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Title: Softball players??
Post by: redsock on June 23, 2003, 03:34:00 pm
OK, ladies, I am in a softball league that plays on the ellipse, tonite at 630. I need at least one extra woman for my game tonite. If this doesn't show how desparate I am, I don't know what will. I can promise you some free beer, and a ride to wherever you want to go after the game. All skill levels welcome, glove or no glove.
 
 Anyone...anyone??
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: vansmack on June 23, 2003, 03:39:00 pm
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Originally posted by redsock:
  OK, ladies, I am in a softball league that plays on the ellipse, tonite at 630. I need at least one extra woman for my game tonite. If this doesn't show how desparate I am, I don't know what will. I can promise you some free beer, and a ride to wherever you want to go after the game. All skill levels welcome, glove or no glove.
 
 Anyone...anyone??
I look amazing in a skirt.
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: markie on June 23, 2003, 03:43:00 pm
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Originally posted by vansmack:
 I look amazing in a skirt. [/QB]
Amazingly hideous? I hear people who looked at you directly turned to stone?
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: redsock on June 23, 2003, 03:45:00 pm
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Originally posted by vansmack:
  I look amazing in a skirt.
Well you can wear one if you wanna play, though we're really more of a t-shirt and shorts league. Sliding leaves bad grass burns.
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: vansmack on June 23, 2003, 03:52:00 pm
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Originally posted by redsock:
   
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Originally posted by vansmack:
  I look amazing in a skirt.
Well you can wear one if you wanna play, though we're really more of a t-shirt and shorts league. Sliding leaves bad grass burns. [/b]
Sorry, I'm a dude and was taking the piss.  I know what it's like to find chicks at the last minute.  
 
 Somebody help this guy out, uh?
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 23, 2003, 03:54:00 pm
I thought redsock was a girl, not a guy.
 
 
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Originally posted by redsock:
   
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Originally posted by vansmack:
  I look amazing in a skirt.
Well you can wear one if you wanna play, though we're really more of a t-shirt and shorts league. Sliding leaves bad grass burns. [/b]
Sorry, I'm a dude and was taking the piss.  I know what it's like to find chicks at the last minute.  
 
 Somebody help this guy out, uh? [/b]
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: Celeste on June 23, 2003, 03:59:00 pm
Redsock could be a guy...lots of times it can be a mixed team, but they need a certain number of chicks playing to make it even...
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: redsock on June 23, 2003, 04:00:00 pm
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
 [QB] I thought redsock was a girl, not a guy.
 
 
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 I'm not really sure what gave you that idea... 6'3 230lb women are ugly. Not that I'm a looker mind you...
 
 enough silly banter, where's my softball player????
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: redsock on June 23, 2003, 04:30:00 pm
Ok, fine, free beer, a ride to anywhere you want after the game and my third row ticket to see radiohead, but thats my final offer. Well, actually its an extra lawn ticket, but its still free. Please play with me!!!!
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: mankie on June 23, 2003, 04:43:00 pm
It's only girls that play softball anyway isn't it?
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: not too shabby on June 23, 2003, 05:44:00 pm
Damn, if I had read this earlier, I'd gladly take you up on it (and I have my own RH ticket--pavilion, thank you very much).
 
 I'm just behind on my board-checking today...and, although I do have a glove here, I have no clothes or shoes.
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on June 23, 2003, 05:49:00 pm
Vansmack has a skirt he could lend you.
 
 Maybe you could play barefoot?
 
 
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Originally posted by not too shabby:
  Damn, if I had read this earlier, I'd gladly take you up on it (and I have my own RH ticket--pavilion, thank you very much).
 
 I'm just behind on my board-checking today...and, although I do have a glove here, I have no clothes or shoes.
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: not too shabby on June 23, 2003, 07:37:00 pm
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Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
 Maybe you could play barefoot?
I don't see why not, I am from the South...
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: ggw on June 30, 2003, 10:51:00 am
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Originally posted by redsock:
  OK, ladies, I am in a softball league that plays on the ellipse, tonite at 630. I need at least one extra woman for my game tonite. If this doesn't show how desparate I am, I don't know what will. I can promise you some free beer, and a ride to wherever you want to go after the game. All skill levels welcome, glove or no glove.
 
 Anyone...anyone??
Are you in the "Dirty Half-Dozen" league?
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: redsock on June 30, 2003, 12:17:00 pm
Are you in the "Dirty Half-Dozen" league?
 
 
 Why yes, i am, are you? So mysterious.....
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: paige on June 30, 2003, 12:22:00 pm
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Originally posted by vansmack:
  I look amazing in a skirt.
it's because of your long and lanky body, smackie!
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: ggw on June 30, 2003, 12:28:00 pm
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Originally posted by redsock:
  Are you in the "Dirty Half-Dozen" league?
 
 
 Why yes, i am, are you? So mysterious.....
Why yes, I am as well.  I'm on the Naked Shorts (we inherited the corny name).  I think we are holding a respectable 4th place.
 
 And you?
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: thirsty moore on June 30, 2003, 01:00:00 pm
You're just in it for the networking though, right?
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: ggw on June 30, 2003, 01:53:00 pm
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Originally posted by thirsty moore:
  You're just in it for the networking though, right?
Of course...
 
 You don't get anywhere sitting around waiting for opportunity to knock.
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: redsock on June 30, 2003, 03:07:00 pm
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Originally posted by redsock:
  Are you in the "Dirty Half-Dozen" league?
 
 
 Why yes, i am, are you? So mysterious.....
Why yes, I am as well.  I'm on the Naked Shorts (we inherited the corny name).  I think we are holding a respectable 4th place.
 
 And you? [/b]
I'm the captain of Bad News, happily in last place and winless for the second straight year. Looks like we'll be meeting up next week for the final game of the season. Oh, the joy.
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: ggw on June 30, 2003, 03:13:00 pm
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Originally posted by ggw:
     
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Originally posted by redsock:
  Are you in the "Dirty Half-Dozen" league?
 
 
 Why yes, i am, are you? So mysterious.....
Why yes, I am as well.  I'm on the Naked Shorts (we inherited the corny name).  I think we are holding a respectable 4th place.
 
 And you? [/b]
I'm the captain of Bad News, happily in last place and winless for the second straight year. Looks like we'll be meeting up next week for the final game of the season. Oh, the joy. [/b]
Cool...we could always use another victory.
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: not too shabby on June 30, 2003, 03:14:00 pm
So, Redsock, did you find a girl last week, or did you have to forfeit?  Sorry I couldn't help out...
Title: Re: Softball players??
Post by: redsock on June 30, 2003, 03:27:00 pm
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Originally posted by not too shabby:
  So, Redsock, did you find a girl last week, or did you have to forfeit?  Sorry I couldn't help out...
we managed to scrape one up, as we will this week. I appreciate the concern thoguh....