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=> GENERAL DISCUSSION => Topic started by: chaz on September 26, 2008, 10:50:00 am

Title: naming the band
Post by: chaz on September 26, 2008, 10:50:00 am
So I'm getting my first music project in like 5 years off the ground....
 
 And coming up with a band name is like the worst thing ever.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on September 26, 2008, 10:54:00 am
I'm thinking a guy who calls himself "Chaz" should at least be consistent and go with something really yuppie/yacht-rockish sounding.
 
 How about "Devendra's Dong"?
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: chaz on September 26, 2008, 11:04:00 am
It's interesting you say that because we are actually really into Yacht-Rock.
 
 Maybe I should just use my man crush, Rhett Miller, as my screen name.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Relaxer on September 26, 2008, 11:39:00 am
Just stay away from The Black Hole To Hell Where My Lover Has Gone because it is CLAIMED
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: chaz on September 26, 2008, 11:52:00 am
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Originally posted by Relaxer:
  Just stay away from The Black Hole To Hell Where My Lover Has Gone because it is CLAIMED
Shit, not another "Black" band....
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: vansmack on September 26, 2008, 12:00:00 pm
For a small fee I'm willing to license Quickie 'n the Bushes, but you have to have at least one chick in your band.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: chaz on September 26, 2008, 12:02:00 pm
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Originally posted by vansmack:
  For a small fee I'm willing to license Quickie 'n the Bushes, but you have to have at least one chick in your band.
sorry, this band is a sausage fest, though we may eventually snag female to play organ/keys.  If so, what is your licensing fee?
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: vansmack on September 26, 2008, 12:07:00 pm
Casual mention in the liner notes, name on the guest list with back stage passes on the rare occasion that I can make your show, non-binding input into the bands first single, and negotiating role in which TV shows the bands songs appear in (which may require me to visit the set to make sure the song is being used appropriately in the scene).
 
 Come to think of it, even if you don't go with Quickie, you may just wnat to agree to most of that anyway.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Relaxer on September 26, 2008, 01:29:00 pm
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Originally posted by chaz:
  This Band is a Sausage Fest
/thread
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: chaz on September 26, 2008, 01:37:00 pm
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Originally posted by Relaxer:
   
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Originally posted by chaz:
  This Band is a Sausage Fest
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We just pegged title of Michael Azzerad's next book!
 
 Sorry...couldn't resist.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: BookerT on September 26, 2008, 01:43:00 pm
note to self: read thread before responding.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Bombay Chutney on September 26, 2008, 03:54:00 pm
BEN'S! CHILI! BOWL!
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: DeathFromAbove1979 on September 26, 2008, 04:47:00 pm
Chaz?
 
 The Lone Rangers.
 
 Duh.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: chaz on September 26, 2008, 05:04:00 pm
I didn't really start this thread to solicit suggestions...but the lone rangers is a real strong front runner!
 
 just kidding.
 
 at least 3 times a week me and my mates will go back and forth via email  for a few hours throwing band names around.  we've had so many bad ideas and few good ones.  and the good ones start to sound like bad ones real fast.  
 
 naming my kids was much easier.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Vas Deferens on September 26, 2008, 07:41:00 pm
Relaxer's Cock Ring
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on September 26, 2008, 07:59:00 pm
Julian's America's House Band
 
 Turbosexophonic Delight
 
 Lauren Conrad Hairtwirl
 
 Stepping On The Crotch Of Your American President
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: kosmo vinyl on September 27, 2008, 12:54:00 am
The Historic Markers
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: azaghal1981 on September 27, 2008, 01:06:00 am
Seahorse
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: azaghal1981 on September 27, 2008, 04:23:00 am
Or...
 
 
 In Her Pants
 
 
 You could even spell it "inner pants."
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: chaz on September 27, 2008, 08:01:00 am
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Originally posted by Julian, certified WEBLEBRITY:
  Julian's America's House Band
 
I thought this was 3 Doors Down?
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Vas Deferens on September 27, 2008, 08:30:00 am
or Hootie and the Blowfish?
 
 
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Originally posted by Julian, certified WEBLEBRITY:
  Julian's America's House Band
 
I thought this was 3 Doors Down? [/b]
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on September 27, 2008, 09:31:00 am
Actually if we had a house band that encapsulated what Julian's America is all about, it'd probably be Vampire Weekend.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Relaxer on September 27, 2008, 10:08:00 am
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Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
  Relaxer's Cock Ring
I'm going to need some time with this.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Cali on September 29, 2008, 01:35:00 pm
sausage fest has a good ring to it
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on September 29, 2008, 01:39:00 pm
Thus, unoriginal style and minimal substance?
 
