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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Ikarus on April 24, 2005, 04:44:00 am

Title: london review of books personals
Post by: Ikarus on April 24, 2005, 04:44:00 am

"Massive-breasted heiress, 38, seeks witty Nobel-awarded intellectual beef-cake gardener-chef-poet with stonking pecs. Like me, you are dynamic, hilarious, serious, ironic, passionate, practical, affectionate, kind, funny, have most of your own legs, and are startled to find yourself still cruising the aisles of the Lurve Bazaar. Unlike me, you donâ??t exist. Am I right? If so, will consider any M who can make conversation, sense, a living, friends, four cooked meals, hot love and me laugh. Box no. 07/01"
 
 and other laffers (http://www.lrb.co.uk/classified/index.php#PERSONALS).

Title: Re: london review of books personals
Post by: Herr Professor Doktor Doom on April 24, 2005, 08:06:00 pm

I'd be worried by the phrase " have most of your own legs."