation start qualifying as sex? [/b]
When I started doing it in public.
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is it music for fucking, or making love?
Vansmack: post of the day :D
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Jack Johnson - "Your Body Is A Wonderland"
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any Air album.
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If you want to get nasty, put on The Birthday Party.
If you want romance, Darklands by Jesus & Mary Chain.
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Originally posted by DeathFromAbove1979:
Queens of the Stone Age
Pink Floyd
Bob Marley
Devendra Banhart
Theivery Corporation
Nine Inch Nails [When appropriate]
So what frat are you in bro?
Sorry couldn't help myself.
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I don't really think of music when I'm having sex. I don't know...I guess I'm just preoccupied with other thoughts.
But there was one time I was listening to Jeff Buckley, and a boyfriend made a surprise visit, and we happened to start heating things up, and midway we realised...once someone hears what we're listening to, there's really no question as to what's going on behind closed doors. Jeff Buckley is trying-to-get-in-a-girl's-pants music, at the very least, for sure.
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Originally posted by lancha:
any Air album.
Sweetcell Approved™
although generally, i don't want lyrics. i like the music to suggest a mood, not dictate it via words or otherwise distract us. i'll often reach for some electronic downtempo/chillout. classical & flamenco guitar also works.
only exception to my no-lyrics rule: barry white. i believe that also qualifies as trying-to-get-in-her-pants music (higher batting average than jeff buckley, tho :p )
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This new Of Montreal album would work if you're looking for gangbang and/or S&M music.
Dude's officially gone completely off the deep end and has put his insanity and sexual depravity on display for everyone to hear.
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
Originally posted by lancha:
any Air album.
Sweetcell Approved™
although generally, i don't want lyrics. i like the music to suggest a mood, not dictate it via words or otherwise distract us. i'll often reach for some electronic downtempo/chillout. classical & flamenco guitar also works.
only exception to my no-lyrics rule: barry white. i believe that also qualifies as trying-to-get-in-her-pants music (higher batting average than jeff buckley, tho :p ) [/b]
yeah man I know what you mean. On dates I'll throw on some Air, even a bit of Portishead once in a while. End it with some ambient stuff like Ulrich Schnauss... always makes for a good time.
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You always throw in that special mix you have already made long ago for just such occasions.
Or throw in some some Jandek. I also agree with Darklands.
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I tell ya, this is one way technology has improved things. Back in the day, you'd be 20 minutes into things, a girl's legs over your shoulders and just getting into a rhythmic groove, and then you'd have to stop and go to the record player and turn the record over. Or even worse, gingerly lift the record up by the edges and put it back in its sleeve and select another one.
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If the time is right, and you really want to make the night special, there is no substitute.
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Originally posted by azaghal1981:
Originally posted by DeathFromAbove1979:
Queens of the Stone Age
Pink Floyd
Bob Marley
Devendra Banhart
Theivery Corporation
Nine Inch Nails [When appropriate]
So what frat are you in bro?
Sorry couldn't help myself. [/b]
NIN is incredibly bro-ish, but I am the farthest thing from that. Sorry my musical knowledge hasn't had the incredible amounts of decades yours has had to expand to point of obnoxious up turned nose status.
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Originally posted by They call me Doctor Doom.:
I tell ya, this is one way technology has improved things. Back in the day, you'd be 20 minutes into things, a girl's legs over your shoulders and just getting into a rhythmic groove, and then you'd have to stop and go to the record player and turn the record over. Or even worse, gingerly lift the record up by the edges and put it back in its sleeve and select another one.
err, hello?? C120 cassette tapes with auto reverse!!???
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I remember flipping the record over during my very first roll in the hay...."Walk Among Us" by The Misfits. Ahh, the romance.
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Evidently, "It's not unusual" for her knickers come flying off when this bloke sings.
<img src="http://www.ticketstogo.com/images_user/Concerts/T/Tom-Jones.jpg" alt=" - " />
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This is most assuredly for fucking not making love. Besides, who makes love anymore besides the Huxtables?
I'm still waiting for diagrams...
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New Wet Kojak - first album
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Miles Davis
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Originally posted by Arthwys:
Miles Davis
Worst sex music I ever selected was Miles Davis - Sketches of Spain. My wife demanded it be turned off before she would continue after about 20 minutes. Nefertitti worked well, though. I think I might have had Bitches Brew as a soundtrack before as well.
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My selections are kind of dated as sex with music sort of died once a kid came along.
Things I remember working well:
Portishead - Dummy
Roxy Music - Avalon (duh)
REM - Up
Peter Gabriel - Us, also Passion
Smashing Pumpkins - Gish
Radiohead - The Bends
John Coltrane - A Love Supreme
Morphine - Cure for Pain (something I guess thatguy and I have in common)
Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
Richard and Linda Thompson - Pour Down Like Silver
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Sex music is one of those things that's hard to sometimes define. What's sexy to one person might not be sexy to another. So basically, I'm listing my favorites and either people will get it or not.