 
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Originally posted by Julian, certified WEBLEBRITY:
  Actually if we had a house band that encapsulated what Julian's America is all about, it'd probably be Vampire Weekend.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: azaghal1981 on September 29, 2008, 01:46:00 pm
Essentially.
 
 
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  Thus, unoriginal style and minimal substance?
 
   
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Originally posted by Julian, certified WEBLEBRITY:
  Actually if we had a house band that encapsulated what Julian's America is all about, it'd probably be Vampire Weekend.
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Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on September 29, 2008, 01:50:00 pm
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  Thus, unoriginal style and minimal substance?
 
   
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Originally posted by Julian, certified WEBLEBRITY:
  Actually if we had a house band that encapsulated what Julian's America is all about, it'd probably be Vampire Weekend.
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You forgot "...with fashionable scarves and sweaters."
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: chaz on September 29, 2008, 01:53:00 pm
Names we're considering so far:
 
 Clubs and Bells
 Rx
 The Prescriptions (though i'm sure this has been used)
 The Downy Sins (or Downy Sins)
 The Sevens
 
 personally, i like about 1/2 this list.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on September 29, 2008, 01:57:00 pm
So you like 2.5 of them? Is it "Clubs" or "Bells" that is bothering you?
 
 
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Originally posted by chaz:
  Names we're considering so far:
 
 Clubs and Bells
 Rx
 The Prescriptions (though i'm sure this has been used)
 The Downy Sins (or Downy Sins)
 The Sevens
 
 personally, i like about 1/2 this list.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface on September 29, 2008, 01:58:00 pm
I still say Lauren Conrad Hairtwirl or Stepping On The Crotch Of Your American President would be awesome names.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: chaz on September 29, 2008, 02:00:00 pm
At this particular moment....you.   :D  
 
 OK, make that 40%.
 
 Actually I hate all band names right now.
 
 
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
 
 
  So you like 2.5 of them? Is it "Clubs" or "Bells" that is bothering you?
 
   
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Originally posted by chaz:
  Names we're considering so far:
 
 Clubs and Bells
 Rx
 The Prescriptions (though i'm sure this has been used)
 The Downy Sins (or Downy Sins)
 The Sevens
 
 personally, i like about 1/2 this list.
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Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: thirsty moore on September 29, 2008, 02:01:00 pm
I vote for Downy Sins.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Bombay Chutney on September 29, 2008, 02:08:00 pm
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Originally posted by chaz:
 
 The Sevens
 
Taken (http://www.dischord.com/band/sevens)
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: chaz on September 29, 2008, 02:11:00 pm
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Originally posted by Bombay Chutney:
   
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 The Sevens
 
Taken (http://www.dischord.com/band/sevens) [/b]
I've never even heard of those guys...
 This name was pretty much out of the running anyway, it' also the name of some Boston based celtic band.
 
 So much for my tribute to arthur lee...
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on September 29, 2008, 02:19:00 pm
You could go with "Arsonist" or "Girlfriend Beater".
 
 
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 So much for my tribute to arthur lee...
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: chaz on September 29, 2008, 02:25:00 pm
Or I could always go with "The Porky Midgets".
 
 Or maybe "The Breastfeeding Six Year Olds"
 
 Those are both sounding really nice...
 
 
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  You could go with "Arsonist" or "Girlfriend Beater".
 
   
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 So much for my tribute to arthur lee...
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Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on September 29, 2008, 02:37:00 pm
Nice!
 
 I really like the first one, I wish I had thought of it.
 
 The second one, well that's probably a couple of years beyond what is average for the world.
 
 http://parenting.families.com/blog/breastfeeding-how-long-is-too-long (http://parenting.families.com/blog/breastfeeding-how-long-is-too-long)
 
 
 You've probably laughed at the humorous jabs in movies and sitcoms aimed at the idea of breastfeeding "older" children. But if you are enjoying a breastfeeding relationship with your infant, at some point you will start to consider whether or when you should wean your child.
 
 You might be surprised to learn that the worldwide average length of breastfeeding each child is about 4 years. This is because many societies encourage children to continue breastfeeding until they wean themselves. For many nations, this is an economical and nutritional lifesaver for the family as water is often polluted, formula is way beyond what a family can afford and refrigeration is scarce. But what about in more industrialized societies?
 
