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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: walkonby on May 31, 2005, 03:41:00 pm

Title: paris pleases paris
Post by: walkonby on May 31, 2005, 03:41:00 pm

so, did paris say yes to paris because of his name, and she wouldn't have to think too hard of what it is, or of the fact that together, they stand to inherit close to six to seven billion dollars?  it must of been that burger ad, since paris clearly likes her meat between the buns.

Title: Re: paris pleases paris
Post by: on May 31, 2005, 03:42:00 pm

They are going to name all of their offspring Paris, just like George Foreman did!

Title: Re: paris pleases paris
Post by: Venerable Bede on May 31, 2005, 03:58:00 pm

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Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
  They are going to name all of their offspring Paris, just like George Foreman did!

i didn't know george foreman named his kids paris.

Title: Re: paris pleases paris
Post by: walkonby on May 31, 2005, 04:06:00 pm

i'd love to use her grill

Title: Re: paris pleases paris
Post by: godsshoeshine on May 31, 2005, 04:42:00 pm

its because the jokes write themselves

Title: Re: paris pleases paris
Post by: beetsnotbeats on May 31, 2005, 07:19:00 pm

Little Paris Smith
 Lovely name for a girl is Paris Smith
 Baby Paris Smith
 Don't repeat my mistakes Paris Smith
 
 Paris : Any music worth its salt is good for dancing
 Paris : But I tried to be the Fred Astaire of words
 Paris you heard
 
 Little Paris Smith one day you'll have a job
 Yes Paris Smith
 Baby Paris Smith don't you grow up a snob
 No Paris Smith
 
 Paris : There are benefits to syncopated motion
 Paris : Which no high falutin' double talk can show - Paris
 Paris : Any music worth its salt is good for dancing
 Paris : But I tried to be the Fred Astaire of words
 Paris you heard
 
 "Paris Smith" by Prefab Sprout

Title: Re: paris pleases paris
Post by: grotty on May 31, 2005, 07:56:00 pm

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Originally posted by beetsnotbeats:
  Little Paris Smith
 Lovely name for a girl is Paris Smith
 Baby Paris Smith
 Don't repeat my mistakes Paris Smith
 
 Paris : Any music worth its salt is good for dancing
 Paris : But I tried to be the Fred Astaire of words
 Paris you heard
 
 Little Paris Smith one day you'll have a job
 Yes Paris Smith
 Baby Paris Smith don't you grow up a snob
 No Paris Smith
 
 Paris : There are benefits to syncopated motion
 Paris : Which no high falutin' double talk can show - Paris
 Paris : Any music worth its salt is good for dancing
 Paris : But I tried to be the Fred Astaire of words
 Paris you heard
 
 "Paris Smith" by Prefab Sprout

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Title: Re: paris pleases paris
Post by: on June 01, 2005, 10:02:00 am

Omaha Hilton sounds like a nice name. <img src="http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage22/7.gif" alt=" - " />

Title: Re: paris pleases paris
Post by: walkonby on June 01, 2005, 02:56:00 pm

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Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
  Omaha Hilton sounds like a nice name.  <img src="http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage22/7.gif" alt=" - " />

isn't that a version of texas hold-em, where you show everything you got?