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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: on March 23, 2005, 09:10:00 am
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...Ever wonder what would happen if Bjðrk & Beck hooked up???
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She'd probably kill the scrawny little runt.
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I've never snuck into the new club, but I must confess we used to sneak into the old one all the time with fake stamps and the like.
Sorry Seth, but after all these years I figure it's time to come clean. I no longer condone such behavior and won't go into details that will give any bright ideas to any of the young impressionable minds out there.
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Never did at the 9:30, but back in Florida before I was 21 there was a place called the Swamp Club, and the bouncer just signed his initial or drew a picture with a diff. color sharpie every night. Duh, I had a whole rainbow of sharpies in my glove compartment. It wasn't about getting in free, but getting in at all. Then nickel beer night would kick the sh*t out of us, and we could dance to late 80s alternative all night long! ;)
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i've done the copy-the-stamp-quickly at the black cat for a sold out show where friends couldn't get in. it was necessary for the bratmobile show. very necessary.
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There was a nightclub in Gibraltar that we would climb through the toilet window to get in, instead of paying the whopping £1 cover charge! The bouncers chucked us out when they realized they hadn't seen us coming in, so we just went round the back and through the window again. This went on for the whole 3 months we were there for refit with the ship. You'd think the bouncers would tried to figure out how we were getting in, but no.....they obviously weren't the thinking breed of bouncer!
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Originally posted by O'Mankie:
There was a nightclub in Gibraltar that we would climb through the toilet window to get in, instead of paying the whopping £1 cover charge! The bouncers chucked us out when they realized they hadn't seen us coming in, so we just went round the back and through the window again. This went on for the whole 3 months we were there for refit with the ship. You'd think the bouncers would tried to figure out how we were getting in, but no.....they obviously weren't the thinking breed of bouncer!
i initially read it without "window" the first time ("we would climb through the toilet to get in"). then i thought "wow, must've been a really good nightclub". then i thought of the scene where ewan mcgregor goes into the toilet to save the drugs.
carry on..
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Originally posted by O'Mankie:
they obviously weren't the thinking breed of bouncer!
Maybe they just enjoyed man-handling all you lovely sailors.
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The cellophane wrappers on packs of cigarettes used to work on copying the flourescent handstamp at Disneyland when I was growing up (mid 80s).
As soon as you got the re-entry stamp going out of the park, put the cellophane on really quick and press down really hard. Apply the cellophane to your buddys hand and you had a hand stamp for both of you.
2 years later they started requiring the hand stamp and the ticket to get back in the park. So much for Videopolis all night.
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I used to pick up girls by giving them my stamp. I'd transfer my stamp to their hands by licking the back of their hand and then pressing my hand against theirs. Worked like a charm!
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used to?
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d'oh... I didn't realize you saw me bust my move at Ash/Bravery!
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Originally posted by Miss MaRpIe:
Originally posted by O'Mankie:
they obviously weren't the thinking breed of bouncer!
Maybe they just enjoyed man-handling all you lovely sailors. [/b]
well, if I'd known that...all they needed to do was ask.
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the power on satan compels you.
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Originally posted by O'Mankie:
well, if I'd known that...all they needed to do was ask.
ahh but the thrill of the chase.....
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Originally posted by walkonby:
the power on satan compels you.
I wish it would compel you to make sense or desist.
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at first, i was like, "oops, i meant, 'the power of satan . . .', instead of 'the power on satan,' because that makes no sense, then i thought about it some more and realized that it was a nightlight (and yes, a small, half-dim one at that) to an idea in which, 'the power on satan . . .,' refers to money, which is was satan's power is on, and that is what finally compels you.
yoo-hoo buddy
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I'm dirty. I never wash. I got stamped once in 1998 and I've been getting in ever since.
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Originally posted by walkonby:
at first, i was like, "oops, i meant, 'the power of satan . . .', instead of 'the power on satan,' because that makes no sense, then i thought about it some more and realized that it was a nightlight (and yes, a small, half-dim one at that) to an idea in which, 'the power on satan . . .,' refers to money, which is was satan's power is on, and that is what finally compels you.
yoo-hoo buddy
All I hear is Wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, run on sentence run on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentence.
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Originally posted by My Cat Can DJ:
I'm dirty.
I always wanted a woman to say that to me.
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yoo-hoo buddy [/qb][/QUOTE]All I hear is Wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, run on sentence run on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentencerun on sentence. [/QB][/QUOTE]
and all i hear is you . . . .
nice structure of your words, there. you should consider poetry, MARplE.
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The soon-to-be-deceased hand stamp (http://tinyurl.com/casth).
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Originally posted by Miss MaRpIe:
Originally posted by My Cat Can DJ:
I'm dirty.
I always wanted a woman to say that to me. [/b]
I always wanted a woman to come up to me with her index finger touching her lips and say in a coy manner, "I've been naughty"... :eek:
kind of like this....
<img src="http://ompi.onemodelplace.com/OMP_Images/Model/58293/mid_58293_m_E585D0A4-F47E-E1C8-1B9474DD0160D36F.jpg" alt=" - " />
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I have never faked a stamp to get into the 930 club
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I have 9:30 stamps all over my pockets, pillow and wall behind my bed from every time I forget to scrub the back of my hand after coming home from a show. Can I use those to get in?
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I will say, until I discovered that nail polish takes off the 9:30 Club hand stamp, this was true for me:
Itâ??s failed because it doesnâ??t come off. Stamp ink is often water-resistant and formulated to be difficult to remove. When this sort of ink is applied in large amounts with a very well-inked rubber stamp, the result is a lasting mark of your weekend debauchery. For some clubgoers, the stamps are a very real job liability.
Though even the mail polish remover trick is a pain in the ass if you have a good manicure going at the time and you don't want to smudge it by accident. ;)
In Portland, they used black light hand stamps for the drinking section. Good idea because you can't see the hand stamp without the light. Good for work the next day, lemme tell ya!
I've only ever faked a handstamp when I was under 21 to get in to the one alternative music club in St. Pete...but it was so easy -- they used frickin' sharpies!