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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: on September 17, 2005, 08:23:00 am
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Madonna: Have you ever done anything you feel really, really ashamed of?
Jodie Foster: So, what does it take to impress you, anyway?
Heather Mills: When you were younger, did you ever say you'd give your left leg to marry Paul? You realize the REAL Paul McCartney died in 1966, don't you? Will he cut off the other leg if you expose him as an imposter? Regarding your so-called 'accident', did you save any of the pieces? Have you ever considered how many endangered carnivores could have been fed with your lost parts? Doesn't that make you feel selfish? Have you ever suggested to your husband that you could become a genuine Bionic Woman, a real-life Six-Billion-Dollar Girl? Does he ever accidentally call you 'Eileen' or 'Peggy'?
Tom Cruise, Kirstie Alley, Beck, Issac Hayes, et al: Does your Reactive Mind ever tell you that the Church of Scientology was founded by-- and for-- Mega-Assholes?
Courteney Cox: Does it sting to get your anus bleached?
Terrence Stamp: If you were gay, and I know you're not, and NEITHER AM I, not that there's anything wrong with that, but if you were, you know, hypothetically, would you find me ... attractive?
Dan Rather: So, what was the frequency again, Kenneth?
Willie Nelson: ...boxers with skidmarks or briefs with skidmarks?
David Letterman: How in the world did you get that stalker bitch to like you in the first place? Is she completely psychotic, or what? Who'd even entertain a fantasy of being around you, let alone married to you? Can you imagine anyone less personally attractive than you? You, with your revolting diastema? Can you answer without drooling a bunch of smartass diarrhea, you ugly, annoying fuck?
William Shatner & Leonard Nimoy: Isn't it always a thrill to meet your fans?
Paris Hilton: Will you go away?
Justin Timberlake: Will you shut up and go away?
Britney Spears: How often do you sit on the shitter while holding a stash of money in one hand and laughing maniacally at how having no talent can equal success? At least once a week?
G-Dawg Bush: Why AREN'T you doing coke anymore?
Steve Buscemi: Excuse me if I'm wrong, but doesn't SAG have a fuckin' dental plan?
Bruce Willis: So, what have you been doing with yourself since "Moonlighting?
Courtney Love: What do you do for a living? Trying to remember...how was it you became famous? Oh yeah, that's why! Now I remember! So, how did you manage to survive as a useless, rotting, gangrenous appendage? Have you ever purchased any personal care products to control the odor?
Also, Was Kurt asleep when you blew his head off?
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Dude, you're gonna get some poor hapless work-surfer fired with a photo like that! :eek:
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Oops I guess that was over the edge. Damn and the 1st picture I post in the whole time I have been here... Note to self, no more pics on the message boards.
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Damn, I missed it!
And I'm not even at work.
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Celine Dion...why the long face?
Axel Rose.....Who the fuck is your hair stylist!
Chris Martin....Who in God's name told you that you could sing?
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While flipping some TV channels this weekend, I got sucked into an episode of Dr. 90210. Within the next 15 minutes, I was introduced to labia reduction surgery on a cute teenage soccer player, anal bleaching on a porn start and breast reductions on a transexual! I felt painfully out of touch...
Originally posted by clouds R²:
Courteney Cox: Does it sting to get your anus bleached?
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Originally posted by nkotBaba:
Within the next 15 minutes, I was introduced to labia reduction surgery on a cute teenage soccer player, Originally posted by clouds R²:
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Before and after pics please!!!
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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
Before and after pics please!!!
I second Mankie's erection, er, uh, I mean, motion.
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I don't understand why someone would need to get her labia size reduced. Would it improve her soccer play?
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Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
I don't understand why someone would need to get her labia size reduced. Would it improve her soccer play?
When she's screaming down the wing....imagine what a dog's mouth looks like with it's head out the car window at 30mph!!!
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http://www.poustiplasticsurgery.com/photo-gallery/ (http://www.poustiplasticsurgery.com/photo-gallery/)
Have your pick of plastic surgery pics.
Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
Before and after pics please!!!
I second Mankie's erection, er, uh, I mean, motion. [/b]
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Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
[QB] http://www.poustiplasticsurgery.com/photo-gallery/ (http://www.poustiplasticsurgery.com/photo-gallery/)
Have your pick of plastic surgery pics.
A couple of em needed a snip alright!
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Alas, it was censored, so I don't have any pics. Maybe the uncensored season 1 DVD will have them...
The girl mentioned it was partially cosmetic and partially because it caused irritation during gameplay. Unfortunately, she didn't go into specifics. But the doc acted as if it's a fairly common prodecure nowadays.
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
Originally posted by nkotBaba:
Within the next 15 minutes, I was introduced to labia reduction surgery on a cute teenage soccer player, Originally posted by clouds R²:
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Before and after pics please!!! [/b]
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when i saw this i said outloud "ho-ly fucking mackerel!" (http://www.altermd.com/Female%20Genital%20Surgery/images/female38.jpg)
after thought: "you want fries with that?!"
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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
Originally posted by nkotBaba:
Within the next 15 minutes, I was introduced to labia reduction surgery on a cute teenage soccer player,
Before and after pics please!!! [/b]
Thinking of this surgery for yourself?
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Just like your unsightly foreskin does?
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
[QB] http://www.poustiplasticsurgery.com/photo-gallery/ (http://www.poustiplasticsurgery.com/photo-gallery/)
Have your pick of plastic surgery pics.
A couple of em needed a snip alright! [/b]
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Originally posted by muschi:
when i saw this i said outloud "ho-ly fucking mackerel!" (http://www.altermd.com/Female%20Genital%20Surgery/images/female38.jpg)
after thought: "you want fries with that?!"
<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/209/1542/640/bassett.1.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
Just like your unsightly foreskin does?
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
[QB] http://www.poustiplasticsurgery.com/photo-gallery/ (http://www.poustiplasticsurgery.com/photo-gallery/)
Have your pick of plastic surgery pics.
A couple of em needed a snip alright! [/b]
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I am very grateful that my parents didn't have me sexually mutilated as a child. Those sick fuckers that do that to their children should be locked up..and don't give me the old hygene crap, wash your knob you dirty bastards!!!!
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doesnt that big flopping foreskin make it slop-n-slide when one has sex? ive seen pornos where the guy keeps pulling it back. so it seems on the back stroke the tip gets covered by all that skin eliminating sensitivity.
hey anyway this way we're all prepared if those black jews out at every black pride event - when they take over the world and make us wear their funny hats and robes. web page (http://bulk.nicemice.net:65080/amc/music/songs/billy-joel/big-shot/clip.mp3)
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So you're in favor of chopping up female genitalia for non-medicinal purposes, but dead set against it for males?
What a guy. Maybe you should have moved to South Africa?
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
Just like your unsightly foreskin does?
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
[QB] http://www.poustiplasticsurgery.com/photo-gallery/ (http://www.poustiplasticsurgery.com/photo-gallery/)
Have your pick of plastic surgery pics.
A couple of em needed a snip alright! [/b]
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I am very grateful that my parents didn't have me sexually mutilated as a child. Those sick fuckers that do that to their children should be locked up..and don't give me the old hygene crap, wash your knob you dirty bastards!!!! [/b]
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Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
[QB] So you're in favor of chopping up female genitalia for non-medicinal purposes, but dead set against it for males?
What a guy. Maybe you should have moved to South Africa?
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
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Err, I never said I was in favour of snipping the old promised land. My comment was made in a facecous manner to let those who couldn't open the link that some ladies were rather 'unusual' down there on those photos.
I apologize to anyone who didn't understand that.
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I knew you were being facetious, just thought I'd give an old man a hard time. :D
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
[QB] So you're in favor of chopping up female genitalia for non-medicinal purposes, but dead set against it for males?