First of all, I noticed somebody already listed Mezzanine by Massive Attack, which was genius! I'll also recommend their albums Protection and Blue Lines. First time I ever had a guy over, Protection was the first album I put on and he was impressed. Honestly, any good trip hop is good for sex (Portishead, the first Esthero album, Tricky, ect...)
Okay moving onto my next favorite which is Depeche Mode. I'll be honest, they have four albums that are pretty good, dark and sexy... Black Celebration, Violator, Songs of Faith and Devotion, and Ultra. It just all depends on what sort of mood you're going for. Ultra is chilled, Violator is darkly delicious, SOFAD is rocking with a kinky twist (listen to In Your Room and you'll understand), and Black Celebration is just quiet, dark and moody (besides who can resist "Stripped").
Now I noticed some chatter about Nine Inch Nails. While yes "Closer" seems like an obviously give away, I think they have sexier songs. Their cover of Adam Ants' "Physical" and Queen's "Get Down, Make Love" are both pretty hot. I also love certain songs from Year Zero, The Slip, The Fragile, With Teeth and Pretty Hate Machine. So I suppose if you're going to play them, don't settle for just one album. You probably want to make a mix.
I also noticed somebody mentioned JAMC's The Darklands. That was pretty awesome. I would even say Psychocandy would be a good one. Along the same lines as JAMC, I would totally include The Cure's Disintegration on this list. The album has some pretty choice moments. Dark, atmospheric and rather eerie. Another album that comes to mind from a similar era is My Bloody Valentine's Loveless. My friend says it's a good one. But I haven't tried it yet.
As for other albums/artists... Interpol's Turn on the Bright Lights has some choice moments. I would even dare to suggest The Smiths Singles Collection or U2's Achtung Baby. And then you have typical fare such as Prince and Sade. I also think Leonard Cohen has some pretty sensual moments too.
Oh last one I thought of was The Last Temptation of Christ soundtrack. I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned this one yet. When I was in high school, a friend of mine told me that he swore by it. Sure it may be "world music" but it has some pretty cool power to it.
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Reading this thread makes me see why my wife says (if she were in he market for it) she'd never have sex with anyone under 35.
I think we're both on the same level as Samantha's first paragraph.
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It's always disturbing to be in semi-agreement with Rhett, so I'll say the music doesn't matter *that* much, but at the same time it does matter, because during a time of heightened senses if you've got good music on, you're going to enjoy the music much more, too, even if you think you're not listening to it. I always associate certain songs with certain experiences many years later, even if it was just the latest crap on MTV, which we put on loud so the neighbors wouldn't hear.
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Jeff Beck, "Blow by Blow."
And not (just) because of the title.
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I'm glad someone agrees with me...I'm surprised people find music so important on these occasions.
I'm well under 35, by the way.
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Originally posted by Samantha:
I'm glad someone agrees with me...I'm surprised people find music so important on these occasions.
I'm well under 35, by the way.
I doubt many people have responded think it is that important, I certainly never did. At the same time, being music fans it is only natural that the activities have mixed and it is natural to remember the times the results were good. As someone else mentioned, there is music that now has some of those memories attached to it.
As I said the two don't mix any more for me now that there is a kid in the house and it's not something I ever think about.
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It's a board of music fanatics... people here love to make lists above all else. If someone asked for a list of "songs to masturbate to on Friday nights when i am stuck home without a date" there would be a bevy of replies to that too. Including one from Rhett expressing his and his wife's views on the matter. ;)
Ebeniezer, here's your sex diagram:
<img src="http://www.soc.hawaii.edu/leonj/theistic/marriage123.gif" alt=" - " />
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Originally posted by DeathFromAbove1979:
Originally posted by azaghal1981:
Originally posted by DeathFromAbove1979:
Queens of the Stone Age
Pink Floyd
Bob Marley
Devendra Banhart
Theivery Corporation
Nine Inch Nails [When appropriate]
So what frat are you in bro?
Sorry couldn't help myself. [/b]
NIN is incredibly bro-ish, but I am the farthest thing from that. Sorry my musical knowledge hasn't had the incredible amounts of decades yours has had to expand to point of obnoxious up turned nose status. [/b]
No, I'd go with Pink Floyd and Bob Marley being more bro-ish than NIN will ever be. You and all your frat buddies sitting around burning one going "This is the fuckin' jam mannnnnnnn"
Unless you're shrooming, I don't see the point in sexing to stoner music.
MindCage
Mindless Faith (http://www.mindlessfaith.com)
Deep6 Productions (http://www.deep6.com)
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I like all of the suggestions. I can't imagine banging with NIN going on in the background though? Seems like there would be blood...
