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Title: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: grotty on May 21, 2005, 12:22:00 pm
I just had the misfortune of hearing this on XM:
 
 Dream Girl by DMB
 
 "I'd dig a hole to China, unless of course, I was already there."
 
 Can you better (worser) it?
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: walkonby on May 21, 2005, 02:54:00 pm
how about the fact that d(u)mb has a new album.  that's pretty worser.
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: on May 21, 2005, 03:29:00 pm
I think I'm dumb.  Maybe just happy?
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Post by: distance on May 21, 2005, 03:46:00 pm
(insert any random trent reznor lyrics here)
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: Yank on May 22, 2005, 04:49:00 am
You obviously didn't have the misfortune of watching the Eurovision Song Contest!
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: Frank Gallagher on May 22, 2005, 03:45:00 pm
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Originally posted by Mr Dodgy Slapper:
  You obviously didn't have the misfortune of watching the Eurovision Song Contest!
We were able to avoid it...there are other channels you know. Although I can understand the "car accident" factor kicking in.
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: JonParker on May 22, 2005, 05:46:00 pm
"I thought that they were angels, but much to my surprise, they climbed aboard a starship and heaeded for the skies"
 
 Ugh. Styx should have been shot.
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: Yank on May 23, 2005, 01:44:00 am
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Originally posted by O'Mankie:
   
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Originally posted by Mr Dodgy Slapper:
  You obviously didn't have the misfortune of watching the Eurovision Song Contest!
We were able to avoid it...there are other channels you know. Although I can understand the "car accident" factor kicking in. [/b]
Hey, I'm only the husband...I don't get much of a say on what to watch on the television.   :D   We only watched the first hour and then switched to CSI:NY.  Now that's entertainment!
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: amnesiac on May 23, 2005, 11:11:00 am
Interpol -  Obstacle 1 :
 "Her stories are boring and stuff"
 
 Though I love the song, that line makes me cringe everytime
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: Sir HC on May 23, 2005, 10:20:00 pm
And I usually find Dismemberment Plan lyrics pretty good but:
 
 "And later that week it was friday once again"
 
 I still don't get this one.
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on August 13, 2025, 09:13:07 am
Switched on Pop takes on the challenge:


https://switchedonpop.com/episodes/bad-lyrics-sam-sanders (https://switchedonpop.com/episodes/bad-lyrics-sam-sanders)

https://open.spotify.com/episode/4Z0zSeWbI2LwMFRC4wBqyE (https://open.spotify.com/episode/4Z0zSeWbI2LwMFRC4wBqyE)
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: SeriousSideFX lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 13, 2025, 09:24:52 am
^queued up
4 TS songs!

no we built this city? 
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on August 13, 2025, 09:28:51 am
^queued up
4 TS songs!

no we built this city? 

Maybe they held off on judging this harshly, as we’re collectively coming to the realization that we are, in fact, knee deep in the hoopla.
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: Space Freely on August 13, 2025, 09:30:40 am
I remember grotty. Nice guy. From Pittsburgh. I met him at the Club once. I think he bought me a beer.

Hey grotty, if you're out there, let me buy you a beer sometime.
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on August 13, 2025, 09:41:49 am
^queued up
4 TS songs!

no we built this city? 

TIL WBTC was written by Bernie Taupin.
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: Space Freely on August 13, 2025, 10:18:20 am
^queued up
4 TS songs!

no we built this city? 

TIL WBTC was written by Bernie Taupin.

A guy called Peter Wolf (among others) is also to blame.

Song co-writers Martin Page and Bernie Taupin have stated that the song is about the decline of live-performance clubs in Los Angeles during the 1980s.In 2013, Taupin told Rolling Stone that the "original song was a very dark kind of mid-tempo song ... about how club life in L.A. was being killed off and live acts had no place to go ... A guy called Peter Wolf [the album's producer] ... got ahold of the demo and totally changed it. He jerry-rigged it into the pop hit it was". In an interview with Songfacts, Page added that the "demo was quite high-energy techno, because that was the sound of the band I was in ... it was a little more edgy. And I'm very pleased with what Starship did with it, because they made it a universally appealing song".
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: SeriousSideFX lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 13, 2025, 10:25:28 am
^queued up
4 TS songs!

no we built this city? 

TIL WBTC was written by Bernie Taupin.
(https://gifdb.com/images/high/curly-hair-man-mindblown-pazsnk7wou5mp9e8.webp)
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: hutch on August 13, 2025, 10:42:54 am
Well, one of four songwriters for the song. I think Peter Wolf (not THE Wolf) had a lot to do with the horribly cheesy music. Taupin more so on the lyrics…. I would be interested in reading more about the genesis of the song. Apparently there is a 2016 GQ article about it.
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: hutch on August 13, 2025, 11:22:14 am
I see space beat me to it.

Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: hutch on August 13, 2025, 11:24:52 am
“Marconi plays the mamba”


That has always seemed laughably bad to me.
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: SeriousSideFX lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 13, 2025, 11:29:45 am
I take issue with this statement

And I'm very pleased with what Starship did with it, because they made it a universally appealing song".
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: Mobius on August 13, 2025, 11:31:49 am
Martin Page and Bernie Taupin also wrote Heart’s ‘These Dreams’ around the same time. I assume that was also intended to be a cool dark techno song.
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: sweetcell on August 13, 2025, 11:55:35 am
"guilty feet have got no rhythm"
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: hutch on August 13, 2025, 12:07:39 pm
"guilty feet have got no rhythm"


You shut your mouth!!!!!
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: sweetcell on August 13, 2025, 02:35:01 pm
i love the song - it's one of my karaoke go-to's - but c'mon, that line is just cringe.
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Post by: hutch on August 13, 2025, 02:49:22 pm
No way Jose. That line is deep! Ok I will discuss with my partner and revert back
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: hutch on August 13, 2025, 03:05:57 pm
She understands why some might find it cringe but she don’t cringe and she never has cringed when she heard it. She adds that if he committed the infidelity then it’s a perfect line.

So I stand by my statement. Please post a retraction or face disciplinary action.
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: hutch on August 13, 2025, 03:09:09 pm
My son contributes “Coast to coast LA to Chicago “


Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: Justin Tonation on August 13, 2025, 03:29:17 pm
My son contributes “Coast to coast LA to Chicago “

Kinda like Kim Wilde's "Kids In American" New York to East California. If you exclude the western half of CA, 95% of the state's population is counted out.

HOWEVER, musically, the line needed a syllable before California, and "east" sounded better than "west". Extending "to" to "to-oo" would have sounded clumsy.

I'm okay with most weird lyrics when they work better musically than proper grammar would.

Cf. "Live And Let Die": But if this ever changin' world / In which we live in
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 13, 2025, 03:41:43 pm
my go to "cringe" lyric is from Durand Jones and the Indication from Morning in American

Congressmen in Washington
Receive their brief n' brew
While lead it fills the pipe lines
In a Detroit county school

I guess Wayne county doesn't have the same ring to it and I just realized this likely a reference to Flint which is in Genesee County

it's should be well established by now that South Detroit is actually Windsor, Ontario
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: SeriousSideFX lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 13, 2025, 03:52:04 pm
it's should be well established by now that South Detroit is actually Windsor, Ontario
yeah, but He took the midnight train goin' anywhere...so did he really care where he came from
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: Mobius on August 13, 2025, 04:21:27 pm
‘I know a girl called Elsa, she’s into Alka Seltzer’.   Good bad!

‘Your friends will all go green for my lasagnnnnaaaaa’. Bad bad!

It’s a fine line
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on August 13, 2025, 04:49:53 pm
In a Detroit county school
Maybe he wanted to namedrop Country Day but the school wouldn't give him the rights? Like how Stealing Harvard was originally supposed to be Stealing Stanford but Stanford declined to give them the rights.
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Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on August 13, 2025, 04:50:17 pm
^^ This is the one conspiracy theory I subscribe to.
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Post by: Bombay Chutney on August 14, 2025, 09:38:16 am
i love the song - it's one of my karaoke go-to's - but c'mon, that line is just cringe.

We need video of this.
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: sweetcell on August 14, 2025, 12:12:39 pm
No way Jose. That line is deep! Ok I will discuss with my partner and revert back
She understands why some might find it cringe but she don’t cringe and she never has cringed when she heard it. She adds that if he committed the infidelity then it’s a perfect line.

So I stand by my statement. Please post a retraction or face disciplinary action.

i'm going to need to see some credentials if you're going to present mrs. hutch as an authority on cringe (other than the fact that she's involved with you  ;D ).
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: kosmo vinyl on August 14, 2025, 09:06:37 pm
Uh do not I repeat read the lyrics to this red hot new song from Ashes and Diamonds

https://youtu.be/Xr1bqp6ewm
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on August 14, 2025, 09:33:09 pm
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: SeriousSideFX lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on August 18, 2025, 11:28:23 am
"guilty feet have got no rhythm"
On this day in 1984, George Michael hit #1 on the U.K. singles chart with his debut solo single “Careless Whisper.” It sold over 6 million copies worldwide and topped charts in nearly 25 countries.
Title: Re: Really Bad Lyrics
Post by: sweetcell on August 18, 2025, 12:03:11 pm
"guilty feet have got no rhythm"
On this day in 1984, George Michael hit #1 on the U.K. singles chart with his debut solo single “Careless Whisper.” It sold over 6 million copies worldwide and topped charts in nearly 25 countries.

here in the US it was not technically his "debut solo single" - Careless Whisper was released by "Wham! featuring George Michael."  also, it was on "Make It Big" - a Wham!, not GM, album, .