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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on October 24, 2006, 01:53:00 pm
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C'mon, let's get a Hinder thread rolling here. Who is excited about this phenomenal band?
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omg best band evar. when me and my gurl are sitting in my mom's trailer drinking coors light and smoking camels we tottaly make out every time the video comes on the tv.
and then when i get jealous or mad at her beat her and i feal really bad i call into dc 101 and request the song and dedicate it to her and when she hears it she always takes me back.
HINDER RULEZZ!!!!
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I remember the first time I heard Hinder, Florida State had just beaten us badly. We only had five first downs the whole game, we couldn't get nothing going. Then I heard Hinder, and all was right with the world. They really were there for me.
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i lost my virginity to Hinder <wipes away a tear>
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
i lost my virginity to Hinder <wipes away a tear>
You mean you lost it TO Hinder or while listening to Hinder?
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Originally posted by Señor Carlos:
You mean you lost it TO Hinder or while listening to Hinder?
i'm trying to decide which one would be less traumatic... toughie.
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
Originally posted by Señor Carlos:
You mean you lost it TO Hinder or while listening to Hinder?
i'm trying to decide which one would be less traumatic... toughie. [/b]
There's no debate here:
<img src="http://web.hindermusic.com/images/stories/randomhome/vert1.jpg" alt=" - " />
Their music is bad, but it can't be that bad.
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omg how can u guys forget about 18 visions opening this spectacular show??
<img src="http://radmusic.tblog.jp/images/18_visions.jpg" alt=" - " />
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Damn those music nerds at allmusic.com! Can you believe they would spew such vile bile about our boys?
Released in September 2005, Hinder's Extreme Behavior revives the simpleton riffs and stupid misogyny of 2001 albums from Puddle of Mudd and Nickelback for a whole new batch of undergrads. This isn't even post-grunge â?? it's straight-up dude rock. The artwork is a triggered response collage of boobs, lingerie, and Jäger, and the music is so obvious that it actually recedes from the ear. Like a stereo left on in the keg room, it's just a chatter of swear words and tuneless electric guitar blab. Austin Winkler sounds like a drunk shouting along with Chad Kroeger, and his lyrics? "Let's go home and get stoned/Cause the sex is so much better when you're mad," "She said she's sorry/With one finger/I said fuck that," "She said she loved the taste of my oh oh oh" â?? Winkler doesn't even have enough class to fake sounding cool. When Hinder and producer Brian Howes (he co-wrote every song with the band; Nickelback producer Joey Moi also gets a credit) do try a little tenderness, they sound like a bludgeoned Wallflowers ("Nothin' Good About Goodbye"), thudding power ballad torchbearers ("Lips of an Angel"; cue the soaring solo stolen from hair metal), or bumbling Guns N' Roses thieves (the played-out "Sweet Child" rewrite "Homecoming Queen"). Extreme Behavior can't even make it as rote hard rock â?? it's too insulting to women and your intelligence. That's why it's dude rock instead. Hinder are so egregiously dull they appeal not to fans of music, but fans of high fives.
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But their single is being played a million times a day on radio and TV! VH1 tells me they're a "Need to Know" band! They must be good, right? :roll:
It should be noted that I only know that from talking to people who actually listen to radio and from VH1 being on at my brother's house. I cringed in disbelief when I heard that damn video being played not 45 minutes from the last time it was played, with the same "Need to Know" banner. You've got to love the way the popular music industry and major labels work.
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Originally posted by sweetcell:
i lost my virginity to Hinder <wipes away a tear>
i lost mine to hitler.
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Originally posted by Alex:
<img src="http://radmusic.tblog.jp/images/18_visions.jpg" alt=" - " />
i think we need a caption contest for the dude on the far left (or far right)
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Originally posted by Maf54:
Originally posted by Alex:
<img src="http://radmusic.tblog.jp/images/18_visions.jpg" alt=" - " />
i think we need a caption contest for the dude on the far left (or far right) [/b]
far left - "gee . . . i wonder what's on sale at hot topic today? i hope that one boy with the black eyeliner is working. hee, hee."
far right - "i wish all these mother fuckers would stop telling me i look like glenn danzig's scrawny little brother. and that this midget who works at hot topic would get off of my dick."
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Guy on Left: "How does he get his hair so beautifully manageable yet so recklessly in your face".
Guy on Right: "Jeeze where did he get such a large tube sock, I'm so jealous it's turning me on".
I imagine their fans say Git r' done still... and often.
Either that or their brains have been fried by large amounts of peroxide. (for the women, and maybe some of the guys)
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Dudes who live in Charles County and drive low-riding S-10's are stoked for this!
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Guy on the left: "I can't believe I ever listened to the little twats in Hanson. I was on my way to being somebody...."
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i'm assuming it's a good thing that i have absolutely no idea who this band is?
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Originally posted by distance:
i'm assuming it's a good thing that i have absolutely no idea who this band is?
I wish I was you.
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Originally posted by distance:
i'm assuming it's a good thing that i have absolutely no idea who this band is?
I caught half their music video once and lost all the hair on my body.
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Originally posted by Julian, faux celeb-porn CONNOISSEUR:
Originally posted by distance:
i'm assuming it's a good thing that i have absolutely no idea who this band is?
I caught half their music video once and lost all the hair on my body. [/b]
Oh yeah? Well, I was chauffering my younger, undriving, tasteless, undriving, non-reader sister and just the last half of that band's song song was on hot 99.5 (why do I have to drive and get no radio control) just half, and my ear drums raged, leapt from my head, attempted to eviscerate my sister and myself all with that song still playing I was inclined to just let them and put me out of my bad song, crap band, vomit inducing misery.
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Originally posted by walkonby:
Originally posted by sweetcell:
i lost my virginity to Hinder <wipes away a tear>
i lost mine to hitler. [/b]
i was going to ask whether i was the only one that briefly glanced at the title of this thread and saw "Hitler."
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oh my god, and Hoobastunk are playing the day before!!! Great back to back shows at the 930!!!
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Good to see the 9:30 exercise such musical quality control!
Originally posted by Joe M.:
oh my god, and Hoobastunk are playing the day before!!! Great back to back shows at the 930!!!
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Guy on right "Now is that scream on two and jump on four"
Guy on left "Y because we love you, M O U S E"
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Originally posted by distance:
i'm assuming it's a good thing that i have absolutely no idea who this band is?
I was blissfully ignorant as well until WLSLM started this thread. Now I can't stay off the band's web site. C'mon everybody, join me in the Hinder Army! (But stay away from Blower, he's mine.)
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i was in a car with only the radio earlier and while flipping through stations i hit a station right as it was going into a small set of songs in between a long set of commercials and they introduced the band/song and i finally got to hear hinder ... for about 30 seconds before i changed the station.
they were worse than i thought they would be.
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My thoughts exactly. And I think I'll keep it that way.
Originally posted by distance:
i'm assuming it's a good thing that i have absolutely no idea who this band is?
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"a drunk redneck screaming along to nickleback lyrics" is the perfect way to describe this shit