Also, I can't imagine banging to Bob Marley? Chase those crazy Baldheads outta town? Crazy...Bald...Head? Thats aside from the wanna fall asleep factor reggae music brings.
I have to say my original favorite has been boards of canada or aphex twin but I'm going to give a couple of these a try and see what insues...
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Regarding my earlier comment....I think part of the problem is most men under 35 view "sex" as "banging".
Originally posted by ebeniezer:
I like all of the suggestions. I can't imagine banging with NIN going on in the background though? Seems like there would be blood...
Also, I can't imagine banging to Bob Marley? Chase those crazy Baldheads outta town? Crazy...Bald...Head? Thats aside from the wanna fall asleep factor reggae music brings.
I have to say my original favorite has been boards of canada or aphex twin but I'm going to give a couple of these a try and see what insues...
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Here's what we usually use:
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NIN and the rest are for driving. Or, cleaning house or running while jacked on caffeine. Why not something simple like a singer/songwriter?
Marvin Gaye, Damien Rice, Jeff Buckley, Jeff Klein, Griffin House...etc etc.
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Levon?!
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Originally posted by econo:
Levon?!
It's synced up to the balloons falling from the ceiling.
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If you're trying for a baby, sure.
And he shall be Levaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwn.
And he shall be a good mahahahan.
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Most impressive.
Originally posted by Julian, certified WEBLEBRITY:
It's synced up to the balloons falling from the ceiling.
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Originally posted by Greer Zoller:
NIN and the rest are for driving. Or, cleaning house or running while jacked on caffeine. Why not something simple like a singer/songwriter?
Marvin Gaye, Damien Rice, Jeff Buckley, Jeff Klein, Griffin House...etc etc.
NIN can definitely be some excellent sex music, slow or fast songs <img src="http://www.deep6.com/icon/devil.gif" alt=" - " />
MindCage
Mindless Faith (http://www.mindlessfaith.com)
Deep6 Productions (http://www.deep6.com)
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Originally posted by Greer Zoller:
NIN and the rest are for driving. Or, cleaning house or running while jacked on caffeine. Why not something simple like a singer/songwriter?
Marvin Gaye, Damien Rice, Jeff Buckley, Jeff Klein, Griffin House...etc etc.
I can attest that Damien Rice is pretty great. Well, I made out to Damien Rice, but it definitely led to a good mood.
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i feel that if you need music for having sex to, then the sex is boring to you and you need something to pass the time while doing it.
try listening to your partner instead. then record and sample out their animalistic noises onto a killer mix tape with public enemy as the backdrop.
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Originally posted by saintangelsin:
I can attest that Damien Rice is pretty great. Well, I made out to Damien Rice, but it definitely led to a good mood.
Whenever I cheat on my wife I always make sure 9 Crimes is on in the background.
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Regarding my earlier comment....I think part of the problem is most men under 35 view "sex" as "banging".
So you're saying you viewed sex as "banging" until the age of 35?
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Nah, I viewed it mostly as wanking.
Originally posted by They call me Doctor Doom.:
Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
Regarding my earlier comment....I think part of the problem is most men under 35 view "sex" as "banging".
So you're saying you viewed sex as "banging" until the age of 35? [/b]
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tonight was
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wankers!
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Love Spirals Downwards - Idylls
dated a guy and he always would be playing LSD, Black Tape for A Blue Girl and Lycia. My favorite was always LSD. I recall Love Lies Crushing also being quite good but that might not be quite the correct band name.
Id say you prob cant go wrong with most artists on the Projekt label.
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Originally posted by MindCage:
Originally posted by Greer Zoller:
NIN and the rest are for driving. Or, cleaning house or running while jacked on caffeine. Why not something simple like a singer/songwriter?
Marvin Gaye, Damien Rice, Jeff Buckley, Jeff Klein, Griffin House...etc etc.
NIN can definitely be some excellent sex music, slow or fast songs :p
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white noise at high volume
(sleeping baby in the house)
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Seconded.
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Originally posted by MindCage:
Originally posted by DeathFromAbove1979:
Originally posted by azaghal1981:
Originally posted by DeathFromAbove1979:
Queens of the Stone Age
Pink Floyd
Bob Marley
Devendra Banhart
Theivery Corporation
Nine Inch Nails [When appropriate]
So what frat are you in bro?
Sorry couldn't help myself. [/b]
NIN is incredibly bro-ish, but I am the farthest thing from that. Sorry my musical knowledge hasn't had the incredible amounts of decades yours has had to expand to point of obnoxious up turned nose status. [/b]
No, I'd go with Pink Floyd and Bob Marley being more bro-ish than NIN will ever be. You and all your frat buddies sitting around burning one going "This is the fuckin' jam mannnnnnnn"
Unless you're shrooming, I don't see the point in sexing to stoner music.