 
 In the last century, a trend existed that equated wealth with baby formula - or more aptly - poverty with breastfeeding. Because of this trend, parents used to aspire to formula-feed their babies for higher social stature. In the last few decades, however, scientists have learned that breast milk is far superior to anything man can make to imitate it and that, besides its nutritional benefits, the act of breastfeeding itself provides benefits to the child and health benefits to the mother. Now, it seems, the pendulum has swung back in favor of Mother Nature! Breast is best. Lower percentages of breastfed infants are now considered to be a national and global problem in urgent need of resolution! But is there such a thing as too much of a good thing?
 
 
 The American Academy of Pediatrics recommends that all babies be breastfed exclusively - that is without pacifiers, formula, solid foods or other liquids - for the first six months of life and that, after solid food is introduced, breastfeeding should continue for a minimum of the first 12 months of life and, thereafter as long as is mutually beneficial to Mother and Child. They also suggest that "there is no upper limit to the duration of breastfeeding and no evidence of psychological or developmental harm from breastfeeding into the third year of life or longer" (AAP 2005).
 
 The American Academy of Family Physicians issued a position statement on breastfeeding which recommends: "Breastfeeding beyond the first year offers considerable benefits to both mother and child, and should continue as long as mutually desired." They also note that "If the child is younger than two years of age, the child is at increased risk of illness if weaned." (AAFP 2001)
 
 The World Health Organization also recommends "exclusive breastfeeding for six months as a global public health recommendation, taking into account the findings of the WHO expert consultation on optimal duration of exclusive breastfeeding, and to provide safe and appropriate complementary foods, with continued breastfeeding for up to two years of age or beyond, exclusive breastfeeding for the first six months of life with continued breastfeeding for at least 2 years" (WHO 2002)
 
 2004 Health Canada Recommendation on Exclusive Breastfeeding Duration says "Exclusive breastfeeding is recommended for the first six months of life for healthy term infants, as breast milk is the best food for optimal growth. Infants should be introduced to nutrient-rich, solid foods with particular attention to iron at six months with continued breastfeeding for up to two years and beyond."
 
 These are just some of the well respected leaders in the area of health and wellness who all agree that breastfeeding for as long as both Mother and Baby find beneficial is exactly the right amount of time.
 
 The answer, then, is no. There is no such thing as too much of a good thing when it comes to the healthy extended breastfeeding relationship between Mother and Child.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by chaz:
  Or I could always go with "The Porky Midgets".
 
 Or maybe "The Breastfeeding Six Year Olds"
 
 Those are both sounding really nice...
 
   
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  You could go with "Arsonist" or "Girlfriend Beater".
 
   
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Originally posted by chaz:
 
 
 So much for my tribute to arthur lee...
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Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: chaz on September 29, 2008, 03:01:00 pm
Just the link would have been fine, thanks.
 
 And didn't you post that manifesto in another thread already?
 
 If everyone just gave birth to their kids underwater in birthing tubs we wouldn't have these sorts of problems.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on September 29, 2008, 03:07:00 pm
I don't think I posted that one. That's actually the first time I've read about a worldwide average of four years.
 
 I'm not sure of the effectiveness of birthing tubs. However, if everyone with a low risk pregnancy gave birth at home or in birthing centers, the rate of unneccessary c-sections would be drastically reduced.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: chaz on September 29, 2008, 03:09:00 pm
We did birthing tubs and both my kids could swim at 8 weeks.  
 
 CASE CLOSED.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Arthwys on September 29, 2008, 07:52:00 pm
I always liked the sound of..
 
 When Vegans Turn Cannibal!
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: thirsty moore on October 07, 2008, 10:42:00 am
Did you decide on a band name?
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer on October 07, 2008, 10:46:00 am
I'll bet they went with When Vegans Turn Cannibal!  
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  Did you decide on a band name?
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: chaz on October 07, 2008, 11:13:00 am
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Originally posted by econo:
  Did you decide on a band name?
Funny not yet..we got together last night and still no name, hopefully the lightning bolt will strike...
 
 We may just call ourselves The Worries, which was the first name we came up with that we all liked, but somehow got swept aside.
Title: Re: naming the band
Post by: chaz on October 07, 2008, 12:27:00 pm
And the new name of the day is....
 
 The Graves
 
 Been used by some small time bands i found on myspace but they've been inactive for a few years now.
 
 But I think I like The Worries better.