What a guy. Maybe you should have moved to South Africa?
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
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Err, I never said I was in favour of snipping the old promised land. My comment was made in a facecous manner to let those who couldn't open the link that some ladies were rather 'unusual' down there on those photos.
I apologize to anyone who didn't understand that. [/b]
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Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
I knew you were being facetious, just thought I'd give an old man a hard time. :D
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
[QB] So you're in favor of chopping up female genitalia for non-medicinal purposes, but dead set against it for males?
What a guy. Maybe you should have moved to South Africa?
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
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Err, I never said I was in favour of snipping the old promised land. My comment was made in a facecous manner to let those who couldn't open the link that some ladies were rather 'unusual' down there on those photos.
I apologize to anyone who didn't understand that. [/b]
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....and helping with the spelling of facetious I had about 5 different tries before saying to myself, "feck it!"
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Originally posted by muschi:
[god i swear im invisible.] so what's its like having a hood on it?! [see my post above]
Check your private messages! ;)
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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
Originally posted by muschi:
[god i swear im invisible.] so what's its like having a hood on it?! [see my post above]
Check your private messages! ;) [/b]
new forum policy... all discussions of intimate behavior between consenting adults should be done via private messaging.
thanks mank for leading us over the cliff...
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Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
So you're in favor of chopping up female genitalia for non-medicinal purposes, but dead set against it for males?
What a guy. Maybe you should have moved to South Africa?
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU Rhett for noting that distinction!!! (Mankie, I knew you didn't say you were for it. ;) ) I read this last night and thought the very same thing that some assholes would probably now be turned off to the normal looking female and expect all kinds of ridiculous clippings while at the same time fighting mad to protect all of the God given male assets. As they say, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
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Originally posted by Jaguär:
Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
So you're in favor of chopping up female genitalia for non-medicinal purposes, but dead set against it for males?
What a guy. Maybe you should have moved to South Africa?
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU Rhett for noting that distinction!!! (Mankie, I knew you didn't say you were for it. ;) ) I read this last night and thought the very same thing that some assholes would probably now be turned off to the normal looking female and expect all kinds of ridiculous clippings while at the same time fighting mad to protect all of the God given male assets. As they say, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. [/b]
On the same note....why is America all for male circumcision but so horrified by female circumcision....way to go girls and boys!
*disclaimer* I am opposed vehemently to all methods of genital mutilations, male or female.
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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
*disclaimer* I am opposed vehemently to all methods of genital mutilations, male or female.
what about in a consentual situation? i've done some things that many would consider "mutilations," but in a positive setting and by my choice. are you against that?
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Doesn't female genital mutilation (at least that which they make a fuss about) imply removal of the clitoris, and thus any chance for a female orgasm?
Removal of the foreskin may cut down on sensation, but it doesn't prevent a dude from having an orgasm. At least not this dude.
I wonder if uncut guys are more likely to be premature ejaculators since they get more sensation?
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
Originally posted by Jaguär:
Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
So you're in favor of chopping up female genitalia for non-medicinal purposes, but dead set against it for males?
What a guy. Maybe you should have moved to South Africa?
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU Rhett for noting that distinction!!! (Mankie, I knew you didn't say you were for it. ;) ) I read this last night and thought the very same thing that some assholes would probably now be turned off to the normal looking female and expect all kinds of ridiculous clippings while at the same time fighting mad to protect all of the God given male assets. As they say, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. [/b]
On the same note....why is America all for male circumcision but so horrified by female circumcision....way to go girls and boys!
*disclaimer* I am opposed vehemently to all methods of genital mutilations, male or female. [/b]
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Originally posted by thatguy:
Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
*disclaimer* I am opposed vehemently to all methods of genital mutilations, male or female.
what about in a consentual situation? i've done some things that many would consider "mutilations," but in a positive setting and by my choice. are you against that? [/b]
Whatever you do to your own tadger is absolutely nobody's business but your own.
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why are you opening for death cab for cutie? they suck!