MindCage
Mindless Faith (http://www.mindlessfaith.com)
Deep6 Productions (http://www.deep6.com) [/b]
Oh, man. How did you know I smoked weed? Shit.
I haven't smoked weed in 3 years. You guys are like sociologists, man. You know exactly what a person is by what they listen to.
Alls I know is that I'm a sociologist to and judging by what you guys listen to you arrrrreee...
Elitist douchebags who get their kicks from making fun of people on an internet message board because their life sucks and they HAVE no friends and the ones they DO have are just as sad and post on the same message board.
Deerhoof 4 secks FTW
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Thank god I am not having sex with any of you with your incredibly white bread boorish taste in sexy time music. You people do realize that music is supposed to ENHANCE the mood of said love making, right?
Marvin Gaye - He has the 2 best love making songs EVER; Let's Get It On & Sexual Healing)
Al Green - Let's Stay Together, Love and Happiness or Tired of Being Alone
Otis Redding - These Arms of Mine or That's How Strong My Love Is
Sade - No Ordinary Love
Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine or Lovely Day
Smokey Robinson - Crusin'
Chris Isaak - Wicked Game or Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing
Greggory Abbott - Shake You Down
And just for good measure:
Zapp and Roger - I Wanna Be Your Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCYiYgn1XWY)
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shadrach, I am in fullllllll agreement
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Originally posted by DeathFromAbove1979:
Alls I know is that I'm a sociologist to and judging by what you guys listen to you arrrrreee...
Elitist douchebags who get their kicks from making fun of people on an internet message board because their life sucks and they HAVE no friends and the ones they DO have are just as sad and post on the same message board.
Deerhoof 4 secks FTW [/b]
Don't lump me in with the indie elitist douchebags! I'm not one of them! :p
MindCage
Mindless Faith (http://www.mindlessfaith.com)
Deep6 Productions (http://www.deep6.com)
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I haven't smoked weed in 3 years.
And there's your problem. Please smoke a joint ASAP and mellow out for your own good and the good of this board.
That "bro" joke was just waiting to be made. If it wasn't me, it was going to be the countless others who thought the same thing. Just be grateful you got an apology out of me to go along with it.
P.S. Deerhoof would be incredibly awkward.
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Shadrach, it's to be expected that white people practicing to make white babies would listen to whitebread music.
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Im not here to improve the board. And, I know, Devendra Banhart, and Thivery Corporation scream "Bro"
Ridiculous
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Originally posted by xneverwherex:
Love Spirals Downwards - Idylls
dated a guy and he always would be playing LSD, Black Tape for A Blue Girl and Lycia. My favorite was always LSD. I recall Love Lies Crushing also being quite good but that might not be quite the correct band name.
Id say you prob cant go wrong with most artists on the Projekt label.
I love Projekt records. I totally forgot to include these on my list. Such beautiful and dark music. Did you ever listen to Soul Whirling Somewhere?
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Hey, Shadrach...every one you picked is right on...and I'd add:
Life's an Ocean - the Verve (just follow the bass line for the warm-up, gentlemen. It'll work every time.)
Bullet Proof Love - Sade.
...just sayin.
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Originally posted by Shadrach:
Thank god I am not having sex with any of you with your incredibly white bread boorish taste in sexy time music. You people do realize that music is supposed to ENHANCE the mood of said love making, right?
Marvin Gaye - He has the 2 best love making songs EVER; Let's Get It On & Sexual Healing)
Al Green - Let's Stay Together, Love and Happiness or Tired of Being Alone
Otis Redding - These Arms of Mine or That's How Strong My Love Is
Sade - No Ordinary Love
Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine or Lovely Day
Smokey Robinson - Crusin'
Chris Isaak - Wicked Game or Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing
Greggory Abbott - Shake You Down
And just for good measure:
Zapp and Roger - I Wanna Be Your Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCYiYgn1XWY)
I've figured out who Shadrach really is....
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It would be tough keeping it up listening to that lot...Marvin Gaye!!!! GAY HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA Glad I ain't yo biatch!
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Originally posted by Shadrach:
Marvin Gaye - He has the 2 best love making songs EVER; Let's Get It On & Sexual Healing)
I score points (see above). :p
So what are the kids listening to these days? I heard Erasure booming from many a bedrooms back in college. (throw up smiley face?)
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Originally posted by saintangelsin:
Originally posted by xneverwherex:
Love Spirals Downwards - Idylls
dated a guy and he always would be playing LSD, Black Tape for A Blue Girl and Lycia. My favorite was always LSD. I recall Love Lies Crushing also being quite good but that might not be quite the correct band name.
Id say you prob cant go wrong with most artists on the Projekt label.
I love Projekt records. I totally forgot to include these on my list. Such beautiful and dark music. Did you ever listen to Soul Whirling Somewhere? [/b]
cant say im familiar with them.